Thomas Decare; Tower of Power phony’s records

Thomas DeCare (3)

You probably remember Thomas Decare who showed up in a bar near Fulton, New York dressed in a decade-old uniform and told his fellow patrons there that he was just stopping by for a beer before he went on a secret mission to kill ISIS terrorists. Well, we got his records today, and surprise! The NPRC answered “Who?”

Thomas DeCare FOIA

Yeah, I’m totally surprised, because he looked like he knew what he was doing. And he knew that there was something going on in Syria. I hope the bartender sees this and posts his picture in the bar – all of the bars in the Oswego County area.

Comments

10 responses to “Thomas Decare; Tower of Power phony’s records”

  1. Veritas Omnia Vincit

    Perhaps DeCare is only a faux nom de guerre which is to be expected from a phony fuck.

  2. Combat Historian

    I would be almost willing to contribute to a fund to purchase plane tickets and TA-50 for this ass-wipe so he can actually go kick ISIS ass in Syria. Somebody else will have to set up a fund to purchase a body bag and transportation for when they ship his worthless lifeless poser ass home for burial…

    1. ChipNASA

      If we did do that for posers, air crop them in an active AO, why bother bringing them back. Just leave instructions with them to bury then face down and ass up for the locals. Give the goats a fighting chance.

      1. Combat Historian

        Yup, sounds good to me; leave their worthless remains in the sand as goat fodder….

  3. Andy11M

    never served huh? I am shocked and appalled. sarc/

  4. Tailhook Tom

    Doesn’t EVERYONE stop at a bar for a brew before they announce they are about to leave for a SECRET mission?

    1. Beretverde

      No…some (SEAL) call their dad at home and lay it on thick.

  5. Green Thumb

    Tool.

  6. MCPO NYC USN Ret.

    Just imagine …

    This is my shocked face!

  7. Cornholio

    C’mon you guys, you can tell he’s legit by the way he folds his hat brim…he’s radar-evading just like a stealth aircraft.