Chief Tango sends us our feel good story to kick off our work week, this time from Muncie, Indiana;
[Anthony J. Williams, 47] entered the 15th & Hoyt Liquor Store, 2204 S. Hoyt Ave., about 11:15 p.m., pretended to have a weapon and demanded cash from the clerk [a woman], city police Lt. Steve Cox said.
The clerk believed Williams was preparing to grab a handgun that was behind the store’s counter, and picked up the weapon.
A struggle then ensued between the clerk and Williams, ending when the gun discharged, seriously wounding the would-be bandit, Cox said.
According to the article, Williams has convictions in his past for robbery, drug dealing and resisting arrest. His last release from being a guest of the taxpayers was in 2005, so you see, he had turned his life around…well, until he didn’t.
47-years-old and still doing liquor store holdups… and not even doing them competently.
Loser.
Have no fear. When he gets out of the hospitol he will be getting remedial education in the fine art of liquer store holdups from the best instructors that our penal system can provide.
A potential future employee of…. wait….. Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency under the “tutelage” of one Thomas Bolling.
Got ya….