Robert “Bobby” Collins; phony soldier from Canada

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One of our readers in Canada sent us some pictures of this goofball, Robert Patrick Collins, in Canada. According to our fan, Stolen Valour – Canada is looking into his claims of serving in the Canadian forces

He was on the front page of the Peninsula News Review this last Remembrance Day in his clown suit which is a mixture of US and Canadian Awards.

Robert Collins (frontpage)

So far, no one can find him on the registry of awards in Canada and, well, the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”.

Robert Collins FOIA

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Apparently, we’re supposed to stop picking on him because he suffers from dementia and he’s dying of cancer, but I’m beginning to think that stealing valor causes those maladies because they all seem to be suffering from both. Maybe if we find a cure for stolen valor, we can cure cancer that way.

Comments

25 responses to “Robert “Bobby” Collins; phony soldier from Canada”

  1. sapper3307

    US of A Senior jump wings very nice.
    I was expecting to see one or two combat jumps on them.

  2. Hack Stone

    Any word on whether his buns are sticky?

    1. HMCS (FMF) ret.

      Or if he’s a “dog catcher”…

  3. John “Faker 6” Giduck

    He looks height weight proportional compared to me.

    sincerely

    John “Faker 6” Giduck

  4. Green Thumb

    This turd is obviously I negotiations with the town to set up a branch of All-Points logistics.

    With recent political developments in Canada, they are engaging us a little more, for good or bad.

  5. Doc Savage

    Huh…..is that a purple heart?

    I know from time to time we have joint awards with our Canadian Brothers and sisters in arms….but, really?

    1. Yep, Purple Heart, Bronze Star and Silver Star. A couple of Vietnam Service awards, too.

      1. ENUFF LIES

        don’t forget the CIB…often wore that, too

  6. mikeninercharlie

    It appears Bobby Collins was a cook in the Canadian military from 8 June 63 -10 Nov 1979 so, he must have served in the RVN with the US Army on nights week ends and on annual leave… I wonder if he shared recipes with Wave?

    1. GDContractor

      Sticky bums for the win!

    2. HMCS (FMF) ret.

      Or on days that don’t end in the letter “y”

  7. Ex-PH2

    At least his hat and tie match. But, really – pastels?

  8. Enigma4you

    We need to hook him a Wave Reynar up. They can form the DRG northern brigade

  9. A Proud Infidel®™

    FUCK THAT HOSER, eh?

    1. Hondo

      Take off, eh!

  10. HMCS (FMF) ret.

    Looks like he has a couple of defenders in the Facebook comments section… obviously, they must something about his missions. They must be labeled “Sekrit Wombat” security clearance… stuff that even the DoD doesn’t know about.

    1. Nonner

      Yeah I was wondering that same thing, especially about that Robin Fillmore jackass. Confirmed by who?

  11. mikeninercharlie

    When did he decide to bolt on the Silver Star and Bronze Star? In the pic with the dude in the Smokey Bear hat, he’s only wearing the ribbons of the Purple Heart and VN Campaign Medal. Was he testing the waters…

    1. enuff lies

      Nah…according to my neighbour who knew him 35 odd years ago he was already bragging bout his Vietnam LLRP (sp?) experience then and wearing the PH SS BS AND CIB

  12. Bernie Hackett

    If he’s so legit, how is it he can’t apparently either get the right size for them berets, or get it into shape?
    Canadians have been wearing them a lot longer that we have, so his has no excuse.
    I’d think his peers would have set him straight, rather than let him wander around looking like a canadian soup sandwich.

  13. DirtDart

    HOLY SCHISSE!!!- Its the bastard abortive love child of whitless slurp and crash bernath… Jonn who ever provided youi with these pictures owes me a coffee. (scared my daughter spit chocking and trying to laugh at the same time)

  14. mike booth

    twat!1

  15. john doe

    you should have evidence before you convict OTTAWA has..as well as the usa.because I have seen his doc`s

    1. Green Thumb

      Have you seen his balls? Worked them, no less?

      I bet you have…..

    2. HMCS(FMF) ret.

      Hey, goo gobbler – even his ex called him out for being a phony…