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      1. Trust me, I’m on the bandwagon (chuck wagon?) and I also have a 1st class ticket on the go to hell express.

  3. I think with his new money Jesse Janos/Ventura should throw down for a prescription of Bonerall. He probably needs it now after all the ‘roids over the years. But then again, I don’t want to catch him in my yard, boning my dog! 😀 You’ll have to give him picture instructions with it so he knows what and what not to bone.

    1. I think that Jesse Janos/Ventura may do well visiting the Pacific Northwest. I believe that there are some bushes that need to be whipped into shape out there and maybe he’ll find some worthwhile recreational activities he can throw his bone at….

      *rustle rustle*

      /”knock knock”….”Who’s there?”….”Jesse Janos”……”Jessie Janos who?”……..”Jessie Ventura”…..Jessie Ventura Who?…..”You better let me in or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll jump outta these bushes….”

      1. Chip, I love you, man… but screw you.

        I don’t want that piece of left over pig excrement anywhere near me. Plus, think about what you’re saying.

        Think about it. He spewed nothing but crazy at a jury. Had absolutely zero proof to back up his claims. Used one little blurb in a whole book to claim he was damaged. And the jury believed it and awarded him what he was asking for.

        Do you really want that here in the Pacific Northwest? Yeah, I didn’t think so, either.

  4. This other Friday funny news. In an attempt to appear to actually be doing his job Der Comrade El Presidente is holding the worlds longest press conference, but since TOTUS (teleprompter of the US) is on vacation and/or at a fund raiser, he can’t seem to get out a coherent thought with out fumbling his words. Its like he starts speaking, pauses as if to try to remember what he’s supposed to say, then loses where he was in the answer. I’ve seen brand new 2LTs and E-1s give better briefings.

    1. And in it he said the US “tortured some folks” – passed it off as ‘well, maybe the folks at the time thought it was OK and necessary’ but has opened the door to tons of international BS we don’t need or deserve. The only reason not to let sleeping does lie is to undermine the country further….. guess now HE can say “mission accomplished.”

      2. Yeah well his head is shoved so far up his own a$$ that lump in his throat is his nose.

      3. I swear if I hear ‘folks’ used much more, I am going to Cuisinart the moon and make sandwiches out of it!!!!!

        I am absolutely beginning to despise the use of that word.

        1. Sorry, D. It’s a word I’ve been using for longer than many here have been breathing! And will continue to use. Sick of having lefties appropriate perfectly good words. Grrrr.

        2. He makes it sound like someone was poked with a rolling pin. He doesn’t have a clue, does he?

      1. That’s the sound of the man
        Hangin’ with the Choom Gang……

        With apologies to the late, great Sam Cooke.

        1. 1LT, that was the theme song for the Peanut Farm down at Putnamville. Has the Indiana Penal Youth Camp system went the way of the dinosaur? If so,what a tremendous loss.

          1. Hell, even Art Schlicter (who scammed veterans for game tickets) spent part of his sentences at the Youth Camp there in my old neck of the woods.

  5. Dammit,

    I’ve got a 110# male Doberman. With all attachments intact. He saw me watching this video and now my life is hell.

    Couch? Ruined. Coffee table? Sawdust. He saw my leg in shorts? My knee is bruised, but he has a new respect for a Right Cross. He’s still dazed.

    This needs to be removed. Poste haste… I’m not sure I can handle another canine assault.

  6. TOTALLY OT: can’t wait for an open thread. So boring here recently, but that may be a good thing? But, inquiring minds want to know current SITREP re: Chevy, Round Ranger, Dufus in Oregon, the Italian guy, etc. How soon we forget.

    1. Well, we could make your life a living hell by gossiping at length about you and your penchant for drawing wardrobes for cutout paper dolls.

      1. Delilah,as little boys we would cut out the little girls clothes pictures from the Sears and Aldens catalogs. Then we would stick them onto a tree trunk and use them for target practice with our BB guns. We did that up until the time our sisters beat us up.

  7. I’ll bet the Black and White one is Vietnam War Protester. The lost and bewildered look on that face gives it away.

  8. Since this post has been listed as Pointless Blather & Who Knows, here goes. Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway? Why does sour cream have an expiration date? Why are there Interstate Road Markers in Hawaii? Why is the syringe needle sterilized prior to a lethal injection? Just asking.

    1. Why do I have to water the lawn to get it to rain?

      Why is it that, when I get my car washed, a bird immediately drops a load on it?

      1. Because God has a sense of humor. And He likes to teach us humans humility from time to time. (smile)

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