Ok. We can check off another box – this Samarra Saunders chick pretended to be an admin clerk in the Marines, according to Scotty. She caused a lot of drama in some of the Marine forums defending herself, but real woman Marines could detect a phony.
Oh, yeah, apparently, like all admin clerks, she claimed that she had been wounded and was disabled as a result.
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Admin Clerk? She wasn’t the first Female Ranger Seal?
She says she’s an RN. If she’s lying about being a Marine, is she lying about that, as well? And if she really is an RN, when there is a demand for professional nursing staff, why is she running funky businesses?
None of this stuff adds up.
I find no record of her as an RN with the online search tools for the NJ Board of Nursing or the NJ Health Department.
It looks like she may be a nurse traveler, in which it is possible that she has a valid license from another state but works in NJ under “traveler” contract for a while (usually 6mo to one year at a time). NJ would allow her to work under license reciprocity with another state.
Very true, the wife has worked as a contract RN, and only the agency and the hospital would have a copy of her (other) states license. If she is a REAL RN, only a matter of time before she fuks up some poor slobs meds….
Welp! There you go! A phoney admin clerk, we’ve officially seen it all now. Check please!
We are still waiting on our first phoney cook.
Damn, that’s right. Alright everyone sit back down, next round is on me.
She isn’t a RN either Ex-PH2
Yeah, I’d hope that if a real nurse ever showed up at an enlisted recruiter that they’d at least be honest enough to hand out the officer recruiter’s business card before they start their admin clerk pitch.
So is anything about this person real? Does she even exist or is she just some kind of invention to troll people with?
I can only speak from an Air Force recruiting point-of-view. If a girl(or Greg Focker) came in my office with a four-year BSN then, yes, we’d be required to refer them to health professions recruiter. But if they only had the RN without the BSN, ie from a community college, then we could pitch them on going enlisted until they finish their BSN. But here’s the catch. We’d never make them an admin clerk. With that much training they would get a competency booking in a medical specialty. But since the Marines don’t have medics who know. But it’s all moot, since she’s a lying dirtbag.
AverageNCO, the Marines get their medics from the Navy’s Hospital Corpsman rate. They get specific triage training if they’re assigned to a combat group.
As I suspectged, Scotty! Thanks for confirming my suspicions.
Tip of the ol’ iceberg, as usual.
Who isn’t a Rn ?
Based on her track record, I’ll be surprised if she actually graduated from “Northern Valley Regional Demarest High School”…
Way to lowball it there sweetcheeks.
/talk about no self esteem.
At least she didn’t claim to be a SEAL, Special Operations, or Supply.
Not a SEAL? Oh, that’s next, Flagwaver.
Mark my words, there is some cow lurking out there, yet to be discovered and taken apart at the seams by The Hair.
First female door gunner on the space shuttle….that’s what she should have gone with.
props to her, I washed out of that course. kept barfing in my helmet from all the G’s
No, I’M the first female doorgunner, and I have my certificate to prove it.
Can I be the “Official Space Shuttle Door Gunner Groupie”? I promise to heap tons up praise on your shooting aliens and crop circle detection abilities. I have my own helmet, it’s made of space age polymer tin foil.
I don’t see why not.
We have to get certificates made up for people. And squadron patches, ‘n’ stuff.
And then we can do drunken doorgunner stories that are unfraackin’ believable.
My apologies Ex-PH2… I meant to say the first female Marine poser space shuttle door gunner….I don’t want to rob your of your props… LOL 🙂
Any openings for a comm chief on the space shuttle? I know someone not gainfully employed.
CWO5, you will be happy to know that not only is my houseguest gone, he finally left the country. Can you help me move my house in case he decides to move back?
Don’t steal my valor, or I will send Cheavyliar and Bernastypants after you!
Apollo Mission Door Gunner, THAT’S ME!! I dare y’all to see if you can top my Qualification Scores on an M666 Plasma Gun!!
You tit!
You stole that plasma rifle right out of my weapons rack!
I want it back@!
SEZ YOU!! Rifle, NOTHING, I said GUN, as in a crew-served, mounted weapon, NEENER, NEENER,NEENER!!
OH, and I AM also certified and qualified on the 3MTA3 Plasma Sniper Rifle. You see, I doubled as a Satellite Sniper!
Satellite Sniper…nice… but I think it pales in comparision to my Untethered In-flight Space Shuttle Sniper qualification.
Just saying….
Oh, yeah????
Well, listen up, probie!
My GUN is bigger than YOUR gun and is self-maintained.
‘At’s right, stud muffin: MY gun will not only make 3 (count ’em) of yours, it will also eat yours alive for breakfast and reload its own plasma sourcebank AND do R&D (recon*def) missions on its own recognizance, as well as self-repair any pinholes in the buckypaper barrel and/or replace any and (if necessary) all magnetic containment beads.
Just so you know, my gun’s name is TOMMY.
REALLY? Can you even tell me what volume of Plasma Oil the Flux Capacitor Reservoir holds? I THOUGHT SO, IT’S MINE, MINE, MIIIINE!!
Silly space probie!
The Flux Capacitor Reservoir is the overflow magnetic bottle for negative energy. It holds 52466 gigajools.
Nope, 63,488.
*NNyuknyuknyuknyuk…*
You Gat junkies are SO wrapped up in your own coils!
It’s 63,488.546GJ for the Gat, 52466.245GJ for the Thompson.
Besides, your Gat requires a blanket Astra-1 flux port assembly.
My Tommy requires an India-9RT6 port assembly. 😛
*AHEM!* you forget that my weapon has its own Microthermonuclear Fusion Reactor to generate its own Plasma Bursts, SO *NYEEHHH!*.
Wait – what’s your squadron?
I’m with VAX-31, the Mary Vincent CDN-1350G. Wasps rule!!!
Three Galaxies – One Law!!!!
We’re known as “Death by Plasma Blast”…
That explains it. I know your brother. John ‘Bigman’ Jones.
Great guy, great doorgunner, but he wouldn’t give up his Gat if you put a gun to his head and offered him a date with Loosey Goosey Hanover.
‘I love me some Gat chat’ – his words.
Can you even tell me how many plasma bursts per second it can fire? *NYEEEHHHH!*
25 x 238 to the 145th pwr per parasecond at 1/2 X DeltaVee squared.
NOPE! 4,800 from the gatling-type barrels, GOTCHA, IT’S MINE!!
You didn’t say which model. YOURS is the Gatling M3W368.
MINE is the Thompson MX-A442.
Open Paddbook pop quiz, Ch.2, pg. 34. Answers are in the back of the book.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
*FEEHHHH!* I TOLD YOU I had the M666 Plasma Machine gun and the 3MTA3 Plasma Sniper Rifle for my Satellite Sniper Missions, but you IGNORED ME!!
Oh, they didn’t tell you? Look at the gas piston ejection number. It replaces the assembly on the M666 cartridge, ditto the ejection port on the 3MTA3. Shit! They switched parts on you and didn’t tell you? You’d better go rag on the quartermaster about it. It slows the burn rate.
GAS PISTON, *FAARRRT!*
My Space Weapon has its own Microthermonuclear Fusion reactor to generate its own ammo. GAS PISTON, MY *HEE-HAW!*
Gat junkies!
You’ve been sniffing lithium gas from that reactor too long, probie.
*FAAARRT!* The Gas Recovery & Fusion Reactor Reentry System (GRFRRFS) keeps that from happening. *POOOT* OH, there’s some gas, beer & pizza night, OH, THE HUMANITY…
There is no such person licensed as a Registered Nurse in the state of New Jersey. Color me shocked.
Neither is there such a person listed as an LPN or CNA. Or for that matter I searched for a professional license in all their professional fields- NADA.
In most states it is against the law to call yourself a Registered Nurse when you are not. You may call yourself a “Nurse” but no a registered one.
Actually there is lpn in New Jersey and RNs it’s called a licensed practical nurse.
What a day, two females getting busted for being embelleshing/piece of shit phonies. This a rare day and quite an achievement.
Samarra looks like she has not updated her shit quite sometime. I guess she will not be deleting and running away anytime soon.
Stand corrected on that updating part. Of course she is the typical phony though, two different accounts. One happens to not say any military duty.
Noticed each of these fuck ups Scotty bust, have multiple accounts with different biographies.
Don’t expect an apology from his bag of leather. I guess she was married to a Marine?
Disabled? Those paper cuts can be lethal. Looking at her Facebook page she is out for one thing and one thing one…a pipe layer.
With the way she looks, she needs to hunt. I doubt there’s anyone beating her door down. She looks like something the cat hacked up.
She looks like something the dog dragged in after the cat was through with it!!
I would still bang her…
Might be in luck, she is a Marine groupie.
dutch508…please brother, wait, it’s still early in the day. Wait until you’ve had a couple of shots this evening and look at the pictures again. Remember, you’re not on leave, there’s plenty of time to find better. Besides, you never know what you could catch from her. You don’t want this to be a bad barracks story later. Or explaining to the doc how you got a scorching case of the drip. Just looking out for a brother. 😀 😀 😀
I second that, she looks like one of the “leftovers” that gets herded outside when the bars close!!
Seriously, you’re better off with the sock you already know.
Ha! I’d use your or Snugg’s name when I hook up with her…double wrapped for your freshness!
dutch508…just tell her you’re a former SEAL and SF badass, Marine Recon/Sniper. Sure lay then, well if you like the hood of your car after the bar closes. She won’t know the difference. Tell her your name is Bernath or Chevalier.
Oh and may I suggest a big brown Kroger bag over her melon.
NAAHH! I suggest at least three heavy duty sandbags at once, that’s concentrated ugly/skank that could eat through paper in a fraction of a second!
I was wondering when someone would get around to saying that.
It had to be done.
Two bags. One for you if her bag falls off.
I am the one who busted this heifer. And trust me I caught hell. She has lied and lied and tried to discredit me. I was pulled through the wringer and kicked out of Marine groups over this heifer. And we knew months ago she was not a nurse and she told people she was on hospice in January and how I was questioning her illness. Let me say this most people do not facebook while receiving hospice. She is a liar and a fraud. And thanks to Scottie, KillerB and. Jorge they stood up for me when most of the Marines called me out for questioning her, they all had a picture of her in uniform but no paperwork. Things got ugly.
Liz, if you havent already turn her over to the pages “Dairy of a Wook Momma” and F’n Wook V 4.0″ on facebook. Those pages are run by Women Marines and they will slice and dice her ass.
leave the girl alone, you all picking on her, you should be ashamed, and fuck you hows that for freedom of speech, she happens to be a wonderful women, you never know what is going on with some one, ex a tumor dumnass! bpd anything mental awareness weak was just the other day but would any of you with ptsd know that! take it from a real bitch back down before you all get harassment charges!
Turd supporter.
I’m contacting the police this woman did go to northern valley demarest and her comp was hacked it wasn’t her assholes! I’m her big sis if you have a prob contact a real fuckin women who can handle shit don’t victimize a mother esp when you don’t know whats going on. all you fuckin pussys behind your comp id like you to say this shit to my face and not my sisters. she didn’t do anything and anyone who has even stressed her unborn child out is going to pay, im going to police shut this site down now!
http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-zombie-blonde-brains.jpg
Fart. Sniff.
Thanks for the LOL!
“im (sic) going to police shut this site down now!”
That’s a freaking hoot! Let us all know what the response is from the local PD. I’m sure that it will rank right up there with the folks who call 911 because someone didn’t toss the fries into the happy meal.
Google translate wasn’t much help comprehending alyshia’s little temper tantrums…
” id like you to say this shit to my face and not my sisters.”
SO are you saying you’re a duckliped retarded cunt too??
How many times have we heard this one before. 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 :):)
So you’re saying that she has more than one asshole?
Wow – some poor, unfortunate dude was drunk enough to knock her up?
Hey big sis – I’d love to shit on your face, but if you’re anything like little sis, nobody would notice.
Now take your lying little sister home before she get’s her feelings hurt even more.
Out.
Alysha…
You’re dumber than sister is…and that’s rather amazing in the wrong way.
*yaaawwwwwwwnnnnn*
Done been there, heard that, don’t give a rat’s ass, alysha.
She lied about being a Marine, and there’s not a damn thing you can do to erase that fact off the Internet.
Take a hike, eh?
The best way to leave her alone is not commenting on a months-old post. You have something in your teeth.
“leave the girl alone?” Is that all? Well, I have been doing exactly that for months, if not forever.
Yeah, take THAT to the police. They will certainly open an investigation on how they can make us continue to do what we were already doing. Meanwhile, assuming that commenting on a dead topic is a criminal offense, it would be YOU who did that, not us.
Guess you are accusing us of somehow effecting her unborn child with our lack of attention? That may be a first around here – by not talking about her or her unborn child we are stressing her/him/it out?
Yeah, my translation may be 180 out, but that’s the best I could make of the inarticulate drivel.
OWB,
All I can say to her is “WTF? You are coming in fucked up, broke, and stupid. OVER!”
Hey! Alysha!! You just think you’re a bitch, you fishwife crackpot.
You want to mess with a REAL BITCH, HUH?
BRING IT, YOU SLAGHEAP. Or shut the F$R4k up now.
Game over man!!! Game over!!!
You rang?
Yes, Alysha, I believe you are a bitch. A truly moronic bitch. Did you not notice that this thread has been dead for a few months? But you can always go to the police and tell them that we are guilty of not paying attention to your silly, lying bitch of a sister. Now kindly go fuck yourself with a jackhammer.
Or maybe you can go to the police and have them admit you bc you are mentally disturbed
Mental awareness weak? LOL
That work and education section is changing as we speak. No more US Marine Corps.
Looks like she had a fire on her face and someone beat it out with a bag of nickels.
She looks like her face caught on fire and the local high school track and golf teams simultaneously stomped it out while wearing spikes!!
Your wife’s face …. Man you shouldn’t say that about her that’s wrong
Good work Scott,slow down Devil,or you will explode your heart again.
Or his wife may yell at him again for pretending like he gets paid to do this shit
Must have been Somebody called her a lying pog. Her response was “what’s that”.
Game over.
“im going to police shut this site down now!”
She’ll probably get her ass arrested trying.
Ignorant Bint.
I am picturing Alysha as being a 350 lb heifer whose head was going from side to side while wagging a finger and typing with the other hand. Ignorant Bint indeed. Oh, and Alysha GFY.
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnRBRK8DX-o
MasterGuns, I left mss alysha some bait.
Was it pogie bait?
🙂
I’m sorry. I have snacks on the brain. Coming off of 120 hour exercise with minimal sleep. Feeling good, though. I have 2 big ass cans of lemonade ice tea, a can of mixed nuts, and a black and mild ceegar. Good times. Oh, and cunt punt this twat for the good of the group, Ex. Carry out the plan of the day.
REMF bait, LT, REMF bait.
Looks like she ran out of gas. Must have been that belching noise we heard.
120 hrs + near-0 sleep and you’re still coherent? You didn’t see any strange men in loincloths or spaceships orbiting the moon last night?
REMF, pog….same thing. And no, I did not see our favorite spandex wearing member of the lucky sperm club running around last night. However, I did see an EC-130H orbiting the FOB last night and I could swear that I heard someone on my net saying something about seven pounds of cheese…..maybe that was just a hallucination. God I hope that’s what it was seeing as I’m very close to the Texas State line.
Careful someone doesn’t do a SLURP insertion into your back yard. Then again, the other crew member probably forgot to fuel the plane and it just crashed somewhere when it ran out of gas.
If the RaDiOtElEpHoNeOpErAtOr made an insertion into our FOB, he’d run into some pissed off Engineers from the Indiana National Guard. Remember, we can fight and we know how to dig holes. There’s a lot of empty desert out here…..The reason the witless one rubs me the wrong way is because the unit he fell in on in Vietnam was Company D, 151st Infantry Regiment, Indiana National Guard. When I was in OCS, there was a display honoring 1LT George Kleiberg who died in Vietnam, serving in that unit. The idea that witless one would shit on the history of one of my state’s Guard units pisses me off.
1LT, are you a Hoosier? I’m a Hoosier, Pulaski County, born and raised.
Roger that. I’m from The Region (Northwest Indiana). Steel mill country.
Feeling any different between 2LT and 1LT?
Green Thumb,
No real difference yet. However, a few of the NCO’s around here are joking around about how I will not be quite so clueless. However, I do have a motto for 1LTs: “Black bar, black heart, black soul!”
It was a year ago this week that the phrase “lucky sperm club” made its debut on the TAH blog. I would like to thank SEAL Team 4 member Phil Monkress for inspiring his loyal lackey to commit ritual career suicide on the internet. Every time I see a Jaguar, I’ll always think of Candle In The Wind. Good times, good times.
Hack, I have a close friend that has a 1964 red Jag convertible, and it is just as nice as the one this pic.
http://www.kimballstock.com/pix/AUT/12/AUT_12_RK0014_08_P.JPG
If only yours was as nice Psul!!!!
Thanks for the laugh 2/17, I needed that before going on another night shift! OOH, another reignited thread?
Yep, Proud. Some people just don’t know how to let sleeping dogs lie, as it were….see what I did there?
🙂
Dogs, nothing, she will quickly realize she has stirred up a den of HONEY BADGERS!!
And if she messes with The Ladies of TAH, they’ll tear her up like a Pride of Lionesses on a prey animal!!
All I’m hearing from Alyshitstain is *crickets*
/FOB
I look at her picture and all I can think is “SHOOT IT BEFORE IT MATES AND LAYS EGGS!!”.
Well, if she really is pregnant, it’s a case of locking the barn door after the horse got out, am I right?
Stop talking about ur wife fucking horses it’s not attractive
You seem to know quite a bit about sex with barnyard animals. Are you the one who got Saunders pregnant? That would explain the strange, “mooing” sounds that were said to be heard coming from your bedroom.
ArmyATC
I think that this is a little more Ray’s speed
Google HEY-YACHTS!!!
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gLN3QoN-q8
You have said this on many post man don’t u have anything new to say lol
Is that all YOU can come up with in between glue-sniffing sessions, Ray?
GFY sideways with a frozen catfish!!
Hi, this may be interesting to you: “Veteran Continues To Serve Country By Pointing Out Uniform Discrepancies On The Internet”! This is the link: http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/02/veteran-facebook-shaming/
Beat it, troll. Go play in traffic fuckstick. Is that new enough for you, shit-for-brains? If not, y’all come back now, ya hear? I have plenty more where that came from.
Ha you are adorable ! Are you a internet tough guy …. Maybe ur mom can make u some milk and cookies
I’m tough enough to rip your arm off and bear you to death with it, ball-gargler. You might want to rub those 2 brain cells you have left and think real hard before you try to talk shit to me, Felcher McFuckstick. I’m not an unemployed dipshit like you. I can buy 2 of you and throw one away just because. Now beat it, can’t you see grownups are talking here? Back to the kiddie table with you.
Damn phone. That’s “beat”.
And who is a troll now lol you reAlly have nothing better to do with your life considering the amount of posts u have on these sites
Felcher.
Ray’s a QUEEF.
Just because ur wife just did doesn’t mean I am haha
Oh a felcher that’s calling someone a felcher guess there is a first for everything ha
Keep this thread alive Ray, keep this thread alive!!!!!!!
These are all funny blogs I just find it amusing that’s all .. How many times in our yrs in service did we run into scum bags but I guess it wasn’t so popular on the internet as it is now
I’m sure the irony of your statement skips right over your pointy head.
Like they said in this blog this mans voice only matters on the internet blog, it doesn’t impact anyone’s life or their feelings so it’s just funny how ppl take things to such a extreme online but I guess when you are thT kind of person that’s what you do bc you aren’t happy in your own life
And yet here you are, trying desperately to sound intelligent, as if anything you said had an impact.
Wow, using the Onion of mil-blogs to attack us- that’s new, and original, and certainly never been done
Don’t think anyone is attacking you it was just a funny post about how some ppl take the internet a little far
Ray,
Tell you Mom she owes me change and also I hope you don’t mind that I wiped off on your curtains.
Oh the curtains again haha cute but I guess you are one of those men who sleep with dead ppl bc my mother has been buried since 1994 u shouldn’t really brag that you fuck dead ppl haha
Ray really is going through puberty late, he types in textisms like a typical teenager, low grade, public school window licker, and he’s really not a good troll, at that.
Oh and telling people I’ve had sex with their dead mothers here? Get in line, Scooter, you ain’t the first. I’ve been threatened with homicide for that already here, Baby Huey.
Oh and Samarra Saunders can thank you for the Google Hits.
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*. Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*. Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*. Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*. Samarra Saunders, phony Marine, *twunt*.
* Here’s a piece of advice son, “Don’t Stick your dick in crazy.” (Or “Cray Cray” as you kids say.)
“Go, I say, go away boy, ya bother me.”
Hey like they say if you have to make airplane noises so she puts in it her mouth she’s to young for you
You do know that Jonn is giving you the privilege to post your immature rants here.
He can just as easily block you, but this is what make the central person that these threads are based on Google famous.
Perfect ! Make em famous lol I don’t care really what goes on here just thought it was a interesting read
Hey what unit did u serve with in 06,07 ? Truck ?
You seem to know quite a bit about sex with kids. I’m sure it’s from personal experience. You are a sick little turd.
RAY FELCHES DEAD PUPPIES.
HEY BOY (YEAH, you, Ray), why the interest in this thread, is that your girlfriend featured there? She’s ugly enough to make a dog turd scream and run away!!
You must be so proud of your self huh. Your mom making you a special dinner tonight ?
YOU posts are awfully short, HEY BOY, Ya hear that? Yes, your Babysitter is calling for you to come up out of the basement, she just made you a peanut butter sandwich and some Kool-Aid!
Let’s everyone give Ray a round of applause.
*golf clap*
Thanks for being today’s lunchtime entertainment and chew toy.
Now run along and finish your cookie, juice box or mail because it’s going to be nappy time shortly.
/run along
Have you noticed how the posers seems to be reacting more strongly these days, e.g. “Ray” aka alysha aka Samarra here? Once upon a time such people would hang their heads in shame for being caught in lies, deception, thefts, and so on, but now it seems as if they actually take pride in their crimes.
As you also see such behavior in the criminal courts, I might add. And I’m not just talking about lawyers like Bernath, but even the defendants themselves.
On a (very) related note, today we have an Obama administration official claiming that the deserter Bergdahl’s platoon mates must have all been “psychopaths.”
Interesting times we live in.
I think some other person said his mother died years ago and he was offended that she had been mentioned. Just whose sock puppet is Ray?
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