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Obama tried to start a war with aliens?

Frankly Opinionated sent us this video from Russia TV from several months ago. Apparently, the Russians think it’s important that we know that President Obama has declared war on aliens.

This is the network that has given Adam Kokesh his own show. there’s a lot more I could say about this video, but I’ll leave that for you guys. It’s low hanging fruit time.

28 thoughts on “Obama tried to start a war with aliens?

  1. Ok, I dare any of the rest of you to make it to the 2 minute mark!!

    On another note: alien chicks have impressive………lung capacity.

  2. Yes, excellent lungs.

    Not sure the POTUS would declare war on Aliens. He’s more likely to grant them back-door amnesty in exchange for a little contribution and a vote here and there.

  3. I agree with Old Trooper on both points, pun intended. I made it to 1:41 before aborting.

  4. There are pics on the internets of this pledian mother (shut yo’ mouth…I’m just talking about aliens)without any of her earth clothes on. Apparently she published them (for a nominal fee) to draw out the reptilians and expose them so they could be vanquished…and by vanquished, I can only assume she means viciously attacked by her space vagina and then robbed of their earth currency.

  5. Why am I not surprised she’s from California?

    OMG! You don’t suppose Ron Paul is the leader of the Reptillians do you?

    I mean, seriously……. look at him! Plus, he’d know a lot about vaginas and all that, since he’s a Gynecologist. That would give him the perfect cover for searching out the Pleidean Mother’s attack vagina. Gasp!

    The entire Paultard thing is clear to me now.

  6. Hehehehehehe, I am tougher than you guys, (or perhaps denser), because, on a challenge, I did watch the whole thing. Several times I considered caving and shutting it down, but those lungs kept my eyes glued to the screen.
    Was there any conspiracy that she overlooked in that tirade?
    Y’all are sissies, not being able to watch the whole thing.

  7. Please pardon my language. Holy Mother of Christ.

    Perhaps her mammaries are the receptors for alien communiques, as well as a defense mechanism against reptilian invasion.

  8. Very, very clever. While you guys were staring at her headlights, you overlooked that she was seated. The reason? Below her waist, she is all reptile. What’s more, that necklace ain’t a necklace. You looked at it didn’t you? Sure you did. Rookies. That necklace was actually a mircadian wizzleflot. You really should not have looked at it. You will find out why within 24 hours.

  9. Made it to about 1:20, and can only say:

    Dear lord stop! I’ll confess! I killed him and dumped the body off the train outside Shanghai. I’ll sign that statement, just make her stop!

    Don’t think I want to try what she’s smoking, will go with what the gentleman on the floor is having.

  10. 30 seconds in and I had enough for an hour at The Improv. I mean, what housewife doesn’t feel a little depressed at how her life has turned out now and then so decides to become a physicist and sire a race of aliens?

  11. ok..hahahahahahaha..she’s hitting on all cylinders at 1:45. Billdenbergs, Illuminati, Dominate Oligarchy…I bet she has trapped a few missiles in that alien inspired cleavage in her day.

  12. gaff…garggghhh….alien meat market direct from the CIA hahahaha..this is a good place for asshole Kokesh. He must feel right at home….
    I should have watched the whole thing before I commented sorry to hijack this. Way to good to go without comments.

  13. Paranoid Schizophrenia, Kinda shameless to use her for ratings. But even more pathetic is that most of what she said is firm belief in the DU (in some form or another)

  14. Okay, I got the Bilderbergs, BP, chemtrails, fluoride, reptilians, etc. This is virtual one-stop shopping for conspiracy freaks.

    However, I didn’t hear anything about Hitler’s brain, the second gunman on the grassy knoll, the soundstage where the Apollo landings were filmed, Tower 7 of the World Trade Center, or RON PAUL!!!1!!!1!11!

    She must have been slightly off her game that day.

  15. @#26 FO:

    That’s certainly a technique…

    But getting a couple of BIG Stoli martinis in her might do the trick…at least get her off topic for a while…I would hope.

  16. Hell, just take is up a notch and tell her you’re from the High Command and you’re there to smuggle in new orders leveraging the latest in DNA encryption technology using phallus-to-oral cavity insertion methods.

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