A woman in Auburn, Maine was enjoying an evening on her porch when a clown pulled up to her house and pointed his finger at her and mouthed the word “bang” at her. She pulled out her 9mm and showed it to him and said “Back at you, clown” and he quickly unassed the AO.
In Washington County, Missouri, a burglar was thwarted when a homeowner armed himself and confronted the thief. The criminal fled in a stolen car that he abandoned. After a brief foot chase, police caught up to him.
Don’t bring a clown to a gunfight.
Anyone seen Stephen King lately?
That’s a bozo no no! She’s in trouble though if he returns in a tiny clown car and a dozen of his pals pop out riding unicycles and wielding uzis
But Kinko the clown loves you,boys and girls, yes, he really does……..