Hack Stone sends us our first story this morning from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania where a 30=year-old man tried to rob an automobile repair shop, but instead he was shot by the business owner – once in the abdomen, once in the shoulder and once in the buttocks. The last we heard is that he’s in critical condition at the hospital.
Elsewhere in Philadelphia, a pizza delivery man shot a thief who tried to rob him. The thief was shot in both legs and expected to survive his wounds.
In Aventura, Florida, three thieves tried to rob an Uber driver who happened to be legally armed and shot one of the criminals DRT (dead right there). That article points out that two other Miamians shot criminals this month in defense of themselves and their property.
Hack needs to end that connection to Philly. It almost got him killed once already.
Almost. I’m like Zsa Zsa Gabor, I am going to live forever.
uh, Zsa Zsa just died this weekend…
Wait! What? Cut down in her prime.
Yep. Poor thing. She was only 100 years old. I am sad.
Show of hands: who here at one time wasn’t married to Zsa Zsa?
Heavy Chevy was engaged to her.
99yrs old. She almost won the chicken dinner. Boy, those 3 sisters were something in their prime
He will wind up a mere statistic, and never learn why the mailbox really had no door. He lives life “On the Edge”.
You dopes, you ignorant thugs. We are ARMED! And we will shoot you, over, and over, and over. And, it will HURT, if you aren’t blessed with a fast death.
Hahahaha. If the Philly auto repair shop wannabee perp survives his wounds, it’s the last one in the butt that’s going to hurt the longest. Especially when the other inmates Bubba, Thor, Dr Julio, and Tiny hear about it. He’ll be the bitch of the cell block.
Weirdest thing about the feel good stories today is that all the people defending themselves were A Proud Infidel.
No doubt Uber will be firing the guy since their official policy is anti civil rights and pro crime.
I love that he double tapped him. He should have gone for center mass.
He did- his center mass was his ass (also the locus of his brain housing group).
well, if you shoot someone in both legs it gives you time to walk around him kicking him so you don’t have to waste more ammo