Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret shared their work on this over-achiever Justin Stargardt. He has a real high opinion of his service. He’s spent a lot of money on phony finery and certificates for things like Ranger, Special Forces, SEAL, sniper, Raider, Purple Hearts, Silver and Bronze Stars, etc…Here’s his shadowbox;
He really was a Marine and in the Army National Guard, but nothing like Ranger, MARSOC, or Special Forces in his records – no deployments either;
Listen to the stammering fool in this 40-minute phone call;
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41 responses to “Justin Stargardt; phony Green Beret”
That is the most crappily put together shadow box I have ever seen.
Asshole
I’ll bet he has a story to tell for each item.
The sad thing is, he has to think up each story.
This pathetic piece of shyt, just shyt on any legitimate service he did! What a freaking moron!!
Are those pics reversed? Or did that tool really put all that Velcro bling on his right shoulder sleeve?
Regardless…This O ring biscuit is still a SV toad.
This is really cool. The green beret posers have been coming in strong while the SEAL posers have slowed to a trickle! SEALs are still in the lead though.
Go Army!
No sir, “Rangers Lead the Way!”
True! I do agree.
yeh RIGHT BEHIND THE NAVY LOL
The fucktard made corporal and served 4 years. Not that bad from where I sit. I just don’t understand these jackholes who have the need to take otherwise honorable years of service and suddenly they become Rambo? I was a medic and a computer operator. Not that exciting but I served faithfully until I retired.
I have wondered about it for years…the military gives people every opportunity to go do “special” stuff if they want to put in the effort.
Which is what I think is the key…the effort. It is just so much easier to pretend.
Why put in the work when you can just identify as Secret Squirrel later?
Another ball sack worker and taint tickler, FIRST CLASS.
Cocksucking assclown!
Poser assclown.
“Jesus Christ, everything known to man.” That’s the funniest line from the phonecon.
I wanna see him with all that bling on a leather vest and him on his Harley. That and a doorag, bunches of tats and a ponytail would be nice touches. Oh, and a dog. A mutt has to be in the mix somewhere. THEN I’ll take him seriously. Until then … meh.
I think some of my brain may have become necrotic listening to the call because of his answers. I may not be capable of working in the OR tonight.
It sounds better if you speed it up.
Yet another flesh pickle-tasting Sparkle Toad of a Juicy Banana Coinesseur.
This Just in, I don’t see his Nicaraguan Campaign Medal (1912) nor his China Service Medal. Was he also a China Horse Marine that wore OD Green, ate steaks 3 inches thick on a guide on stick????
All that bling and no CIB. He’s not even trying.
Queef
I concur.
No CIB? Shit, even MacBeth pretended to earned a CIB.
When is Oliver Stone or Michael Moore going to make a film of his life story?
As soon as they quit licking each other.
Ewwwww!
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Jeez, spew alert please.
What an ass-tastic toad stool (not the bar chair, think brown stuff from your 4th point of contact) 👿
Don’t let the bastards get you down Justin. Why don’t you come to the 5th SFG(A) organization day / reunion next month…. I’ll buy you a beer.
ps bring your shadowbox
*POW!*, right in the kisser!
API a good time would be had by all. Well maybe not Justin.
He should bring all those keen certificates to, so they may be properly presented to him.
IDC SARC we could have a muster formation on Gabriel Field for such a grand occasion.
Sell tickets!
Lawsy, mercy, if that ain’t the msssiest mess I ever done seen, I don’t know what is.
Why is his DD and the other paper out of focus? Looks like they were photographed, not copied.
Now I need a Snickers ice cream bar to comfort my wounded brain.
Seems whoever took it skipped the stop down meter document photography block of instruction.
Maybe that explains all the shit on his right pocket and the right triple canopy….he reversed the negative.
I like his Legion of Merit. I’ve never seen anyone below the age of 45 with one.
About Damn time we had a P.O.S represent the army in the stolen valor games
??????
A Corporal Captain Major Landing Support Special Forces Delta sniper?
Cocksucker.
Code name Juicy Banana Guzzler.
Looks like this cat phoned up Medals of America and said “Fuck it..just send me one of each”.
hey slso the officer pins. damn audie murphy would be jealous.
What a queef.