Bobo sends us our first story this morning from Chicago, Illinois where William C. George approached two fellows on the street and demanded their property. They complied until George wanted their car, too. One of the fellows, with his concealed weapon and corresponding permit to carry same, decided to puncture George several times instead. George was DOT (dead over there) at the hospital.
In Rochester, New York, only criminals have guns. That was the situation when a father came home and found several armed thugs assaulting his 16-year-old daughter. One of the criminals shot the father, but he still managed to get the gun away from the criminals. When the police arrived, the father had subdued the criminal to the point that the criminal had to be treated for his facial injuries before he could begin his new career in jail. Dad had non-life-threatening injuries. Three of the criminals are still on the run.
In the self-solving problems category, police in Elkins, West Virginia responded to calls about gun fire and questioned a fellow they found there. He tried to pull a gun on the officer, but the officer disarmed him and the crook fled the scene. They found another man who had tried to put a gun in his waist band, but instead shot his nuts off.
Oh, no. Oh, dear. A misunderstood, card carrying Democrat voter shot dead for trying to better his circumstances. In Chicago, no less. We just can’t have it!
Sarcasm off
Hell, the real story here is that someone had a valid CCW in CHICAGO!
Bullets are property too. Be careful what you ask for…
heh. The continual cleansing of the gene pool. Love it. No more little perps.
One dead, burn in hell.
One living, but shot himself. I wonder what “his” (her?) new nickname is?
“HEY NUTLESS!!”
“SEEN JOHNNY CUM LATELY?”
It’s too early, and I haven’t infused enough caffeine yet to be very witty. Maybe half witty.
I hate it when I shoot my nuts off, oh wait, I like it when they shoot their own nuts off! That sounds better. I wonder if these goblins ever asked themselves why holsters were invented.