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Parody misses mark

At the IVAW blog, Jeremy Berggren, another one of those Iraq Veterans Against the War who has never been to Iraq or any war, tried to write some parody about the organization as it slowly outlives it’s designated 15 minutes of fame, Of course what parody about IVAW would be complete without some shots at Casey Porter and me.

There are reports that a former member of IVAW is making a mini documentary about the situation and will take all the credit for anything productive that comes from this internal debate. And each undercover operative that has infiltrated IVAW agrees that this is really what makes their jobs worthwhile.

An expert critic of IVAW who runs the blog “This Ain’t Hell” was asked why he continues to try and stir things up from outside the organization. It seems the blogger, also known in some social circles as “Pappy Small Dick” and “Poochy McGee” cannot stand an organization that isn’t made up of all middle aged white men that spent a major part of their lives in the military, particularly when all members are veterans and are now challenging the same white supremacist heterosexist patriarchal system he is clinging on to. Poochy McGee claims he will keep attacking IVAW as that is what his mentors would like and references such legends as Joseph Goebels, Rush Limbaugh, and Eugene “Bull” Connor as his mentors and heroes. McGee then stated he in fact, does not care about all veterans because that would mean he would have to treat “everyone as equals.” Several of his “ghey ritard” supporters unequivocally support his continued attacks and their own privilege.

Good to see that they’re reading and taking notes. Too bad he sees the truth as propaganda.

ADDED: Oh, I just figured out who Berggren is; he’s the guy who got PTSD from NOT deploying. How could I forget? That explains his sense of humor, or the lack of a sense of humor.

11 thoughts on “Parody misses mark

  1. Wow. I think even Steven Hawking has better comedic delivery than that. I mean seriously. That’s pathetic. Poochy McGee?

  2. WTF!!?? That’s about as (non)funny as a fresh turd on the living room floor. It stinks!

  3. I wonder when he wrote that if he was chuckling to himself thinking “Holy shit they are going to love this! I am hilarious.”

    I love how he’s trying to be funny and then just slides “white supremacist heterosexist patriarchal system” into the middle of it. Because nothing says humor like mutisyllabic bullshit.

  4. Stop me if you’ve heard this one…two non-Protestant, Middle Eastern adherents to Mosaic law walk into an establishment which dispenses distilled spirits by the glass…

  5. “challenging the same white supremacist heterosexist patriarchal system’

    Does that mean they favor minority homosexual bitches?

  6. IVAW has yet another Member who’s never been to Iraq or Afghanistan?

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooo, it can’t be

    They’re all supposed to be cuddly tortured war veterans, not wannabe neverwas’s

  7. Accusations of racism.
    Check

    Accusations of homophobia.
    Check

    Accusations of sexism.
    Check

    Nazi reference.
    Check

    Somewhere there there is a Nurse shark saying WTF and asking people to quit jumping it.

  8. Jeremy Berggren wouldn’t last 10 minutes in the non-white matriarchy past Eight Mile Rd., Detroit, Mich. and he knows it…

  9. The Poochy part was a bit funny, lol… it’s so cute. Like, they’re trying, you know?

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