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Joyelle Riley sentenced

by Jonn Lilyea••66

We’ve talked about Joyelle “JD” Riley in Mansfield, Ohio, before, like last July and December. She told folks that she was a “highly decorated Marine” and she pretended to have the cancer in order to defraud folks. She was sentenced to 3 years probation and restitution to some of her victims.

After that, the prosecutor found some other stuff to hang on her according to WMFD and she was in court to answer for that this week;

Riley was accused of using fake military discharge forms to get credit for convincing people she was a military veteran, which she is not.

Richland County Common Pleas Court Judge Brent Robinson sentenced Riley to three years in prison.

Riley must also pay restitution in the amount of $10,400 to Mansfield resident Barbara Walter.

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66 thoughts on “Joyelle Riley sentenced”

        1. Just degrees of ugly dykes, and she’s pushing the low end of the scale, ChipNASA.

        2. Not really. But there are some attractive lipstick lesbians. Of course they could just be pron actresses doing girl-on-girl. Anyway, so I have heard.

    4. That’s what I said! I thought “Damn that’s high and tight for a woman!”.

      2. How many barrels?

        I’d need two. In my mouth, and then pull the trigger.

      4. That could work. Assuming you’re into the whole buffalo heifer with a bad haircut thing…

        1. Don’t hafta be into it…look at it like PT

          and just think how much more you’ll appreciate the next one in comparison.

        2. Back in the day at the “Rocker Inn” at Ft. Knox, they were known as “Buffarilo’s………Big as a buffalo, ugly as a gorilla.

            1. ..still need the JD and another girl in the scenario though ….gotta have somebody on belay

            2. We called them Her-fallos. God help you if two were coming down the p-way in the opposite direction. You’d get hurt.

          2. Ask a submariner about Bremelos, Bangorillas, Grotapotamouses, etc.

          3. LOL, I almost forgot about the Rocker Inn at Knox. Buffarillo’s and TOG’s (Ton O’Guts)

      5. The amount of alcohol and Other judgment-impairing substances necessary to get me to even consider that would kill hundreds of men. So, hell no.

        1. Even dead I’d run away from hitting that. I have never been that desperate to get laid.

          1. well, as a lesbian who propositioned me one memorable night said, even ours need to be stretched once in a while.

            1. Oh, I worked with a lesbi once who was quite a looker.

              From what I was told (being a happily married man and not inclined to stray) she enjoyed traditional activity as well.

      6. Sorry IDC SARC hit the report button. Meant to say you might want a dose of vanco with that

        1. I can discriminate between 40 different STDs based on taste alone. My body fluids are used as controls for reagents by all the major public health organizations in the US and abroad…No worries

          2. When I was a Marine on sea duty back in the late 70s we often had a Sailor in the brig who would come in with various STDs in his mouth…and he never was off restriction long enough to go ashore. His one claim to fame though was he stole a pair of Pat Benetars panties from the ships laundry when she came aboard for a concert and tried to sell them….and of course got caught. But for a brief moment in time he was a hero! I still remember his name even.

        1. Put a flag over her face,, then pull a South Carolina.
          Id Secede from the Union before I’d hit that.

  3. Jonn are you going to post a picture of her instead of that random Marine dude?

    1. She’s ugly enough, especially with that haircut, that she thought it would be just logic that only the Marines would have her.

      The other branches have too much class for folks to believe she was in one of them.

    2. Probably because too many DON’T get caught. For the 1 they catch, I’d bet there are 10 that don’t get caught, at least.

  6. What a moron.

    I even bet she had a “General Discharge” forged on her paperwork.

    Clown.

    1. Oh, I’m sure “she” has a “general discharge” alright….but best ask her doctor about it.

  7. I wonder if she’ll fork over even a dime of the monetary judgement against her?

  11. This species is categorized scientifically as to the level they occupy on the famous “Coyote Scale”

    Dykus minimus ( plays softball, can wear make up)
    Dykus maximus (owns a Harley Davidson and leathers)
    Dykus “Rex” (vibrator made by Black and Decker)

    CAPT Bones USN (ret)

  12. CAPT Bones, you forgot one or two:

    Dykus tongueous (can roll tongue across width of table)
    Dykus elephantus (eats elephant pusskins)
    Dykus elongus (long of tongue)

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