An off duty police officer happened to be in an Animal Hospital in Las Vegas, Nevada when a man tried to rob them. He fired his gun at the thief twice, but there’s mention of anyone suffering from gun shot wounds.
The Rusk County Sheriff’s Office reports that a homeowner in Longview, Texas shot an intruder and that intruder was DRT (dead right there).
In San Bernardino, California two female sex-shop employees c*ck-blocked an armed thief driving him away by throwing dildos at him. The women didn’t think the gun was real anyway;
scratch and dent sale tomorrow, ladies
“An off duty police officer fired his gun at the thief twice, but there’s mention of anyone suffering from gun shot wounds.”
Well, it was a police officer, and not an armed citizen. But his ink pen was true and steady as he wrote the report.
Meanwhile, in another incident: “The Sheriff’s Office reports that a homeowner shot an intruder, and that intruder was DRT (dead right there).”
I don’t know why, but most police officers that I talk to, get very little range time in. Fortunately for me, I am able to shoot every day at the range here at home.
Quick thinking by those ladies in the toy shop. It could have been worse, but they may have been out of his favorite lubricant. Just sayin’.
Those ladies showed him who had the bigger penis. Maybe a few boys in cell block D can show him the real thing.
If it had been a member of the DRG, I would believe that comment Ex.
Talk about a hand job…
“Here take this you bastard… we don’t need them anyway!”
And maybe “go fuck yerself!!!”
What a dick.
“A bag of dicks” is no longer just a menu item for a loser, but is also descriptive of some of the recommended contents of a SHTF kit.
Never piss off a woman holding a rubber dick. It never ends well.
At least the attempted robbery at the sex shop had a happy ending