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Kelsey Hoover/Michael Cipriani arrested

Michael Cipriani

You might remember the fellow pictured above who was actually born a woman named Kelsey Hoover pretending to be a man named Michael Cipriani and pretending to be a soldier in BWI airport last year. Guardian of Valor did all of the hard work tracking that confusing story.

Bulldog told us last night that Kelsey Hoover was arrested after he helped law enforcement track her down. She’s being held in Oregon on $250,000 bail, and awaiting extradition to Nevada to answer for 11 different charges. ulldog says that he had to convince the LEOs that they had arrested a woman. By the way, whatever she is now, she was going by a third name when Oregon police arrested her.

Kelsey Hoover AkA Michael Cipriani

It’s a good thing it was Bulldog and not me – I have trouble enough trying to get folks arrested who don’t just change genders at the drop of a hat.

47 thoughts on “Kelsey Hoover/Michael Cipriani arrested

  1. Confusing doesn’t even begin to describe this thing. Then again, that’s about as well as it can be done.

    Thanks, Bulldog, for keeping after them.

  2. Good Lord, when a woman can pass herself off as a man,,,,,, that only proves how ugly she is.

            1. Can’t start the wicked nasty drinking stories with…

              “this one time in Subic City…” anymore. 🙁

  3. A woman that identifies as a man and then back again? What level of crazy does that rise to?

    1. I suspect she doesn’t actually “identify” as a man in the LGBTQ sense–she just uses that identity whenever it suits her for her scams. At any rate, she’s definitely messed up.

  4. I read the Guardian of Valor write-up and it summarizes what was clearly an investigation worthy of Columbo and Thomas Magnum. I have no doubt whatsoever that if Bulldog had been an investigator on the OJ Simpson case, that SOB would never have walked on the murder charges. And speaking of those murders, maybe Bulldog can find the bloody clothes and the murder weapon.

  5. Stunning story stops you dead, and you say ‘Wha-a-at?!?’

    I am glad this person is off the streets and in a safe place – ‘safe’, meaning safe for the rest of us.

    What OWB said: confusing is a mild word for it. Bulldog is definitely a Columbo sort of guy.

    1. I don’t think it’s mental health issues – the GoV link states she’s facing 11 counts, some of them are for fraud. She had a felony warrant out for her in Hewitt, TX as of last year.

      1. I think she has borderline personality disorder and gender identity issues.

        She is a criminal. But also has mental health issues.

        1. I doubt it. I think she’s your basic con artist. The play-acting and the gender stuff are nothing more than a means to an end.

        2. She’s a con artist. That breed will play ANY and every card that they think will either further a scam or help get them off easy. They have no conscience, all they look for is a free easy ride!

          1. That sounds like a textbook explanation of sociopathy, Infidel. I’m not sure how accurate I am, but that likely falls close to BPD. Bitch is two steps from Patrick Bateman.

  6. Is that wig or a mop on her head. Last time we saw her phony ass…she had a short cropped haircut. Did they (Oregon Police) give her that wig out of sympathy?

      1. Who cares? He/she/it will only “identify” whichever way he/she/it thinks will get he/she/it off easy or score another con game.

  7. And I wonder whom she cast her ballot for in the last election…
    Three guesses and the first two don’t count…
    Libs have pushed themselves into the depths of human depravity, the worst part of that is that they are proud of it too…
    One more moron soaking up tax dollars in the local hoosegow…

  8. You’ll all be glad to hear that SHE just recently got 3 years in Oregon prison for Forgery/Identity related charges.

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