We’ll start off this morning with a story from Albuquerque, New Mexico where two fellows robbed a Sprint cell phone store. As they were making their getaway, one of the thieves, we’ll just call him Mr. Blue Falcon, accidentally shot his accomplice. The wounded thief was found by the police in a near-by business, but Mr Blue Falcon is still in the wind.
In Houston, Texas, an apartment resident was injured in a shoot-out with intruders. He was shot in the leg, but successfully repelled the home invasion. The health of the two thieves is unknown.
Thin gruel this morning. Maybe the youts are learning that Obama has been great for one industry: weapons.
But that’s all right. The highlight of the week approaches and we wait in eager anticipation: how will Jonn kick off the weekend open thread?
More importantly, who will win the race to be the first commenter.
Jonn’s mixing things up….its 1231 and he hasn’t posted it yet.
That Albuquerque story had a great link on some other idiots meeting an untimely demise. Not sure if it has already been covered in the Feel Goid Stories.
http://www.abqjournal.com/641566/news/robbery-suspect-arrested-in-violent-se-abq-home-invasion.html?utm_source=abqjournal.com&utm_medium=related+posts+-+crime&utm_campaign=related+posts
Robbing a Sprint cell phone store? Really? REALLY?! Don’t thieves know that most people pay with debit and/or credit? Waht’cha gonna do? Carry a bunch of electrons around in your pockets? (facepalm)
But then again, most thieves aren’t known for their high IQ. If they had a even a decent IQ, they’d be gainfully employed and wouldn’t be thieves. I think. But then again, I HAVE been wrong before.