Somehow, both of these stories happened in California and they came from Chief Tango;
In Angels Camp, Ronald Richard Farmer tried to break into Derek Rutherford’s home. Derek successfully prevented that for a period until a woman arrived and Ron started threatening to kill her, you know, since Derek wouldn’t let Ron kill him, so Ron Derek stepped out and shot Derek Ron until he was DRT.
On Indian Island, a resident confronted someone was trespassing on the island. Apparently he had arrived there by stolen kayak. When the resident confronted the kayak thief, the thief came at the resident with a machete in one hand and a bottle of liquor in the other and advanced on the resident. The resident convinced the thief that was a an improper response by shooting him. The the resident called 9-11 and performed first aid through further threats to his well-being. The kayak thief is expected to recover.
One for Two, Dead Right There. The drunk will long remember this trip across the bay in his “almost a canoe”. Two to the torso is a good plan, but the taxpayers will feel the hurt.
Hey Jonn. Farmer became DRT, not Derek. Derek stepped out and shot Ron and Ron became DRT.
More hi-jinx and tom foolery from the shallow end of the gene pool.
I love the smell of DRT in the morning.