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Friday morning feel good story – This ain't Hell, but you can see it from here
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Friday morning feel good story

This morning we read about the three gentlemen in Fort Worth, Texas who decided their fortune should change so they went to a local convenience store with their two shotguns. When they politely asked the store’s owner for his wallet, you know, so the owner could make a donation to their endeavors, he instead pulled his own gun and ventilated the nearest fellow who proceeded to DRT (die right there). The other two fellows, the guys with the shotguns, quickly reevaluated their futures and un-assed the AO as quickly as possible.

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Old Trooper

1 DMF, properly ventilated? I guess that store owner gets to the range. When they catch the other 2, they be lookin’ at murder charges.

B Woodman

Just follow the trail of brown residue, and look for the two wearing brown stained pants. Oh, and the odor should be a help as well.

OWB

Interesting that there is a sign supporting the socialist who would take away his guns displayed on his store.

A Proud Infidel®™

Yeah, I noticed that myself, she’s not only a gun-grabbing commie, she worked her way up by being a gold-digger/professional spouse!

David

handgun vs. two shotguns? Them’s brass balls right there. Kinda question his target prioritization, though, would think he would target the shotgun wielders first.

John S.

I wonder if an El Presidente drill would be effective in this scenario.