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Joseph Matthew Scott; phony Ranger again

Joseph Scott
About two-and-a-half years ago, we wrote about this fellow, Joseph Matthew Scott when he was confronted on a college campus in California pretending to be a Ranger. I guess since the Ranger thing didn’t work out for him, he decided to try his hand at cop impersonation, according to the Stanislaus County Sheriff’s Department;

“Riverbank Police Services Deputies were informed of a male, Joseph Scott of Modesto, that had been impersonating a Stanislaus County Sheriffs Department Deputy. While impersonating a sheriffs deputy, Scott had negligently discharged a firearm in the city of Modesto.

Deputies knew that this incident would need immediate action. The investigation was turned over to the Sheriffs Team Investigating Narcotics and Gangs (STING). STING authored an arrest warrant for Joseph Scott and a search warrant for his home.

On 12/2/16 Scott was taken into custody and booked into the Stanislaus County Jail. A search of his home revealed all of his law enforcement type equipment. This equipment was all taken as evidence. The firearm used was located and is in safe keeping.”

Joseph Matthew Scott photo
And now, he’s a phony Mexican.

37 thoughts on “Joseph Matthew Scott; phony Ranger again

  1. There were people actually trying to take up for this sack of shit on FB comments when he was outed the first time.
    I wonder what crow tastes like.

    1. Exactly what popped into my memory when I saw today’s article.

      They made him out to be a victim and made the veteran who confronted him out to be the bad guy.

  2. Lol like those kids yelled in first video of him at college:

    “Leave him alome, he isnt hurting nobody”

    Yeah right…

    1. Once a faker, always a faker.

      These guys never give up lying, when they’re busted they just move on to a new kind of scam.

  3. Who is it that always writes, “play stupid games, win stupid prizes?” It’s so applicable here.

    1. Hondo writes that a lot. But the author may be lost to the ages.

      (ref Hondo’s comment 14 May 2013 at 8:16 am):

      Someone here at TAH (can’t remember who) coined a wonderful phrase: “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

      1. Update: May have found the author.

        Went back through the archives and the first reference to the wonderful phrase was written by our very own NH Sparky on 7 Nov 2011.

        Thank me later.

    1. I’m sure that he’s “enjoying” the “All he can eat” buffet at the BTJT Jailhouse Deli – Home of the cockmeat sammich!

  4. I remember his parents blamed a local recruiter the last time. They said the recruiter had mislead their special snowflake into believing he was in the Army. So who’s to blame for this nonsense? Surely not his parents? Surely not baby Joey? It must be someone else’s fault?

  5. You’ve heard of Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand? Well, in this case . . . the applicable title is Bubba Smiled by Will B. Scroggin.

  6. SV is a victimless crime, is it? Yeah, well, it leads to other nastier things.

    But that white shirt picture prompts me to ask this: is he pregnant?

  7. Stolen Valor……the Rancid Cherry topping the Shit Sundae. Makes me wonder what else is flavoring that polluted treat?

  8. He has Heavy Chevy tendencies. I wonder if they found his reverse engineered patrol car. I bet he spells Sweaden wrong too.

  9. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I wonder if that SHIT-FOR-BRAINS’s parents have blamed the Stanislaus County Sheriff’s Department for not accepting that slug snot as a Deputy and harming his pwecious self-esteem?

    1. I wonder if he’s going to try to enlist in the Mexican Army now that he’s Mexican. I’m sure the Latin looking dependapotomus he’s pictured with has already urged him to do that.

      Rejected twice by the American Army, only 25 years old, he should give it a shot.

      Here’s hoping he’s been taking Spanish language classes, cause I don’t think their version of the ASVAB is in English.

      Still a Dumbass whether he’s American or Mexican.

      1. Being a member of the Mexican military isn’t a real safe job… the ongoing drug wars south of the border and his assclown’s propensity towards the stupid could shorten his lifespan… considerably.

      2. Apparently that’s his wife. I dumped his ass and he got with her. Let me guess you found him under José Rodríguez? He told me Michael Stayhand was his dad

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