I got this email yesterday from the Obama Campaign and the DNC telling me about how they’re forming a “Truth Team” to arm me to fight against the lies you conservatives are telling me about his accomplishments;
Ace of Spades mentioned it yesterday calling it “Get in their faces redux”.
Zombie couldn’t help but make it into a comic book feature. I mean “Truth Team”? Seriously?
Go read the rest.
This gave me a huge “California Uber Alles” vibe.
Same operation as ‘Fight the Smears’ of a while ago. Invoking Godwin’s Law early: damn, these Dems sure do love the ways of Nazis, if not their bratwurst.
Hmmmmm. You know, I believe the Stasi would approve of this.
Just like what the nazis did in Germany, and the communists did in Russia, and China, etc. Seeing a definite parallel to their actions in the Obama regime.
“A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…”
Oh, wait…never mind. Wrong fictional account. Sorry.
Pinto, you hit the nail right on the head. Like I said before, all we need now is for Jar-Jar Jackson to put forth a motion in the Senate that gives Supreme Chancellor Obama special powers for the remainder of the recession (that he caused in the first place).
#1 California Uber Alles
I am Governor Jerry Brown
My aura smiles
And never frowns
Soon I will be president …
Carter power will soon go away
I will be Führer one day
I will command all of you
Your kids will meditate in school
California Ãœber Alles
Ãœber Alles California
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/s/six_feet_under/california_uber_alles.html ]
Zen fascists will control you
100% natural
You will jog for the master race
And always wear the happy face
Close your eyes, can’t happen here
Big Bro’ on white horse is near
The hippies won’t come back you say
Mellow out or you will pay
California Ãœber Alles
Ãœber Alles California
Now it is 1984
Knock knock at your front door
It’s the suede/denim secret police
They have come for your uncool neice
Come quietly to the camp
You’d look nice as a drawstring lamp
Don’t you worry, it’s only a shower
For your clothes here’s a pretty flower…
DIE on organic poison gas
Serpent’s egg’s already hatched
You will crack, you little clown
When you mess with President Brown
California Ãœber Alles
Ãœber Alles California
ATTACK WAAAAAATCH!!!!
@3: Yep, Goebbels would be proud.
BTW, Jonn, I got the same email about the “truth teams”. Funny thing is, in, I believe, the 3rd paragraph, it was nothing but lies being told to me by the recruiter for the “truth team”.
@7 who’d a thought the sex pistols would be so correct…….and its kinda creepy that brown is in power again.
Thanks #7 that’s exactly what I was talkin’ about.
I’m especially feeling the line here: “Now it’s 1984, knock knock at your front door, it’s the suede denim secret police, they have come for your uncool niece! Come quietly to the camp…”
#11 that was the Dead Kennedys
Dead Kennedys is correct. Six Feet Under did a pretty good cover on Graveyard Classics.
And DK’s are one of my favorite bands, even though they’re hugely liberal.
Christ, what’ll it be if Obumbles gets reelected–“Holiday In Cambodia?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CR2rxRMcTE
And bonus video of Holiday In Cambodia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KTsXHXMkJA
DAMMIT! (hangs head and walks off)I can no longer call my self a punk…..how embarrasing.
I was hearing Jello in my head but picturing Rotten….
Too bad Johnny’s TV show got cancelled so many years ago. Dude’s out there and it makes for great entertainment.
man, my Cuban wife told me we were headed this way. Same thing took place under Fidel when he took over. I thought she was full of shite. Looks like I’m about to eat more crow.
If only Joe mcCarthy were still alive we could rid ourselves of the communists in our country. These young pukes who hate america are the ones that support this kind of nonsense.
You’re right #10 what better way to fight facts than calling them lies…
After the truth teams are done rounding up those who oppose they’ll go after those who just sneeze funny.