TSO Update

Caroline writes to tell us that this is why TSO isn’t posting lately. She says he’s recovering. Somehow, I don’t doubt it after hearing about some of his boredom-fighting techniques in Afghanistan.

Probably not safe for most work places

Comments

21 responses to “TSO Update”

  1. justplainjason

    I really wish I could unsee that…

  2. Nucsnipe

    OK someone pass the eyebleach.

  3. Nucsnipe

    John you need to post a new Angie Harmon pic to offset that.

  4. I only got a 5 minute phone call last night, setting his junk on fire could be the only possible reason for that.

  5. Old Tanker

    Nucsnipe, here you go… I already used about half of that…..

  6. Old Tanker

    Caroline,
    So we could say he was burning a junk pile?

  7. defendUSA

    I’m still laughing!!

  8. Bwahahahahaha………

    That reminds me of one of my idiot shipmates who burned his ass trying to light farts. He had a “blowback” that sent flaming gas up into his anus. His screams were amazing. 🙂

  9. Toothless Dawg

    Hey AW, your shipmate could have used some of this …

    Toothless dawg's photo.

    Not sure if it would work for TSO

  10. Toothless Dawg

    crap,I don’t know how to post pics or link on this site and can’t edit to clean up previous post … sorry about that

  11. Well, that would explain why he’s been so cranky lately?

  12. Well, at least there wasn’t much to burn.

  13. Okay, I’ll ask the question that needs to be asked (sorry, Caroline):

    How did he catch crabs, and where was the icepick?

  14. NHSparky said: Well, at least there wasn’t much to burn.

    See, I didn’t wanna go there.

  15. Old Tanker

    Well, at least there wasn’t much to burn.

    That must be why it was a flash fire….

  16. FXCOfire

    A 911 call is always preceded by ” Hey !.. watch this…” Stupid people doing stupid things keeps me employed.

  17. Yat Yas

    NHSparky, uhh visual proof from TSO that it’s best to see Doc for those problems instead of barrack remedies.

  18. I don’t ever want to see that video again.

  19. Susan

    Assuming this is not actually TSO, I am going to strongly suggest that he (TSO) avoid pissing off the lovely Caroline in the future. She has my own since of rough justice!

  20. scr_north

    Don’t feel sorry for him, it seems he put the fire out with the first two wacks, after that he’s just playing with himself.

  21. puppy_pusher

    Major case of ROFLMAO