Some folks in Virginia Beach, Virginia, told us about this fellow, Jerome Washington who is causing a stir in the area, claiming to be some sort of law expert because of his experience as a National Guard MP. He also claims that he’s a police officer of some sort in the area, although the local PDs can’t find anyone who has hired him. He’s also not listed in AKO (the Army’s directory of active duty, Reserve and National Guard soldiers), but here is his profile at Facebook claiming that he’s a military policeman;
The Virginia National Guard says “Who?”
He also has no Federal Service, according to the National Personnel Records Center;
So those of you in the Virginia Beach area who are depending on young Jerome for legal advice, you’d probably be better off talking with a hobo who has a long arrest record.
Update: A friend sends us this from the Virginia Department of Criminal Justice Service’s March Newsletter.
Yeah, a legal expert. His business isn’t registered either. Search for yourself.
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65 responses to “Jerome Washington; phony MP (UPDATED)”
And of course, he will get more negative attention from playing dress up as a cop than an MP.
True, his impersonating a LEO is a sure ticket to him getting some quality time with Bubba & Thor!
Is he carrying a sidearm? I can’t tell from the picture. But here’s a scenario for you: you see a cop handcuff a kicking, screaming girl, stuff her into the back of a car, and drive away. Who you gonna call? So you witnessed an arrest, big deal, righ? Until, that is, you find out that that wasn’t a real cop, and that girl never made it to the local precinct. THAT is why all kinds of people go bugshit about fake cops.
Sadly that scenario is not unthinkable. Probably a huge mistake to try in front of some of us, but on never knows.
If a cop is not wearing his ID on his shirt or jacket, then you ask to see it.
If he refuses to show it to you when you ask to see it, you call the REAL police.
Make sure your car doors are ALWAYS LOCKED. PERIOD.
Virginia Beach PD will chew him up and spit him out over this.
Made me think he’s more like this than anything real in any type of enforcement anything..not a security guard. Hell not even a Girl Scout. He couldn’t even make it as a AAA School Safety Patrol
http://i.imgur.com/9YsIdz2.gif
Ohhhh goody. Another “never served” mofo. When law enforcement catches up with him, its gonna suck to be him. heh.
Clown.
If he is an MP in the Va. Beach area and in the VA ARNG, there should be silence on the line for a little bit.
http://vaguard.dodlive.mil/2015/10/20/8149/
Hmm. Reckon he’s A Dubya Oh Loose, Bobo?
If there’s one thing that makes my blood boil, it’s asshats impersonating LEO’s. Damages public trust in LEO personnel among other things. I fervently hope a REAL LEO tags this slime ball and sets him up on a hot date with Julio and “Tiny”.
Don’t forget Thor and Bubba. They’ll want a “piece” of that action. hehehehehe
I’m sure they’ll test drive him before his “date” with Rottencrotch Ralph!
They can have a raffle.
It seems as though he is sporting Captain’s bars on his “uniform” that’s all the more I need to look before deciding.
He’s also got a set on his tie, because you can never have too many Captain’s bars.
This assclown couldn’t be a store guard at Toys R Us.
But he could at Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency (both national and international) run by none other than “Turd” Bolling himself.
He wears four stars on the shoulders…. see the pic w/ the crooked shield.
Chief Dickwad?
Another All Points Logistics recruit?
Way to thin to be LEO in my neck of the woods….
Is his name Day-Day ??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKpVRalJaZE
Jeez, he couldn’t even get the railroad tracks symmetrical. One is going one way, the other in a different direction. Maybe he should use cadet disks. Hard to eff those up.
He has enough shiny bling on his outfit to paralyze a platoon of kids with ADD or adults with ADHD, maybe just being shiny made him pick it out to wear?
Chevy’s brother from a different mother?
Honor Grad of the “Hollywood” School of Physical Security, with a pee H dee in fucktardedry…
He has already been hit with a Cease and Desist back in 2012 by the by the Virginia Department of Criminal Justice Services. Operating an unlicensed private security company.
https://www.dcjs.virginia.gov/pss/newsletter/03-07-2013.pdf
Here’s turd boy’s facebook pages
Majestic Public Safety Enforcement Agency
https://www.facebook.com/jerome.j.washington.3
https://www.facebook.com/MajesticPublicSafetyEnforcementAgency
Photo of his as a “Chief Jerome Washington”
Coast Guard? WTF??
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/t31.0-8/11079581_611544282280405_4064974382366936384_o.jpg
Here’s one of his Facebook posts:
Today is September 13, 2014, and Majestic Public Safety Enforcement Agency would like to wish our Commander of Operations Jerome J. Washington a Happy 24th Birthday. We hope today is filled with boy joy and happiness, and we thank you for everything it is you do for us and our surrounding communities.
“Boy joy and happiness”…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4mY4FHyT80
It looks like moron can’t figure out if he’s left or right handed (one photo shows him shooting with the right hand and another with him carrying a holstered weapon on his left hip).
Sounds like he needs to spend some time experiencing “boy joy and happiness” in the local “pound him in the ass” lockup…
I would like to know more about his buddy Sergeant First Class Stanley Johnson.
You’re all just obviously racists.
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Chip you have far too much white infill in your image compared to black infill. That is unfair and it is racist. Soooo obviously racist.
I’m not laughing at this…..
Nope not gonna do it…
*snerk*
No, stop, don’t laughing at this…..
Noooope
Not gonna do it
Wouldn’t be prudent….
I’m not laughing at this…..
Hmmmm. Could this be why nobody called him a special snowflake? Why can’t there be chocolate snowflakes?
Chocolate? Dat sounds kinda waaaaayyyycist, so here’s MY 2 cents, He looks as 8UP as a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar on Valentine’s Day!!!
Good description. Just don’t forget to mention this dildo has pink lipstick. You know, that’s how people end up with the “pink eye”.
Dunno about chocolate snowflakes, but this guy strikes me as a real “chocolate starfish” – and that’s got nothing to do with his skin color.
Chief Jerome J. Washington:
Bounty Hunter by day.
Walmart Depends and Catheter shelf stocker by night.
Make the call, Turd Bolling wants to hire you.
The scary thing is, his badge is shaped like and looks like a VBPD badge
H’mmmm; sounds like the the ol’ Cheese Slayer; doing his phonying for financial/food gain. From his Facebook page:
Jerome Washington added 3 new photos.
9 September ·
So I’m on night patrol for Majestic Public Safety Enforcement Agency here in Virginia Beach, and wanted a coffee. Drove to 7 Eleven and got one for FREE. Wanted a Big Mac and Sonic tater tots, drove to both locations and got everything free. Went to a Wilco Gas Station for a vehicle in distress, and was given two 52 oz sodas free. Car slammed right now with free food. All because of her…..
Why would anyone pretend to be a police officer, but to take advantage of the free food. Surprised he didn’t hit a couple of donut shops.
He got his training from Jared in MD. No doubt the certificate of training was signed by Richard Head.
Sounds like a Dennis Chevalier in the making…
“Chevyliar and Associates”. Yeah, I think we just found one of those mythical associates. I wonder if heavy Chevy gave him one of those reverse engineered patrol cars… and a bag of cheese.
IDK, the cool handset on his shoulder had me fooled
Just another step in Ambassador Worldwide Protective Services getting closer to being worldwide. If this guy joins forces with Turd Bolling, children and little old ladies will finally be able to work the streets safely.
Shit like this is extremely dangerous, and in my eyes, far more dangerous to the general public (if you get why, and not just for fraud or scam reasons) than military Stolen Valor.
He’s got mall cop written all over him
He can only dream. More likely Strip Mall Cop, or Loss Prevention Officer at Family Dollar.
Nah, he’s Paul Blart’s bytch!
Or the night parking lot shift at All-Points Logistics.
Facebook page, this clown is bragging about getting free stuff from fast food places too…lol Desperate for that attention. Hopefully he actually gets arrested and stop pretending to be something he isnt.
Amazingly, his LinkedIn page has no mention of his being an MP, but it does list his service at Walmart. It’s also so poorly written and full of grammatical errors that only a fool would put him in a position requiring clear written and verbal communication.
Since I’m in the area, might have to take a ride to VB. This clown is a trip.
Just watch your speed, wouldn’t want to see you get a ticket from “the Chief”. He should be easy enough to spot. 4’11 driving a pimped out cop car with chrome wheels and a boom boom stereo!
You guys have it all wrong.
He isn’t just some dipstick with leftover cops & robbers fantasies stuff from da ‘Hood.
He actually thinks he’s a cop. He’s talked himself into it and believes every word he’s told himself.
That makes him not just delusional, but effing dangerous, because one of these days, he’ll either run into real cops and get into a dustup with them, or he’ll stop someone in traffic for no reason other than a shakedown and a REAL confrontation will occur.
His entire costume is an LEO mimic. He’s on some kind of power trip, unless I’m reading his drivel wrong. It wouldn’t surprise me to find him being taken for a real LEO.
In MOST states, impersonating a police officer is a felony, isn’t it? Well, that’s what he’s doing. And Virginia is NOT a no-gunnzz zone.
Issuing a C&D on this idjit is never going to work. He needs to be stopped before he does some real damage.
This jerkoff is wearing a full police uniform while “patrolling” public streets. Driving a decommissioned police car and carrying a firearm. How on earth is he able to get away with that? This is the scariest kind of poser.
Amusing how he has 5 of the LEO hashmarks on his uniform shirt. Around me in NYC and where I grew up in CT the police get one for every five years on the force.
You should check out Turd Bolling and Ambassador Worldwide Protection Agency in Memphis, TN.
http://www.awpa1.com