Politico; Clinton to nominate Biden for Secretary of State

Biden gets fresh

One of the big reasons to pray for January 20th to get here was that we would finally be rid of Joe Biden, but Politico says that he’s at the top of the list for Clinton’s cabinet as the Secretary of State;

Neither Clinton, nor her aides have yet told Biden. According to the source, they’re strategizing about how to make the approach to the vice president, who almost ran against her in the Democratic primaries but has since been campaigning for her at a breakneck pace all over the country in these final months.

“He’d be great, and they are spending a lot of time figuring out the best way to try to persuade him to do it if she wins,” said the source familiar with the transition planning.

Aside from the fact that Joe Biden has been wrong on every foreign policy issue for the last forty years, he’s been an embarrassment to the country every time he opens his mouth. If you still haven’t found a reason to vote against Clinton, this should fill the bill for you.

Comments

38 responses to “Politico; Clinton to nominate Biden for Secretary of State”

  1. 2/17 Air Cav

    He’s a useful idiot. That’s why oBaMa picked him. Plus, he mat have a few tidbits neither oBaMa nor Wide Load wants shared–and he does like to talk. So, making Shotgun Joe the Suckretary of State will keep him close and fairly muzzled. Makes sense.

    1. Instinct

      Especially if on one of his foreign trips his plane has an ‘accident’.

      1. OldSoldier54

        Yeah … like SoT Brown, IIRC?

    2. desert

      That ignorant little freak! Clinton is being true to form to want that worthless p.o.s. the secretary of state so she can lead him around by his ball sack!!

  2. Instinct

    But.. but.. Trump has a potty mouth!!!

    1. CC Senor

      Yeah, but with Biden,as All State, you’re in good hands.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZDOWIxpBgg

      1. Some Guy

        LoL, that was seriously weird. Did he forget that there was a camera right in front of him?
        And yet, at least he didn’t grab her by the pussy… I hope. 😛

        1. desert

          Remember the picture of him hitting on the Bikers wife with the biker right there? I couldn’t believe the biker didn’t take his frigging head off!!

      2. Aysel

        you should find the video of him doing that to the underage daughter of one of his friends, THAT was super creepy.

  3. deckie

    That officer does not look pleased with the placement of his hand….

    1. 2/17 Air Cav

      That’s WC Fields and the pic alone was a thread subject long ago.

      1. PFM

        He’s thinking to himself “Go away, kid, you bother me”

    2. Joseph Williams

      Look at the Officers behind the two. Is that the Perv look they are giving Uncle Joe ? I think so. Joe

  4. ChipNASA

    And Fartbongo is going to be a Supreme Court Judge.

  5. Dapandico

    Smoke & mirrors, she will appoint a Feminazi.

  6. 68W58

    Sweet Meteor of Death you are our only hope.

    1. OldSoldier54

      NO, No! Asteroid … Sweet Asteroid of Death … aka The Death Star!

      1. docstew

        Why are we quibbling? All we truly know is “that’s no moon”.

  7. Veritas Omnia Vincit

    No doubt that run out side and fire a shotgun in the air horseshit will play really well on the world stage.

    People are worried that the Trumpster might say something stupid? When does Biden not say something stupid?

  8. Skippy

    Holy Crapola

  9. Graybeard

    The damned progressives (progressing toward Hell) are out to make the Guinness World Record book for the largest Fuster Cluck in modern times.

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      By the term “Progressives” I ass-u-me you mean “Proglodytes”.

  10. A Proud Infidel®™

    JESUS H. CHRIST on a bamboo raft stuck up Shit Creek without a paddle, Hitlery Rotten Cankles has found a candidate for SecState that would be even MORE spineless, imbecilic, limp-dicked, idiotic, pus-nutted, snot-spined and INCOMPETENT than John “Lurch” Kerry.

    1. David

      and you thought she couldn’t excel at anything…

  11. UpNorth

    This was taken from the Duffel Blog, right? Please tell me it’s from there, that this isn’t really even being thought of as a prank.

    1. 2/17 Air Cav

      What’s the difference who the Suckretary of State is if the Bitch of Benghazi is elected by the morons and (often ovelapping) Free Cheesers? She will seal the deal for decades with her Sup Ct picks. Congress will surrender its legislative power to her, as it has done for oBaMa, and she will legislate through exec orders and regulations promulgated by executive agencies under her direction. It is all f’n over if she wins, so, yeah, why not Shotgun Joe?

  12. ex-OS2

    We are fucked….

    1. desert

      Not if people remove their heads from their respective asses and vote TRUMP!!

  13. William Shrum

    My dear departed father was the mayor of a small town, Oak Creek, Colo. Good old uncle Joe came up there once with a congressional delegation about building a dam? My Dad being the good man that he was said he would take them all on a little fishing trip. My Dad actually had to put the worm on the hook for good old Joe cuz he was too fucking stupid to figure it out how to do it on his own! My Dad always loved to tell that story! May he rest in peace. I Love You Dad!

  14. Green Thumb

    We are so screwed…..

  15. E-6 type, 1 ea

    This is a big fucking deal.

  16. Mayhem

    Joe Biden, somewhere out there is a village looking for their “idiot”

    1. OldSoldier54

      Yep.

  17. Jjak

    His payoff for not running.

    1. A Proud Infidel®™

      I have no doubt about that. I’m sure that “Hair Plugs” Biden didn’t run against her for fear of a sudden accidental death.

  18. HMC Ret

    Wideload packing the Supreme Court with libtards gives me as much grief as she, herself, being elected President.

  19. Sj

    You mean that she wouldn’t keep Lurch on?

    Maybe Wiener will take the job?

  20. HMC Ret

    Maybe Lurch will donate his girly bicycle to Biden.