Hack Stone sends an odd story from Frederick, Maryland where a teenager heard someone break into his home where he was alone and went to confront the intruder and found a deer in the middle of his home ransacking the place. After he got telephonic permission from his father, the teen shot the intruder. The intruder was DRT (dinner right there)
27-year-old Justin Smith tried to steal an Easley, South Carolina homeowner’s guns. Instead, the homeowner got one of his rifles and shot young Smith. He went outside, collapsed and died on the porch. DOT (dead over there)
Heflin, Alabama police are searching for the thief whose attempt to rob a local gas station was thwarted by an armed customer who shot at him. Police think he was wounded in the exchange of gunfire.
Bad guys or bad deer; if you break into our homes, we will kill you.
Fredrick, Maryland. I’d like to see you explain that to the game warden.
Authorities recommend that in cases like this, you depart the residence and wait for the game warden to respond. Really. Much like they tell you to give the armed robber everything, and he may not hurt you, but if he does, the police will show up eventually to do a chalk outline of your body.
I used to be a Virginia Conservation Police Officer (formerly known as Game Warden). If I had gotten that call, I would have gone to the scene to take pictures so I would have proof when I told and retold the story. It would have started; “This is no shit..”
I would have also tagged the deer for him and no game charges since you don’t need a hunting license to hunt on (in) your own property.
In Frederick, the only thing the game warden would care about is whether or not you were hurt. It’s one of the more common sense areas out here.
My Gosh, there’s common sense in Mary-Land?
Plenty, just not near DC or Baltimore County. Lots of The Stupid there.
You should read the comments on the woman attacked by a bear in Frederick a few weeks back. #BlackBearsMatter! is starting to trend.
http://wtop.com/frederick-county/2016/11/bear-attacks-woman-63-in-md-s-frederick-co/
I’ve been living here since 99. It exists but you really have to look for it.
I’d like to see you explain that to the insurance company when you make your homeowner’s claim. Take lots of pictures.
I can see this as a new episode in the Farmer’s Insurance commercials.
“We-are-Farmer’s-duh de duh duh duh duh duh”
They already have that commercial.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3oFi5BbxzJs
Hey! That deer was Blitzen on a bender! He was just checking to see if present were delivered to the right address. Now who’s gonna pull Santa’s sleigh!!!
At least the loins weren’t ruined.
Hope he at least dragged the carcass out to the garage to gut it.
So now there are two possible definitions for DRT: (1) Dead Right There and (2) Dinner Right There.
Nicely done right there Jonn.
The buck stopped there? Oh, deer!
How far away from the scene of the wanna-bee crime does a perp have to be to transition from DRT to DOT? If Justin Smith (so many jokes, so little time) died on the front porch, that sounds close enough to still be DRT.