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Today’s Feel Good Story

‘This was probably his worst choice:’ Homeowner holds suspected catalytic converter thief at gunpoint

Matthew Hudson was in his home in the 14000 block of Heroes Way.

He said he heard what sounded like a saw being used outside shortly after midnight.

“Of all the places to go, this was probably his worst choice,” said Hudson.

The military contractor ran downstairs, where he said he found Cearley under his Ford Excursion.

“I grabbed my sidearm, came outside and saw him under the truck there. (I) drew on him, pretty much told him it was the wrong house,” Hudson said. “He came out pretty quick. He hit his head on the truck coming out. By the time it was all done, he was begging and crying not to call the cops.”
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14 thoughts on “Today’s Feel Good Story

  1. Like they say in GTA: San Andreas
    “Not today Mother-phuquer…not today” -CJ

  2. “He hit his head on the truck coming out”

    I then forced him to cut off his own right hand
    with the saw as I held the gun to his head.

    “By the time it was all done, he was begging and crying not to call the cops”

  3. The Whiz Wheel®™ says, “Sorry, but you are a NO-GO at this station in pursuit of the Highly Coveted Expert Precious Metals Recovery Badge”:

    John Thomas Cearly (DAM) 36 x 4 = 144

  4. In his best Emily Litella voice; “What’s all of this about converting Cadillacs? A Cadillac is a nice smooth, quiet ride. Why would you want to convert it? To make a low rider? Jack it up and put a little bobble head dog in the rear window?” “Oh…never mind.”

    “He hit his head, Captain!”

    https://tenor.com/view/emily-litella-gilda-radner-gif-10001771

    Gun Bunny gots to be out and about most of the day and a CRC Meeting this evening. Save me some of what Ex-PH2 gonna have for Thursdays are for cooking. And if you’re gonna misbehave, (and I know you will)…Make me proud!

  5. ::shaking head::

    John Thomas Cearley, after 50 years of oxygen use on this planet you are clearly guilty of misuse of opportunity – to do something useful with your life.

    Get off the horse, dude.

    1. President Elect Toxic Deplorable Racist SAH Neanderthal B Woodman Domestic Violent Extremist SuperStraight says:

      “The suspect, Blake Zakades, was also taken to a hospital with injuries and was later released.”

      Obviously not enough injuries as he was later released instead of being transported to the morgue.

  6. Guy is younger than me and looks at least 10 years older.

    Drugs are bad, m’kay?

  7. Well spotted and well played… “begging and crying not to call the cop”? Pussy.
    BZ Contractor-man!!

    1. I was just in the shop this morning getting my vehicle
      serviced and while waiting read a hot rod magazine featuring
      the Hudson series of “step downs” and how they influenced
      NASACR by actually winning.
      I think of those when I see some modern car lowered to the
      point of dragging on the ground. Can you imagine lowering
      a Hudson Hornet today. Cool ride fer sure.

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