Afghanistan’s National Directorate of Security has announced that latest Taliban leader – Mullah Mohammed Akhtar Mansour – was killed this past Saturday. He was reportedly riding in a vehicle in Baluchistan province, near the Afghanistan-Pakistan border, when the vehicle was destroyed by a US RPA strike.
Senior Taliban commander Mullah Abdul Rauf confirmed to the press that Mansour had been killed in the strike yesterday. US officials are currently “awaiting confirmation”, but have indicated they believe Mansour was killed in the strike.
Mansour succeeded the one-eyed terrorist bastard Mullah Omar as the Taliban’s leader last year after the latter’s death in 2013 became public knowledge.
Good riddance. May Shaitan pay him “special attention” for all eternity; and my all of his 72 virgins look thusly.
Too bad, so sad; I’m just…all broken up…///
and, oh, by the way…ALOHA SNACKBAR !!!
So, does this mean that vacay trip in the mountains is on again?
Talibs retirement plan is killer…….who is the poor bastard they are going to “promote” now?
We should send these guys those nifty red shirts that no one wants to wear on star trek.
Hey Mullah Mohammed Akhtar Mansour, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU GOAT-RAPING FLEABAG PIECE OF RAT SHIT!!
Please God, let them 72 virgins be some of them mean ass nuns I had as a kid. Amen.
I’d rather they be clones of Helen Thomas and/or Hitlery Cankles.
72 copies of Lars.
Well, looks like someone didn’t follow the last link in the article . . . . (smile)
A really, REALLY, explosive personality. Under SUCH high stress, he just went to pieces. A piece went over here, a piece went over there. . . .
Hondo,
You forgot the XL pineapple, inserted fronds first.
I hope he enjoys his 72 Phildos….
Dibs on his goat.
I expected IDC Sarc to claim dibs first……
As the entertaining Nelson Muntz puts it, “Ha-Ha!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7wtNOkuHo
Later fuckstick.
Next.
Ob-la-di ob-la-da….
But not for him. And suddenly, the world was a slightly cleaner place.
Queue up Queen:
Another one bites the dust!
Posting for Reb
We’ve been crying all day..
Not for MANSOUR.. mom is fine..surgery didn’t cure her four letter language and really, as her son that’s something to cry about??