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20 thoughts on “UN: Israel Not Sharing Iron Dome with Hamas? War Crime!”

  1. Jesus. H. Christ.

    You really can’t make this shit up! Hey, why don’t we let the Russians or Chinese take an unsupervised all-access tour of NORAD and encourage them to mess with the buttons and switches! Why don’t we invite some Iranian Ayatollahs to borrow an SSBN and loan them the Football while they’re at it! Hey, here’s a good one! How about a program to get convicted pedophiles jobs as preschool teachers!

    Seriously, kick those asswipes out of New York, then raze that fucking building and its gay-ass statues to the fucking bedrock. Then replace it with a high-rise whorehouse/marijuana dispensary, because they will conduct far more legitimate business and sharply increase surrounding property values.

    1. Not being one who partakes in either of those two pastimes, I think we should turn that land into either a landfill or a sewage plant. It would still be cleaner than what is currently there and be far more useful.

    3. If you raze the U.N the hooker business will decline drastically as the U.N are their best customers. But I agree with you. Get rid of that waste of prime real estate. If they want it they resurrect it in Zimbabwe or Siberia. It will be miserable for them and they won’t bog down traffic. Plus those anarchist that always protest would get their collective faces kicked in if they protested in those places.

  3. Is this the next headline:

    NEWSFLASH. UN accuses Israel of multiple international crimes because they won’t give Hamas and the Palestinian Authority equal access to the nuclear research facility in Dimona.

    Anything related to the UN should be handled by Duffleblog.

    1. Do you mean that Duffleblog does NOT write their press releases? Are you sure about that?

  4. Duffle Blog?

    I think if they did hand it over to Hamas, those in Gaza would still be getting their shit pushed in. That would be because Hamas would find a way to reverse engineer it into a MLRS of sorts.

    I’m pretty sure Israel is smart enough to ignore the Useless Nations decrees and I’m not gonna hold my breath waiting to see if someone from the UN to takes a coalition in.
    I’m hoping that the next strike by Israel includes a nuclear payload.

      1. actually 5 times, Sinai peninsula was captured from Egypt during 1956, 1967, 1973, each time returned as a good will …
        Sinai is 5 times the size of Israel.

  5. This just in…..

    UN says Israel is in violation of humanitarian rights laws as it has refused to give suicide bombers blast protective suits.

    1. On a related note Palestinians are complaining that the Israeli blockade won’t allow any more cement and ball bearings into the cou try.

  6. obviously they are misconstruing a fair exchange… the Palestinians misplace HE into Israel on rockets, and the Israelis send it back. Fair’s fair.

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