In San Leandro, California, a homeowner was injured when he had a firefight with two men who tried to invade his abode. The victim and his wife are in their 60s, so if the invaders were TAH fans, they should have known that we old folks can’t always retreat – we have to fight. On the upside, the victim may have shot one of the rude individuals.
In Perland, Texas, a homeowner found Roman Cantu helping himself to items in his car, so he fired a shot. Mister Cantu tried to un-ass the AO, but his feet wouldn’t cooperate and he slipped in some mud, so he waited right there at the homeowner’s emphatic urgings for the police.
Range time, boys and girls, range time.
3rd request…what the hell is un-assed??
Why answer you? Every time someone answers, you ask the same question again without checking for a reply.
Plus…un-assed is very descriptive. Even Bernath would understand.
Since there are no DMFs in todays group of bad guys, I thought I would add one:
http://bearingarms.com/dim-witted-burglar-dies-attempting-knock-machine-gun-store/
Now, my new favorite name for bad guys is at the end of the article. I laughed until I cried. My new official name for criminals, and one that Jonn should adopt to go with DRT and DOT, is: Dindu Nuffin!!!!
Bwahahahahahaha!!
I heard that term last month in describing one of the trespassing female bikini-wearing teens that had invaded the closed community pool and was having the rowdy party.
“Princess Dindu Nuffin”
Sounds like an acceptable term for all interlopers and such. I like it. Glad to see it’s catching on. Might even make it into the Webster’s some day.
I think that Jonn posted that one a few days ago. It is just as good now.
Yeah, he did, but I wanted to get the new name out there. And, it’s always good to reread a story about a DMF.
I love this quote: “It is not if they are going to burglarize you, it is when,” he said. “These punks out there … they think it is easy money.”
I also like the closing paragraph of that article. Any chief of police in any big city with gang activity (hint, hint!) should read it and memorize it.