DC man arrested for selling guns on the internet

Fox5 DC reports that the FBI has arrested Allan James in the District of Columbia for selling guns on Facebook;

The FBI says it began investigating a little over a year ago. According to a search warrant affidavit, the “Made Mane Yusef” Facebook page belongs to James. As the FBI took a closer look, agents found videos such as one showing several handguns with text on the screen reading, “Back on dat action” along with gun emojis.

In one video, the FBI says James apparently recorded himself in possession of a handgun.

But it was the conversations the FBI says James was having that really showed what he was up to. In one comment, James wrote, “back frm Bmore omw to se I got a Mac I’m tryna get two hand joints.”

According to the affidavit, the FBI says James was referring to a MAC-10 machine pistol and a “joint” is slang for gun.

They had better let him go – the Democrats have been telling me for years that it’s perfectly legal to sell guns and ammunition on the internet, and that they’re going to save me from gun violence by making it illegal. The FBI better get out of Democrats’ way so they can save me.

Comments

26 responses to “DC man arrested for selling guns on the internet”

  1. ChipNASA

    “back frm Bmore omw to se I got a Mac I’m tryna get two hand joints.”

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1xDnmkqxSI

    1. A Proud infidel®™

      PARTY ON, ChipNASA!

  2. RM3(SS)

    Damn that ain’t a forehead, it’s a five head. All that skull and not much brains. I’m sure his family will come out soon and ask “how he supposed to get his money?”

    1. ChipNASA

      ” He diint do nufin wrong. he a good boy”
      /obligatory

    2. Ex-PH2

      He’s using money as a phone. How cool is that?

      1. 26Limabeans

        He’s talking to the Bank.

    3. Bernie Hackett

      He was getting money together to go to brain surgery school. And here I thought GUNS (sorry, Drill Sgt) were illegal and stuff in our nations Capital.I may be confusing gun free and free fire, though. Marion Berry would be chagrined.

  3. Hondo

    For some reason, I’m guessing this guy doesn’t have something called a “FFL”.

    1. David

      and apparently not much of what thy call an “IQ”

      1. Bernie Hackett

        That’s ray-cisss! Everyones alike. NPR told me so. IQ is a plot, a plot I say!

  4. Club Manager

    Another stellar example of “You cannot fix stupid”.

  5. Ex-PH2

    Is he hydrocephalic? Sure looks like it.

    1. 26Limabeans

      Nah, that would be a melon head.
      Microcephalic is the pin head.
      As cruel as that sounds…

  6. 2banana

    Can we get a terp who speaks ghetto up here?

    1. AnotherPat

      Well, one can always watch the scene from “Airplane” with the Beav’s Mom speaking that language with the 2 passengers (and read the sub-titles)…

      1. Fjardeson

        AP, that’s jive, not ghetto. Jive is cool and often found in R&B bars.

        Ghetto – more like back alleys and jail cells.

      2. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

        @another Pat
        That is called Jive talk.

    2. Airdale (AW) USN ret.

      Can you find one to speak trailer trash?

    3. HMCS(FMF) ret

      Get me a bottle of Blind Dog and a pretty lady who’s into Malaccas, and I’ll speak ghetto… (possibly NSFW)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9GBuciv20A

  7. FuzeVT

    It is always a delight when people rat themselves out on the internet.

    To my ig’nent homeboyz out d’ere:

    Stay stupid my friends. . .

  8. Sparks

    You mean, they even type in Ebonics? Who knew?

    1. Bernie Hackett

      It is urban patois, like pidgin in the South Seas. Only the initiated can decipher it.

  9. rgr769

    He is sportin’ the neatly trimmed ‘stache and wooly beard of your basic ‘slamonazi, so I suspect the FBI is dealing with a young convert to the “religion of peace.” He also has that “Yusef” face book page. He shoulda stuck to knives; you can buy and sell them legally all day long on the innnertube.

  10. Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

    I watch TCM and all the 1930-1940’s detective movies used the word gat, rod or heater for a hand gun.

  11. Docduracoat

    I agree
    A joint is slang for a marijuana cigarette
    A gun is all of the above or a boom stick, piece, blaster, nine or shooting iron