Our apologies to Dennis Chevalier

Since February, we’ve been riding Dennis Chevalier pretty hard about how he claimed to be a Lieutenant Colonel in the Air Force and his lack of military service. Well, recently we uncovered proof that he really did have military service, in the Texas Army National Guard;

NGB 22

Yes, he served in the Texas Army National Guard for 20 entire days – he got an “Uncharacterized” discharge for an “Erroneous Enlistment” and he was discharged at the rank of E-3, which is almost as good as a Lieutenant Colonel who flies airplanes. So we apologize for doubting his commitment to military service.

I’m just guessing here, but because he entered the Guard as an E-3, he must have told the recruiters something that wasn’t quite true about his experience and the TXNG found out it wasn’t true and decided to divest themselves of his presence. But, like I said, that’s just a guess given what I know about military service and enlistments.

Comments

183 responses to “Our apologies to Dennis Chevalier”

  1. Mustang1LT

    Deutsche:
    *Der Bumpen*

    1. Green Thumb

      There were probably some sweaty balls “der bumpen” Chevy’s taint last night.

      1. ChipNASA

        Chin too GT.

        CHEVY GARGLES BALLS!!!

      2. ChipNASA

        Maybe he needs to learn about blumpkin’….(not Safe for Google) for when he’s enjoying himself at the local correctional facility.
        /pucker up butter cup.

    2. ABNDVR

      Little correction ๐Ÿ˜‰

      Deutsch:

      Der Schubs

      even though I know what you where aiming for, but cยดmon german is such a funny language ๐Ÿ˜€

  2. Mustang1LT

    Italiano:
    *Bumperoni*
    *Gestures furiously with left hand*

    1. ChipNASA

      For you and Denny Mustang1LT

      Yankit Denny went to town
      Playing with this baloney
      Stole his wife’s grapes and the cheese
      And LT said “Bumperoni”

      Chorus:
      Yankit Denny, can’t get it up
      Yankit Denny girley
      Put his bald head in the loo
      And give that bitch a swirly.

      Denny Limp dick, posted lies
      “I flew a C-130”
      8 women saw through his bullshit
      And kicked him to the curb-y

      Yankit Denny, can’t get it up
      Yankit Denny girley
      Put his bald head in the loo
      And give that bitch a swirly.

      Then he teamed up with some retards
      They are all real winners
      The Dutch Rudder Gang can go fuck themselves.
      Go eat a big shit dinner

      Yankit Denny, can’t get it up
      Yankit Denny girley
      Put his bald head in the loo
      And give that bitch a swirly.

      ๐Ÿ˜€

      /thankya..thankyaverrymuch…

      1. Mustang1LT

        AWESOME!
        Now I’m even quoted in song lyrics….

      2. ChipNASA

        Just a bumpity bump bump bump for those that didn’t get to see this little ditty for Dennis yesterday. (And the rest of the DRG)GFY

      3. ChipNASA

        Time for the daily bump and grind….

        HOWDY CHEEESEDICK!!

        1. ChipNASA

          Morning…it’s Go Fuck Yourself Friday!!!

  3. Mustang1LT

    I don’t see nothing wrong,
    With a little bump and grind.

    1. Mustang1LT

      Bumping and bumping.

      1. Green Thumb

        Chevy-lair must get tied of all of those nuts bumping his chin and his taint.

        Or maybe not….

        1. ChipNASA

          He’s NUTS. Gram Em’!!!

          /Or in Heavy Chevy’s case…Hey, NUTS! GRAB THEM!!
          /work it Chevy.

  4. ChipNASA

    Hey Denni Penny,
    How’s it going? Too bad your little group is getting flushed down the old “terlet”.
    Hope you like Tossed Salad.

  5. ChipNASA

    Hey Heavy Chevy…is this you? Are you John Wayne? Are you vacationing in Israel??

    http://wtop.com/world/2015/04/israel-nabs-repeat-cheese-smuggler-from-west-bank/

  6. ChipNASA

    “April Shower Bring…FUCK YOU DENNIS!”

  7. Remy DePew

    Looks like blobfish posted again on his blog, dated 23 June… just won’t stay down, will he?

    1. Just an Old Dog

      link please? I cant find anything after his “Last word on TAH” entry last August

  8. HMCS(FMF) ret.

    Dennis Chevalier/Denny Chevalier (GOOGLE PIMP SLAP) should remember posting this on a coin blog a long time ago:

    Hello Sir,

    I have never seen a more impressive collection of challenge coins for sale. Most of mine were taken or stolen over the years. I had over 33.

    It cut me to the bone when they were taken.

    You are not only selling an impressive selection of coins, you are re-producing memories of the friends I lost and the comfort

    Now I am on that same road. I have been diagnosed with cancer because of my service during the Gulf war from the burning oil wells and those will be left for my son.

    I was an aircraft commander of a C-130 H model during Desert Shield/Storm.

    I know you are busy and do not want to waste your time reading letters. After all you have a business to run; however, I just wanted to let you know that what you are selling are more than pieces of metal with paint and pictures. They are reminders of a life of “Service”, a life of “Honor”, and a life-long commitment “So others may live”.

    Regards,

    Dr. D. Chevalier

    Lt. Col. (Dr.) Dennis H. Chevalier, IPC, CPPP, member-ACFEI, USAF-Medically retired

    Executive Director -Behavioral Science Unit

    Investigative Psychological Criminologist
    The Consortium of Scientific Investigation and Research ยฎ Member in good standing-The American College of Forensic Examiners International

    http://www.behavioral-sciences.org/“www.behavioral-sciences.org

    mailto:criminalprofiler@charter.net”psychologist@charter.net

    “http://www.behavioral-sciences.org/”http://www.behavioral-sciences.org

    It’s half way down the page at the following website:

    http://www.9thinfantry.bravepages.com/cousins.htm

    The ‘net never forgets, Mr. Cheezy Blobfish with the phony peeHdee

  9. Hack Stone

    Well, at least this explains the story behind that seven pounds of cheese.

    http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-cheese-addictive-drugs-20151022-story.html