I’m going to take a shot in the dark here, not bothering to get a FOIA, not bother Don Shipley and say this fellow is lying;
Aside from the fact that he’s a mouth breather, I’m sure that if he had really survived United Flight 93, you know the aircraft that crashed in Shanksville, PA on September 11th, 2001, we would have heard about him before today. I also don’t think he could get a job at 7-11 (that is not out back by the dumpsters) let alone the FBI and DEA. Being a Confidential Informant doesn’t count.
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99 responses to “Curtis Lee Dolan; Dumbass SEAL”
“Such an intelligent-looking young man.” -Ray Charles
“I see what you mean”.
Stevie Wonder
I still get a chuckle about the “We Are the World” video, back when MTV actually played videos. In it, Ray and Stevie are sitting at a piano, playing a duet and I mused, “the blind leading the blind”. My arm still aches where my wife punched me.
“I’d love for him to lay his hands on me!” Helen Keller.
“Curtis is an oxygen thief of the highest order.” – Big Steve
Hey he has the “hashtag” badassnavyseal. That’s gotta be legit, they don’t just hand those out ya know.
Not even a NDSM?
Could this be the same Ass Clown? Looks like it !
https://www.facebook.com/curtis.leedolan.5?fref=ts
Wow. Whoever that is needs some help.
There’s definitely a match with the nose and jawline.
That’s gotta be a troll.
It is. I’ve had to say so *many* times for posters on the Stolen Valor page. I tell them to just ignore this. it’s the best weapon.
Silence.
I have difficulty with people who claimto be part of something without doing proper research first. In this case, we all know this person is lying in his teeth.
Tooth…and I think its on loan from Grammy.
I got stuck on the “former method user for ptsd” line. That shit is contagious man, apparently you can catch it from imagining you were on a plane
Another potential ISIS target…
Curtis Lee Dolan Check list:
1. Meth User – CHECK
2. Survived FLT 93 – CHECK
3. Extra Real Estate Between Lip and Nose (due to inbreeding with cousin/sister) – CHECK
4. Happily Married to Cousin/Sister – CHECK
5. Part Timer at FBI & DEA – CHECK
6. Bad Ass – CHECK
7. Navy SEAL – CHECK
8. Never been in US Army – CHECK
Editorial note: I Google’d this guy … HE IS TOTALLY LEGIT!
I’d like to report this comment for being awesomely sarcastic.
ROLMAO
I am SO glad that my drink was off to one side when I read this.
Is it even worthwhile to find this “double dumbass” to give him (her? it?) the royal assbeating it so richly deserves?
Jonn,
When did the “Nanny Button” first appear? I’m not overly observant, but I don’t recall seeing it earlier. I can understand the need after the last few days — but could you make it smaller, on the other corner, and grey or black? It seems too distracting — like it’s hitting me right between the eyes.
I was wondering the same thing myself. 3 years I’ve been floating around here and never had need to report a comment. I think the report button shoild be subdued in color and on a different page, maybe the DUmbass page. In its place can we have a “Fuck yeah” button?
rgr1480 and Smitty, this thread will explain everything.
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=58874
It appears that he’s (?) from/in Mississippi. And I thought that kind of inbreeding only took place in the Appalachias.
(ducks, runs)
You sir, have never been to Southern Maryland, land of the SMIB*.
*Southern Maryland In-Bred
If that fucker served a day in the military then I am the damn Sultan of Brunei.
Punk should be given [a hearty handshake and a warm cup of soup] for saying that he survived United 93.
Wait…. someone married this failed abortion???
Punk should be given [a hearty handshake and a warm cup of soup] for saying that he survived United 93.
I also “survived” United 93. I remember it like it was a few years ago. It was all in the news, and I also read about the crash. It was a sad event (except for the heroics), and I cried — it made me sad; I might even now have a case of the PTSD. But I continued to soldier on. Eventually, after about a week or so after the event, I finally got over it and was no longer sad. So, I SURVIVED United Flight 92.
/sarc
[just in case someone hits that “report comment” button]
I guess that technically we all are survivors of flight 93. Of course in my case, survival was not due any “badassery” on my part, but instead because I was nowhere around the plane.
ALSO, how long have the FBI and DEA used part time help? Maybe It is only for former Navy SeALs.
Someone should ask If he attends the annual flight 93 survivors reunion… That’s so rediculous to even write. Just put this turd in jail… So he can be with his friend Bubba.
I’m sure former US Solicitor General Ted Olson would agree with you.
His wife Barbara was on Flight 77 (the one that hit the Pentagon). Her original plans were to fly the day prior, but she delayed her trip one day.
Seems she wanted to wish her husband a Happy Birthday that morning. September 11 was his birthday.
Again it proves failed abortion, like hitler bin laden..no typo. I don’t capitalize assholes who committed CRIMES Against Humanity
I don’t know who’s worse. The Mouth Breather. Or his cross eyed girlfriend. 😀
I have to disagree with the mouth breather label, this guy couldn’t fog a mirror, much less breathe through his mouth.
And, he’s living proof that there’s someone out there for everyone, even people like him.
Yep. You gotta give the boy some credit. He did manage somehow to attract a girlfriend. Remarkable. 😀
There’s a lid for every pot. Including the crackpots, in this case.
Are we sure it’s a “girl” friend?
From the looks of this badass, I would say that he provided services to pay for his math habit.
So,,, PTSD now causes meth addiction and/or beating up 5 yo’s with brass knuckles. They better do something to cure this ailment soon. Sarc/off
Fellas, he is a she…
Well, she needs to shave. Unless that is a shock absorber instead of a mustache.
I’m going to guess and say that this pair is on drugs and don’t even know their a couple.
Quote of the day: “Happily married so don’t get any ideas ladies!”
Yeah, I’m sure that the fact that he’s happily married is what’s keeping the women away.
add a few pounds and he would look like Charles Laughton’s Quasimodo.
And as I ring these bells tonight / My cold, dark tower seems so bright
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYX_NDRMkXc
That dude couldn’t ring his own balls, let alone any bells…
Turd.
Dunno. I can see how the guy might find gainful employment at the 7-Eleven. Not just anybody has the skills to suck-start a Slurpee machine…
Sigh……….some of them don’t even try. This clown needs to dry up like a pile of dog shit and blow away in the wind.
I don’t think this turd is even worth a snarky comment…
Dear X-box commando,
Put down the controller, go outside, and get some fresh air. Once you’ve cleared your head you’ll start thinking clearly and realize that you’re not such a badass after all. And Flight 93 survivor? Really?
Cody Stermer’s twin.
Yeah, he does kinda favor Cody a bit. But I think Cody looks smarter.
Some of these guys are really up at the shallow end of the gene pool…
Shallow end, hell. Some seem to be from puddles that sloshed out of the main pool altogether.
Heck, they’re the puddles of water that trickle out of the crack of your ass.
Damn it,,, you two owe me a drink of Woodford Reserve, And an explanation to my wife as to why she caught me licking my computer screen. (Woodford Reserve is too good to waste)
Replace it with some good Duke Whiskey. You’ll be glad you did. And ya, I like Woodford too.
I’ll give it a try. Since we’re talking whiskey, Two Bullet Bourbon is another good choice.
Geez I clicked report when I meant to reply sorry guys…
The truly sad part here is that he apparently is reproducing. The kid is really cute. With a dad who is clearly more than a little slow her life will be harder than it needed to be.
Most of these critters are living, breathing proof that the Human Gene Pool is in dire need of some CHLORINE!! The Lifeguard must have been either asleep or on a lengthy coffee break when they jumped in!
“Navy SEAL former meth user for PTSD” That right there should be punishable by law. This is what I wish the stolen valor laws would address.
The wife got a lazy eye too.
This doood is so high speed that he needs multiple FB pages.
Here’s one:
https://www.facebook.com/curtis.leedolan.5?fref=ts
And another:
https://www.facebook.com/curtis.l.dolan?fref=ts
And this one:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/SlitThroat-Official/857543434276000
Send him some love y’all. He has just learned that he is bipolar.
And apparently he killed himself last night…. or at least, that’s what the last Facebook account has his “cousin” claiming.
Never mind- somehow an hour or two after the Slitthroat official page said he was dead, one of his other pages changed their profile picture
Drunk-posting on FB will get you nothing but troubles…
Hmmm. . . Facebook might be interested to know he has more than one page. . .
Ho. Lee. Fuk.
*facepalm*
This, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why we so desperately need life guards at the gene pool.
The Stupid is strong with this one.
It’s quite obvious that boy’s family tree DOES NOT FORK!!! I wonder if his Momma/Aunt and Daddy/Uncle were still considered to be brother and sister after their divorce? He’s living, breathing proof of why there are laws against incest!
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that he never even went to Boot Camp.
If he did, I’m guessing he was the guy who raised his hand when they asked if anyone sleep walked. Just couldn’t face the 8 weeks of fun.
That or he wet his bed on purpose to in order to get thrown out!
This is the sort of thing that may result from sucking on too may Tupperware seals after they have spent time in the microwave.
Yeah, I doubt that is what he’s been sucking on.
I was thinking that he grew up on a steady diet of lead paint chips!
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You knew that someone was going to do this, right?
About that Report Feedback button. “Like” is not enough. Even “Dislike” doesn’t cut it. You need a pulldown with “Hell Yeah!”, “Fuckin moron!”, “Totally Legit”, and other similar fragments of wisdom.
We are all too lazy to actually type out “TOTALLY LEGIT!” …
This thread explains everything:
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=58874
This poster child for swallowing has more than one Facebook page. Unsurprisingly, he’s a moron on all of them.
https://www.facebook.com/curtislee.dolan.50?fref=ts
https://www.facebook.com/curtis.l.dolan?ref=br_tf
The kind of stupid that actually advertises that he used to be a meth head.
The VA must be revamping their system if they’re giving out meth now. I also didn’t know the DEA and FBI let you work part time, but when you survive a crash like that the sky is the limit I guess.
Curtis Lee Dolan is so stupid, if he got any dumber he’d start photosynthesizing. 🙄
Looks like his upper lip has already started doing so.
Looks more like mold to me.
I was thinking he was beginning to show new leaves for spring. But you may be right.
His claims and pics are so ridiculous, he is either being a smart ass, or is REALLY out of his mind.
Looks like this guy needs a cardboard box and a bridge to sleep under
And maybe a “firm handshake and a warm bowl of soup” as well.
This turd could be the parking attendant at All-Points Logistics Merritt Island, Florida Headquarters.
It appears he has the “stuff”.
Looks like this asshole needs a swift kick to the balls, HARD. Even Mrs. Pineywoods says so.
This guy smoked himself into an alternate reality.
I aint even mad. I’m impressed.
Are you sure you don’t need a FOIA? I mean he has that thousand yard stare going.
Wow. Just….wow.
I don’t think Drug Rehab Failure shows up on FOIA requests.
My brain gets to “I survived United flight 93” and locks up.
The lights are on, but nobody is home.
Hey, Curtis Lee Dolan…Pass this on to your mom and cousins okay. It’ll help us all in the long run. Also, mouth breathing is the leading cause of STDs in public men’s rooms, so…close it and stop catching flies.
Sorry Curtis, forgot to add the real deal.
http://static.wixstatic.com/media/b0bc8d_4bd4f97473d647b0ac4ea7123678a1ae.jpg?dn=Please_Spay_And_Neuter.jpg
This guy is not a dumbass SEAL…he is a dumbass wannabe SEAL impersonator. Semantics I know, but to me the headline it comes off as a real deal SEAL who did something stupid, like the guy who was defrauding his teammates awhile back.
Just my 2 cents…
Apparently the guy has serious mental problems beyond stolen valor. As in not an not an attempt at passing himself off, but rather just plain crazy.