Amy sends us our first story this morning, from Houston, Texas where a salesman of some sort got into an altercation with the homeowners prompting the resident to arm himself with a shotgun and ventilate the fellow. He was DOT (dead over there).
EODJay sends us a link to a story in Clarke County, Alabama about a gun shop owner who was spending the night in his store when he heard someone rummaging through his stock. When the two intruders spotted the owner, they charged at him. He discouraged them with a couple of shotgun blasts. One was DRT (dead right there) and the other was taken to the hospital. the article says that three arrests were made, though.
In Paulding, Georgia, Alvin Lee Jenks had a disagreement with a homeowner. The resident slammed the door in his face which made Jenks do the natural thing and try to kick the door down. The homeowner sent some gunfire through the door and rang Mr Jenks’ bell. Jenks’ companions sent answering gunfire but missed. Jenks was DRT (dead right there) when the police arrived.
In Canon City, Colorado, another intruder, one of three in that house, loaned his gun to their intended victim so he could shoot the thief. Some criminals are just the best, aren’t they?
In Las Vegas, Nevada, two criminals forced their way into a doctor’s office, pistol-whipped the doctor. One of the employees broke free and got a gun and shot the pair. The female thief was declared DOT (dead over there) at the hospital, the other fellow is still in the wind.
In Staatsburg, New York, Amrik Singh ended a masked, armed criminal’s robbery of his convenience store by tossing his shoe at the thief.
Sweet. 2 miscreants “Dead Right There”, and 2 more “Dead Over There”. Not bad, not bad at all.
Criminal #1 Loaned his gun to the victim so he could shoot criminal #2?
Did I read that right?
The deceased man in Houston has been identified as Willy Loman.
(chuckling)
At least one of you knuckleheads gets it.
Not quite the way I remember Willy going out!
His wife Linda said that he was a good man, and he was turning his life around, about to make a sale. His friend Biff was not available for comment.
So…
Good guys…..4 dead
Criminals…..0
Perhaps the slow kids should reconsider their career path.
Holy Toledo… Vegas is my old stomping grounds talk about a good shoot…
🙂
Ballsy one, that last fellow. Course it didn’t hurt that the thief was apparently more skittish than my wife’s shi-tzu.
My prediction is when the last thief is rounded up he is Muslim.
Thief loans his gun to the target and the target shoots another thief.
Shop owner throws a shoe at a thief and the thief runs away.
Truth is, indeed, stranger than fiction. It appears that in some areas, being a criminal simply does not pay. People throw shoes and probably other hard objects at you, and your pals loan a gun to the target. It just is not fair, is it?
We need Nancy Pelosi to introduce legislation regulating scary black shoes. If they limit the number of shoes people can have, my wife Rosetta has four words, “My cold dead hands”.
When scary black shoes are outlawed, only criminals will have scary black shoes.
There needs to be a mandatory five day waiting period when responding to “Does this dress make look fat?”.
I can see the VP having a press conference. “You don’t need a gun, just throw a shoe at your assailant”.
Here’s one for the gun control freaks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Hd-HpiqqE
that last one…
Singh: “Stop! Or I’ll Shoe!”
Perp: “Hands up, don’t Shoe!”
Wag: “This is a job, for Shouperman!”
He gave his gun to the victim? See, we don’t need guns and we need more gun control because criminals are beginning to find it in their hearts to give us their guns.