You might remember Scotty Priest whose alleged wife alleged that he had killed himself when he was outed by the folks at Military Phony. A few weeks ago, he made terrorist threats against his local police department which sparked a nation-wide manhunt for his rotting corpse.
Yesterday, his zombie appeared in court to answer for multiple felony charges;
“I commend the joint efforts of Sheriff Keith Byrd and our local law enforcement, the U.S. Marshals Service, the Federal Bureau of Investigation, and Homeland Security in the quick apprehension of Mr. Priest,” [District Attorney General Matt Stowe] said in the release.
“Terrorism is on of the most serious crimes that we face. When threats of terrorism are levied against our law enforcement officers, it ties up a tremendous amount of resources and can make it more difficult for our officers to keep us safe,” Stowe said.
I guess we’ll know where he is for a while.
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24 responses to “Zombie Scotty Priest appears in court”
Does this mean that he will not be attending the 2016 Marine Corps Birthday Ball?
Well it there are gentlemen that are serving time in the correctional facility that had previously been in the Marines, I’m sure that he’ll be attending to their balls, quite quickly.
😀
You could have at least issued spew alert. Sigh, another keyboard ruined.
Was that directed at me or Chip? I don’t believe that I have generated a spew alert since the opening days of the DRG War. Yeah, those were good times.
Now if only law enforcement would react in the same rapid manner towards the DRG.
Calling out da po-po.
That’s some weapons grade stupid there.
So where’s the ‘Killer’ video?
When Priest talks about taking head shots, he was only talking smack.
http://www.wbbjtv.com/video/decatur-county-man-arrested-after-making-online-threats/
Bet you that he was sniveling like a little bitch in the courtroom yesterday. Probably enjoying the “all he can eat” cockmeat sammiches and tubesteak at the jail dining facility!
How long before his public defender starts making statement s that his client “caught teh PTSD”?
AND AWAY HE GOES back into Bubba & Thor’s harem!
This is one Priest who will be on the RECEIVING end of a big ol Johnson. Later on, I can just see him opening a confessional booth in the joint. Thor and Bubba will both be visiting and saying, “Father, I confess to planning on packing your poop chute”. Priest will probably tell him, “My son, that is fine with me as I have a jar of K Y Jelly in my cell. You may repent by wearing my robe and rosary beads while you are humping me. Make it real by calling me Young Man. After all, Father knows best.”
“Bite the pillow bitch, I’m goin’ in dry”
He’ll have a good time in the joint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMHTo4sAYKA
Hey, good to go !!
Another Tex “Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking” Cobb sighting.
A fucking worthless dirtbag…
Lookin’ pretty sprightly for a zombie . . . .
I wonder if he showed “Espirit de corum” in the courtroom.
LOL Esprit De Corum” The Battle Cry of interior decorators LOL
Dip-Shit…
enjoy going back home
From Scotty Priest’s greatest hits collection:
https://militaryphonies.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/priest-suicide1.jpg
“Esprit de corum”
Love that shit
“I guess we’ll know where he is for a while.”
Hmmm, must be true. I don’t see any new posts on Priest’s Facebook page.
What a dick wad.
Zombies eat meat, don’t they?
I guess he got his wish.