Tiffany Cruz is not an Air Force vet

Someone sent us their work on this person, Tiffany Cruz (aka Tiffany Bletsch, aka Tiffany Plew). Her claims are mostly made face-to-face rather than on the internet.

But, yes, there’s a tattoo;

The Air Force says “Who”?

Not that government records on her don’t exist. Some do exist – just not military records;

Comments

50 responses to “Tiffany Cruz is not an Air Force vet”

  1. HMCS(FMF) ret

    Need to bring your “A” game girl… not trying hard enough!

    And, I’m going to take a guess and say she’s a COCKSUCKER!

  2. CB Senior

    All her alias’ sound like someone kneeling in the bathroom Saturday morning.

    1. 26Limabeans

      Bletch:

      Adjective for a circumstance that is so revoltingly lame and gross that all one can do to react to it is vomit and/or think about vomiting.

  3. Dapandico

    Human chock block for A10

    1. SFC D

      I’m thinking she could suck-start an A-10.

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        IMHO it’s likely she could suck-start a dozen Harleys all at once.

  4. Ex-PH2

    Nice way to start a Tuesday!

    Go play in the traffic, Tiff!

  5. QM1

    I bet she doesn’t even play for the Spurs either.

  6. Veritas Omnia Vincit

    Another in a series of poor life choices…I am no longer surprised at the number of posers, in a nation filled with liars from top to bottom this is no longer a surprising thing to me.

  7. SFC D

    This is a job for IDC SARC!

    1. Graybeard

      Breakfast at Tiffany?

      1. IDC SARC

        I can identify 40 different STDs based on taste alone.

        1. SFC D

          You’re a medical genius, but your methods sometimes worry me.

          1. IDC SARC

            I get that a lot. 🙂

        2. Bill M

          Geez! Now I’m in trouble with my wife since I laughed insanely when I read this. She wanted to know what was so funny. For some reason, she wasn’t amused. (I’m still smiling though.)

    1. Hondo

      First thing that came to mind for me when I saw one of her aliases was “Bletsch”.

    2. Mick

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

      Bring it back around for a re-attack!

  8. Animal

    Should’ve blocked the dog’s face too.

    1. John D

      Which one?

      1. Spew alert…
        Dammit…

      2. Animal

        What do you know. She is holding a dog in the photo.

  9. IDC SARC

    I’d hit it …sideways and rug burn that tattoo out of existence!

    1. FuzeVT

      EASY!!! This isn’t MarinesUnited!

      1. IDC SARC

        riiiiiight

  10. Skippy

    So this would make her a Valor Whore right ???

    1. Green Thumb

      More like the new “Air Force Amy”.

      1. Skippy

        AR FORCE AMY ! ! ! !
        Something tells me you’ve been to Nevada Lol….

  11. FuzeVT

    Drinks Bud – ‘nuf said!!

  12. HT3 ’83-’87

    I sure the ink is to remember those who serve in the Air Force…or maybe to remember those she’s ‘serviced’ in the Air Force…wink, wink, nudge, nudge…knowhatImean?

    1. SFC D

      The USAF tat was only the start, she’s planning on adding a scoreboard under it.

      1. ChipNASA

        one of the few and ONLY time’s I’ll say this and mean it.

        GO ARMY AND GO NAVY!!!!!!!! BEAT AIR FORCE!!!!!!

        /for the STD Championship. Ewwwwwwwww

      2. Skippy

        ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

    2. Silentium Est Aureum

      Anything like, “Air Force Amy”?

      But hey, at least Amy served.

      1. rgr769

        As I recall from watching that HBO special, Amy has some high level skilz I doubt this poser has. But if SARC can hit it maybe he’ll give us a full report.

  13. Toasty Coastie

    Fuck Tart.

    1. ChipNASA

      I’m adding that to the list.

  14. Mick

    Does anyone on Team TAH have any idea as to what she’s actually trying to achieve by running with this bullshit story? Scamming benefits, etc.?

    There’s got to be more to this than just running around with a USAF tattoo that she doesn’t rate and falsely claiming to have been in the Air Force.

    1. Ex-PH2

      Attention whoring, and possible side bennies.

    2. I heard rumors that she tried to use Tricare once, but she was busted at it. But, like I said, that was a rumor and I have no evidence to support it.

  15. Carlton G. Long

    Would possibly hit except for the fact that she appears to have dated the Pilsbury Dough Boy (blocked out face but I’d recognize that body anywhere).

  16. Old 1SG, US Army (retired)

    Looks like a future Dependapotamus trolling for their future ex-husband!

    Line up all you potential candidates, be sure to wear your rubber overshoes (galoshes)…

    …now where did I put that bag of TA-50?

  17. Usafvet509

    Hot vs Crazy scale puts her in the No-Go Zone, y’all remember? Redheads, strippers and girls named Tiffany.

    1. David

      Y’all keep acting like crazy is a bad thing.

      I’d be more worried that her arms look like she could benchpress a Passat.

      1. SFC D

        And thighs that could crush a beerkeg

  18. Combat Historian

    She’s kinda cute; sort of like a posering Tonya Harding type…///

    1. Ex-PH2

      Yeah, but can she skate?

  19. ALVO

    Suckusdacockus Bletchus Maximus

  20. rgr769

    Well, she has the USAF logo tat and she has a dog (maybe service for PTSD), so she has that going for her.

  21. RCAF- Chairborne

    She would have made an awesome Morale Improvement Specialist. I bet she has to carry around a drip-tray for the MANyonaise perpetually leaking.
    Wow……I think I almost grossed my self out!