In Birmingham, Alabama, an unnamed fellow tried to rob a gas station, but he was shot by the clerk. So the wounded fellow went to a nearby Waffle House about an hour later and picked a fight with the cook there. The cook pinned him to the floor until the police arrived.
Tuesday morning feel good stories
The gas station attendant needs to man up and buy a .45.
Or at least a .357 Magnum.
Im not sure anyone has ever used the word ‘least’ and .357 Magnum in the same sentence before
When a gunshot wound didn’t make a dope any smarter, we can expect to read about him in the future. He is just getting a little “light duty” while the wound heals, and he pays for trying to rob the gas station. Just another run of the mill loser.
I guess he’s lucky the cook wasn’t Casey Ryback…
Or Albert Fish…
So was the fellow SMOTHERED, COVERED, or TOPPED by the cook?
Clown is going to be SMOTHERED, COVERED and BITING A PILLOW in the local poundhiminthe ass lockup…
I keep telling you guys, smack the perp with a frying pan, knock him down and sit on him til the po-po show up.
Don’t f**k with a cook in his own kitchen. He knows where the knives are, and where the bodies can be disposed.
Not a good Waffle House unless the cook is outside smokin’ when you get there……