We wrote about Don Shipley’s bust of Devin Davis last month and now we have it on video. There are musical interludes included in this video and strong language warning;
We wrote about Don Shipley’s bust of Devin Davis last month and now we have it on video. There are musical interludes included in this video and strong language warning;
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30 responses to “Don Shipley busts Devin Davis, another phony SEAL tattoo”
The best part was the Mrs talking about how she called bullshit on the Japanese Tat being her name and insisting on Master Chief getting branded with her name.
This is the first time I’ve seen Mrs. Shipley. I like her! Girl’s got fire!
That dud was more nervous than a 7 pound bag of cheese around Dennis Chevalier
They say that God wears a Chuck Norris T-shirt.
Chuck Norris wears a SCPO Don Shipley®™ T-Shirt!!
I truly think that every SEAL poser that has the Trident tattooed on him should be FORCED to have “OFFICIALLY CERTIFIED” tattooed above it and “POSER” below it after they’ve been forced to attend a SEAL reunion with their tattoos exposed and being forced to walk a gauntlet of real SEALS with NO cameras or outside witnesses!!
“Chuck Norris wears a SCPO Don Shipley®™ T-Shirt!!”
This.
When the bogeyman looks under his bed, he’s looking for Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris looks under the bed, he’s hoping not to see Don Shipley.
When Superman goes to sleep at night he wears Don Shipley pajamas.
Superman gets his powers from wearing SCPO Don Shipley’s pajamas.
The sun rises in the East and sets in the West BECAUSE SCPO DON SHIPLEY TOLD IT TO!!
Diane has him get a tat of her name and THEN he realizes she’s going to boogie-woogie. Too funny. A “Best of the Shipleys” DVD would sell.
The Shipley’s rock! Diane knows MaryJane Rottencrotch, too? Gosh, I miss her.
A friend to all, belonged to none. She was a hard woman to love, but if Mary is all you had, it got you through.
WooHoo! Boyfriend’s got a new video!
(He or more importantly She doesn’t read the comments here, right? Right?!)
actually valk he does come on here on occasion.
Jonn! Quick scrub everything I’ve said about the nice man! See “I was hacked and the lawsuit from 2006 proves it.”
(Sorry I just spent hours catching up on the CavaLAIR thread. I had to see if any of his bullshit would work here. ) giggle snort burp fart
Oh, blame it on a plausible culprit. “Paul (of the Ballsack) tried to hack Julie, but got me instead, and sold my passwords to some Nigerian scammers ….”
It happened while I left my laptop sitting on a bar while I went to the bathroom.
(I’ve started a little test. I’m using all the excuses people have used here once they were busted, in every day life. I’m going to see if any work on my kids. This morning when asked why I didn’t cook breakfast when I said I would, I told the kids “I never said that the reporter misquoted me”. I got an eye roll and a huff. I think it’s working. More later! )
You are right to be more afraid of the Mistress of the Deep, the Don and the Hair, than of the Don or the Hair. 😉
Best soundbite of the whole video: “Butt Weasel.” Going to have to start making that my opening salvo for new posers, like GT’s starkly eloquent “Turd.”
I know about crapweasel, but butt weasel? Just how many levels of xxx weasel are there?
I need to know. The truth now.
Snotweasel, I haven’t used that lately, maybe on the next poser busted here…
I wonder what happens if a phony SEAL tries joining the Navy. And then I wonder what happens if he tries joining the SEALs.
Just kidding. I’m pretty sure I know what his first day is like. I’m also pretty sure there’s no second day.
Here’s a good comment from sharkman explaining one example of someone showing up to BUD/S with a trident tattoo:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=40345&cpage=1#comment-1164348
I imagine him hitting a button on his desk and those suitcase shelves behind him sliding out and being full of super secret weapons cash and IDs.
You know what hit close to home watching this? Don telling the story about hiding from the shore patrol getting while getting inked. The phonies always want to tell the, “No Shit, There I Was” stories. But if you’re like me, you’re war stories are like Don’s. Most of the stories I like to tell are way more like something from Super Troopers than Saving Private Ryan.
That’s the way mine are. I have no tales of gruesome combat to tell. I wasn’t some super stealth ninja warrior like these fucking posers want to pretend to be. The funny stuff is way better to remember anyway.
I could sit and listen to you guys’ “war stories” for days. I laugh until I fart listening to real Vets talk.
“I laugh until I fart listening to real Vets talk.”
You. M’lady are awesome!
Thank you. I do try!
I’m with you, Valkyrie.
If true, this is one of those stories:
http://skippyslist.com/2007/07/09/cephalopod-surprise/
Thanks for that link!
I’m the same way. I only tell about two that happened when bullets were flying. One is when my vehicle commander took a single round to the chest plate. It tossed him into the back of the hatch. He then turned and looked at me and in a dead pan voice said “they just shot me”. Another one is when a guy took a small graze wound to the leg. He fell down like he thought he was supposed to. I swear it was the slowest fall in recorded Military history. He even brushed some rocks out of his way.
Sr Chief’s wife is awesome!