Kaneya Souvannasing; phony special forces

Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this Kaneya Souvannasing fellow. He claims that he served in the Army as a sergeant in Special Forces for ten years;

The truth is that he spent about 2 1/2 years in the Army as a 13 Foxtrot FISTer (Fire Support) not a special forces MOS (Military Occupational Specialty). He had a deployment to Korea, but no trips to the war against terror.

It looks like he had some discipline problems since he left the service as a private (E-1) with an abbreviated career.

Comments

30 responses to “Kaneya Souvannasing; phony special forces”

  1. Hack Stone

    It’s not an abbreviated career, the politically correct term is “Participated in the Accelerated Enlistment Program”.

    1. 1610desig

      He should have an abbreviated name

      1. A Proud Infidel®™

        Okay, I say we just call him “Cocksucker”.

        1. Skippy

          ???

    2. AZtoVA

      Also participated in the Accelerated Discharge Program…

      1. 1610desig

        He does that with his boyfriend

        1. HMC Ret

          I think the proper term is Premature Discharge Program

  2. Ex-PH2

    He had ‘problems’ while enlisted. Now he continues to have problems. Does anyone besides me see a pattern there?

    1. Forest Green

      Well, we can see he has a problem with his hair brush.

  3. OldManchu

    Yes!!!!

    Finally some high speed Army posers. It hurts my feelings when posers only want to be SEALs or Marines. 🙂

    1. Mason

      Imagine how the USAF people feel. Nobody pretends to be a Zoomie. It’s probably why nobody questions my war stories of sitting in an air conditioned office with my feet up on a desk, calling my superiors by their first name, and getting showered with medals. 😉

      1. FatCircles0311

        hahaha come on that isn’t true at all. Did you just forget about Master Sergent Soup Sandwich?!!!!

        http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=24149

  4. Wilted Willy

    Another lying shitbag cocksucker, I hope you rot in hell ass hamster!

  5. IDC SARC

    Shipping and Receiving clerk…perfect job for someone with over ten years in an SF MOS, rite?!?

    Must be a cover for ongoing black ops missions at the President’s discretion. He’s seen things and done stuff.

    1. Mick

      He’s been ‘in the shit’.

      1. HMCS(FMF) ret

        He’s a “special feces warrior”…

  6. A Proud Infidel®™

    2 years 7 months and ETSing as an E1? even these days that takes some serious dickstepping. What else is he other than a Warehouse Clerk? He looks like he moonlights as a Towel Boy at Brucie’s bath House (Entrance in Rear) as well as a busboy at The Blue Oyster.

    Cocksucker.

    1. Skippy

      He should have picked up his 2 after his OSUT was done
      He stepped on someone

  7. Doc Savage

    WTF is going on with that hedgehog hair-do?

    1. OldManchu

      It’s part of him being a martial arts warrior I think.

      He is trained in the way of the dragon balls.

      1. Duane

        OM, are you sure that’s not the ‘draggin’ balls school?

  8. O-4E

    They were handing out 2 year enlistments in those years for combat arms

    The 2 years started upon graduation from AIT so it was really 2+ initial entry training.

  9. rgr769

    Just another dick-stepper that ended his military “career” as an E-1 who now claims he was a high speed SF operator. Will this parade of valor stealing shit-bags ever end?

  10. Silentium Est Aureum

    Somersworth, eh? Time to take a ride around to the local VFW/Legion posts to see if this jackwagon is a member of any of them.

  11. Skippy

    You had to be a complete pile of SH?! To get the boot in 2008
    If you could breathe with a GT 20 no problem
    This is a fine example of why you don’t lower standards
    To fill a slot

  12. Skippy

    I went to Sill for Basic when it was a boys school
    It’s amazing he didn’t pick up any rank

    1. Alberich

      Oh, he may well have picked it up, and then dropped it again a few times, possibly ending with one of the Army’s famous “Standing Invitations Not To Be In It.”

  13. Stacy0311

    A MySpace account? That should’ve been the first clue this guy was a lying dirtbag

  14. Green Thumb

    Tool.

  15. Ret_25X

    he does have an NDSM…you know they don’t just hand those out…oh…wait…