A deaf man in Jacksonville, Florida stabbed an intruder with a sword when the criminal forced his way into the victim’s apartment. The thief unassed the AO and went to a nearby convenience store for treatment. The police put one and one together and took the recently ventilated perp to the hospital and arrested him.
In Fresno, California, a homeowner dissuaded some home invaders with some gunfire. No one was injured by the homeowner who still has all of his property.
A homeowner in Bangor, Maine, held a burglar at shotgun point until the police came to haul off the criminal to begin his new life with his new friends.
In Newport, Kentucky at another Craigslist exchange, the supposed buyer grabbed the laptop that was supposed to be sold to him and ran off. The seller, who carried a legally concealed weapon, fired a warning shot, which didn’t slow the thief, so the seller took off after him firing several more times, striking nothing. The police are debating on whether or not to arrest the victim of the robbery.
A Torrance, California business owner shot an armed robber in his jewelry store. The thief was DRT (dead right there) when police arrived.
“Early one morning, late one night, two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policeman heard the noise, and came and arrested the two dead boys.”
Thanks, Mom.
“If you don’t believe my lie is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too.”
I can hear Crocodile Dundee’s voice, “You call that a knife? Now THAT’S a knife.”
And all along, I thought the bayonet charge was an obsolete tactic.
I keep tellin’ y’all, the home defense system is quite adequately supplied with local objects such as cast iron skillets, cooking spray, and swords. And I ain’t giving up my short sword.
I’d call the first one perforated instead of ventilated. Just sayin’ 😉
Joy to the world..
Joy to all the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
MORE AIR AND SPACE FOR YOU AND ME..
You hear the Families of these shitbags saying “but they were so good and beg for funeral costs”.
They don’t deserve a damn casket, funeral or flowers.
Get the punk from the morgue, wrapped in a sheet.
Hire a boat take em twenty miles out and feed the fish.
As for victims, have the DDA ask for restitution for the funeral service if the shooter is alive, if he’s dead and under 18 go after their homeowners insurance. Apples don’t fall far from the tree.