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Monday morning feel good stories

Slim pickin’s this morning; In Santa Rosa County, Florida, a home invader assumed room temperature when he encountered an armed homeowner. He was DRT (dead right there).

In Australia, police found an invader DRT in the backyard of a woman. When he attacked her, a neighbor came to her aid. Police aren’t saying how the DRT fellow got that way.

And a message from Burglars for Gun Control;

10 thoughts on “Monday morning feel good stories

  1. See as how Australia is a gun free zone, the perp was beaten over the head with a kangaroo thigh and fed to the dingos.

  2. The Aussie blokes head was probably beaten to a pulp with one of those 30 ounce Forsters Lager cans.

    1. “Australian for beer.” (smile)

      Can’t say from personal knowledge, as I’ve not managed to visit “Down Under” yet. But I understand that Fosters’ isn’t thought of particularly well in Australia itself.

  3. I deeply appreciate the public service video. It gladdens my heart that burgrlars are deeply concerned about gun control, as is only proper.

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