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The meme continues

by Jonn Lilyea••51

One of our readers, the guy who dropped off the viking picture yesterday, dropped off some more of the “I didn’t join…” memes on our Facebook page;

Frost Giants

sign civil War

sign red October

sign Star Wars

sign UN

One of our more serious members sent this one along. It explains why the rest of us are upset about the people who are being used for Syrian propaganda. Before you complain, she wrote the sign backwards and took the picture in a mirror;

sign meme

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51 thoughts on “The meme continues”

  1. And the hits just keep on coming. To the people (I won’t call you brothers and sisters in arms because you’re a bunch of blue falcons) who started all this a few days ago, way to go.

    Enjoy having your dumbassery shoved back into your faces.

  3. This is truly great work. When something is so funny that I can’t laugh, it is too funny. Who is our mystery man? Come out and take a bow. This stuff is killing me.

  4. I like the last one (by SGT Allen), it had to take a lot of patience to write that out.

    The rest are pretty hilarious (especially the UN peacekeeper)-I think our Confederate soldier might be N.B. Forrest himself, considering that he expressed almost exactly that same sentiment with regards to Braxton Bragg.

  5. Well, now that I look more closely, I see that it is not ONE man. And Star Wars guy may not be a guy at all. Thus, thanks to all AND keep ’em coming–though it will be hard to equal these.

  7. Why is it when I read the “Soviet Submariner” sign that Sean Connery’s voice took over at “One Ping Only”??

  17. One of my old Work Centers had a Brass 3×5 Invatation that stated “You are Cordially invited to go the FUCK back to work.” Loved that sign the other day.
    Besides I did not join to Fight for George Bush, Bill Clinton or any other President. I joined because that is what I wanted to do. Why do they not have the real sign of the consequences of their actions. “Sorry you got Shot up Bill but I could not protect your Six because I politcally disagree with this mission” I thought we did it for each other like the mission or not.

  18. Whoever that guy is, he sure is funny! (He’s probably also very handsome, intelligent, witty, and charming…adored by women…envied by other men…I’m just guessing, of course…)

  19. I am the Confederate Soldier, and my wife is the StormHottie, er, I mean trooper. My friend is the Viking/Soviet/UN.
    Thanks for the comments! More to come!

  20. #19 Thomas
    Thanks for the exposure of who’s who.
    I especially like the UN “run away! run away!”. Very appropriate.
    I’m trying to remember the movie that was from. Any help?

  26. Nyet….Tommy and I aren’t married. But I know a certain lady Stormtrooper that’s awfully sweet on him…

  27. I did not join Achilles’ Myrmidons just to see him wenching again.

    Damn! Those Persians. All they want to do is fight. All the time.

  28. “I not fight in Glorious Red Army for Mother Russia to end up prisoner in Sibereian camp of Gulag.”

    But many did.

  30. #20, that movie would be Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

    I did not join the British Army to get surrounded by 5000 Zulus at Roarke’s Drift.

  33. Thomas,

    I hope you don’t mind, but I’ve shared a few of these on Facebook with a link to this thread. Let me know if you (or the staff at TAH) have any issue, and I’ll gladly taken them down.

    Too funny, the Viking had me smiling all night!

  34. I did not join the Wehrmacht to march all the way to Stalingrad…wait, dammit, is that snow???

  35. I did not join the 7th Cavalry to…

    OH, SHIT, WHERE ARE ALL THESE INDIANS COMING FROM???

  36. back to the original meme. It’s the law of unintended consequences. We all know that service members are NOT supposed to make political statements while wearing the uniform. We when DoD allowed LBGT service members to wear uniforms to the San Diego gay pride parade, they opened the door to this sort of bullshit behavior.

  37. Thomas is the Confederate soldier, his lovely and hilarious wife is the Stormtrooper, and I’m the other guy.
    I”m so glad you all are enjoying our crazy photos!

  40. I did not join The Knights of The Round Table to answer these questions three, or to lob Holy Hand Grenades at killer rabbits, or to build a shrubbery, or to say “Ni” to old ladies, or…

  41. I did not join Robin Hood’s band of Merry Men to just give the loot away after stealing from the rich.

  42. I deed not join zee Freench Army to fight, *SNEER!* I join to,… AAAAAAUUGH! TAKE MY RIFLE, M’SIEU, I SURRENDER!!!….

    Ad on Ebay: French WWII Combat Rifle, never fired, dropped once.

    “Duuude, I didn’t join the Occupy movement to…… Wait, why did I join? DUUUDE! Like….. Buy me a pizza, and I’ll, like,… split it with you!!!

  43. I did not submit my resume to Weyland-Yutani Corporation to get myself impregnated by some xenomorph ass… *HISS* …fuck… [SIGNAL LOST]

  46. I’m the FEMALE Stormtrooper. I’m 5’8”…so not as short as one might think….well…except for my temper. Lol! Kidding. Many thanks for the kind words.

  47. @47 Well, Mark Hamill is 5’9″ (yeah, googled, I have no life) and he WAS a little short to be a stormtrooper. But you pull it off better…..

  49. I didn’t become Obama’s Secretary of State so I’d have to answer a bunch of questions when I want to declare war on another country.

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