Category: Who knows

  • Yer Friday Funny: Restoring England’s National Honor

    I’m guessing most everybody has heard this bit.  It’s one of the most famous taunts in history.

     

     

    Well, it took a while – but English plumber turned garage inventor Colin Furze has finally crafted a suitable reply. You see, he decided to return the favor literally.

    From the cliffs of Dover.

    Using a giant fake butt – one about 16 feet high.

    And which incorporated a giant, flame-spewing “fart gun” loud enough to be heard in France.

    I’m serious.

    I’ll let Furze tell you about the project himself. The clips that follow total around 12 min, but IMO they’re well worth the time. ‘Course, that assessment may be due as much to my own . . . “different” sense of humor as anything else. (smile)

    Caveat: they’re probably safe for work, but you might want to put down any beverages before watching them. And any small children seeing them might ask some . . . interesting questions, so use care.

     

     

     

     

    Looks like England’s national honor has been restored. Rather hilariously, IMO. (smile)

    It also appears the whole shebang really was audible – albeit only faintly – on the other side of the Channel. That’s around 26 miles away.

    Impressive.

  • A Sunday “Walkabout”: Some Thoughts About Power and Character

    Jonn lets me do a verbal, off-topic “walkabout” here from time to time. What follows is such a ramble – an off-the-wall thought or two that’s not necessarily directly concerned with one of TAH’s normal topics.

    Consider yourself forewarned.

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    We’ve all heard Lord Acton’s axiom: “Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.” It’s perhaps one of the most widely-known quotations in the English language.

    Most regard it as a truism. And on the surface, it does indeed appear to be on the mark.

    Even in the military examples seem to be common.  It’s hard to argue against it when you see things such apparently confirmatory examples as Gerald “PX Ranger” Green; the aptly named James “Two-Timing Fraud” Johnson; former BG, now retired LTC Jeffrey “Coersion” Sinclair; and Generals David Petreaus and Kip Ward.

    Enlisted personnel and civilian defense officials to a lesser extent show the same faults from time to time as well. Witness the periodic drill sergeant scandals, the antics of former SMA Gene McKinney, and the former Acting Secretary of the Army John Shannon.

    It’s not just an Army problem. Examples exist from all services that seem to confirm Acton’s thesis.

    You also find similar conduct in other professions that are based on trust. Don’t believe me? Just take a look at clergy and cops. Finding public examples of corrupt conduct in either profession isn’t particularly difficult.

    Until recently, I thought Acton was probably right, at least to some extent. I don’t believe that any more.

    I now think Acton got it wrong; that’s not what’s going on here. I don’t think power itself is to blame at all.

    Power doesn’t corrupt. Rather, power reveals.

    I didn’t come up with that thesis.  At the end of this ramble, I’ll give credit to the unusual source that to my knowledge first voiced that thesis – and convinced me that’s the case.

    . . .

    We seem to see so many such examples of corrupt behavior by people in positions of high trust. Yet in truth, such instances are rare. Consider:

    •  For every Gerald Green, there are literally hundreds of LTCs who played it straight and advanced on their own merit.
      For every James “Bigamist” Johnson, there are hundreds of Colonels who didn’t commit bigamy and defraud the government to support their mistress.
      For every Jeffrey Sinclair, there are dozens of GO/FOs who did not attempt to strong arm subordinates into a sexual relationship.
      For every Kip Ward, there are dozens of GO/FOs who followed the rules concerning TDY travel to the letter.
      For every David Petraus, there are dozens of GOs/FOs who did not retain and store classified materials improperly, then show them to his biographer afterwards.

    If Acton were right, then those kinds of corrupt conduct would be the rule at high levels. But it’s not. It’s the gross exception, not the rule.

    We hear about such behavior today when it happens. The media – both traditional and electronic – thrive on scandal. Given advances in technology they’re more efficient today than they were even 20 years ago about getting the story out. The traditional media today also seem to be more concerned with deadlines than accuracy. So when something along these lines happens, we hear about it relatively quickly; they don’t bother to wait and “check it out” first.

    In short, the conduct we’re talking about is IMO quite rare. The vast majority don’t engage.

    However, the conduct we hear about does appear to be concentrated at higher ranks. Why is that?

    . . .

    Part of the reason IMO is simply selective reporting. Think about it for a moment – is it really news if some PFC or 2LT (or even a CPT) does something bad? No, not really – though you might hear about it, briefly, in the case of the CPT. Even then, unless the case is sexually tawdry or involves a great deal of money, for most misbehavior below the grade of E9 and O5, you’ll likely not hear about it.

    Why? Unless big dollars or sex is involved, the media just doesn’t seem to care all that much. Outside of training commands, contracting, and comptroller positions, most junior officer and NCO assignments don’t really provide the opportunity for a scandal that the media will find “interesting”.

    IMO, that’s part of the reason. But it’s not all. Another factor is at work.

    . . .

    The military does a pretty good job of screening its people as they advance. Those with a tendency to abuse either the public trust or their subordinates tend to get weeded out as they progress.

    However, like any process created or implemented by humans, the military’s screening process is imperfect. Some with seriously flawed character slip through from time to time.

    Why? Sometimes their bosses simply are biased in their favor, or are flawed themselves. Maybe their supervisor has an inkling of the problem, but isn’t sure (or doesn’t realize it’s as serious a flaw as it really is) and in today’s “zero defect”, highly inflated evaluation system doesn’t want to kill a promising career – so he/she gives them the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes they’re good actors and manage to hide the flaw. Perhaps they are forced by supervision and lack of authority to “toe the line” and suppress the flaw. Dunno.

    Hell – perhaps they actually change over time. I personally don’t think that happens often if at all, but I’m not a shrink and I guess it is at least theoretically possible.

    For whatever reason, some that shouldn’t slip through the cracks. They get promoted until they are selected for and placed in a position of wide-ranging authority – a position of high trust, with less direct supervision and where their decisions are less likely to be questioned.

    I can’t speak for the other services, but in the Army – outside of contracting and comptroller work – a position involving truly serious authority over hundreds or serious financial clout generally doesn’t happen until O5 for officers, and really not until the CSM level on the enlisted side. (Company commanders and First Sergeants just don’t typically have enough authority over enough people and resources IMO to qualify.) So it’s not until the E9 and O5 grades that individuals with such flaws have the opportunity to show it.

    But now . . . for the first time in their career, they actually have the power to do something they’ve been disposed to do all along, with what they believe is a reasonable chance of evading detection. So they do.

    “Corrupted by power?” Hardly. Their attaining power simply revealed what was there all along.

    . . .

    I said earlier I’d give credit to the individual who convinced me Acton was wrong. That individual is in many ways somewhat surprising; it was Robert A. Caro. He’s neither government nor military; he’s a biographer, and has done some truly fascinating work. Caro wrote an acclaimed biography of NYC’s Robert Moses, and has done a multi-volume biography (still incomplete) of LBJ. All of his work I’ve read so far is an excellent read; I’d highly recommend it.

    Caro has been fascinated by power and its use his entire career; he’s studied it in detail. Here’s what Caro had to say on the subject:

    We’re taught Lord Acton’s axiom: all power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. I believed that when I started these books, but I don’t believe it’s always true any more. Power doesn’t always corrupt. Power can cleanse. What I believe is always true about power is that power always reveals. When you have enough power to do what you always wanted to do, then you see what the guy always wanted to do.

    I think Caro, not Acton, nailed this one. Power doesn’t corrupt; power is neutral.  Achieving a position of power merely gives those who possess it the opportunity to reveal their true nature.

    . . .

    That’s the end of the ramble for today. Back to the res.

  • Ellen Haring: That Valor Isn’t Yours To Defend

    So, this Ellen Haring person claims to be a retired colonel and she writes in Task & Purpose about Stolen Valor, specifically about one video in which some Rangers confront a fellow claiming to be a Navy SEAL.

    When I saw the video I was embarrassed, less for the man they humiliated and more for the Rangers, and the Army that they serve. Supposedly, these men were acting on behalf of all veterans (three against one) by calling out an imposter for stealing something from us that he hadn’t earned. But what exactly had he stolen and from whom?

    I think we ran the video for a day and I was a little squeamish about posting it only because of the confrontation that went too far. The reason that I started on this enterprise of exposing valor thieves was because people were using their false valor to excuse their bad behavior.

    Take for example Jason Strader who actually robbed gravesites and then used his false narrative in court to get himself a wrist slap. There’s Steve Cushman who thought that pretending to be a combat experienced pilot would help him in his election. Jordan Taylor uses his phony service to panhandle from well-meaning civilians every day. Charles Chavous assisted in a murder plot and used his false service in Vietnam in court to get five years on parole. Christopher David Duke used his fantasy of being a Marine sniper to build a business. Terry Lee Farmer beat his wife and kids and blamed it all on his nonexistent time in Vietnam for sympathy from the community. Timothy Poe tried to win on America’s Got Talent by preying on America’s sympathy for his nonexistent combat wounds.

    There’s usually other crimes hidden under those phony uniforms, stealing valor is only an outward projection of the sociopath behavior that lies beneath the phony claims. Of course, Ms. Colonel Haring doesn’t think so;

    There are laws that prohibit citizens from impersonating public officials, especially police officers, but they have nothing to do with stealing their valor. These laws vary by state and range in severity from misdemeanor to felony charges depending on the circumstances of the impersonation.

    Putting the military on a pedestal has some very negative downsides. Namely, it says that not only is it unacceptable to impersonate us or even to claim to have served in the military it has made some believe that we can’t even be criticized. Outsiders who criticize us are viewed as unpatriotic. This is a dangerous course to chart and one that the military should zealously avoid. Growing, learning organizations must accept, even invite, criticism if they are to improve.

    Yeah, we’re providing a public service, Ms. Haring. We are ones who bust the phonies, the civilians really can’t – they don’t understand the uniforms, the vast array of claims to which phonies subscribe. We’re protecting our honor from the criminals who use the public good will that veterans have worked so damn hard to regain after Vietnam to cover for their nefarious deeds.

    I know it’s popular for Leftist rags to publish veterans who tug at the threads of that good will to bring us down to the level of those who have never served, so try to resist the temporary fame that brings.

    ADDED: A fan on Facebook points out that we’ve run into Ms. Col. Haring before in such riveting TAH posts as Female colonel sues military to include women in combat, Advocates; Pentagon not killing women fast enough, and Expert in combat tells us what is important about combat.

  • Dave Duffy: no entitlement to military discounts

    This fellow Dave Duffy claims, in the Washington Post, that he’s a retired Army lieutenant colonel who is now an entrepreneur with a couple of smoothie shops. It sounds like he offers a discount to members of the military, but not their families. That decision earned one of his cashiers a rant from a family member;

    Recently, I had a military spouse grow irate with my cashier because we didn’t offer a discount to military family members. Unfortunately, this is not the first time this has happened. I guess I could stop offering any discount at all to the military, but would rather not. In this particular case, my cashier was on the receiving end of a very long tirade about how obviously unappreciative ownership must be of the sacrifices of the military family. The woman ended by stating “it would be in the owner’s best interest” to offer discounts to families as well. I wish I was there to find out exactly what she meant beyond her vague threat.

    If that story is true, I agree with him. I’ve said before that it wouldn’t upset me even a little bit if everyone did away with their military discounts. I never use them. My wife does for things for the house at Lowe’s and Home Depot, but I just can’t bring myself to pinch pennies. For one thing, the discounts are another wedge in the relationship between us and civvies. For another, it’s a reason for people to pretend that they’re in the military, and what prosecutor is going to go after a stolen valor guy for $.30 on a box of screws?

  • Meyer-Palin engagement

    Meyer-Palin engagement

    Bristol+and+Dakota

    Yes, I saw this yesterday early in the morning, but y’all decided to fill up my inbox with links. But, apparently, Medal of Honor recipient and former Marine sergeant Dakota Meyer gathered up the courage to ask Bristol Palin to marry him the other night. From UPI;

    “Last night, Sgt Dakota Meyer proposed and I said yes!” the younger Palin wrote.

    “Dakota came to Alaska to film Amazing America with my mom last year. He met Tripp during that time, and I’ve seen him in a few places where our paths have crossed since. He’s visited us in Alaska, and I’ve visited his wonderful family in Kentucky,” she wrote. “He’s wonderful with Tripp and I’m so proud to be marrying him.”

    She went on to say Meyer proposed to her at a Rascal Flatts concert and even enlisted the help of the country band’s lead singer, Gary LeVox, for the event.

    LeVox dedicated “Bless the Broken Road” to them and Meyer got down on one knee and asked her to marry him.

    “It’s amazing to see what happens when you place everything in life in God’s hands. He really is good and His plans are so much greater than our own,” she said.

    I wish the couple all of the happiness in the world.

  • GOLDHOUSE; When I come home

    GOLDHOUSE; When I come home

    There’s this fellow by the name of GOLDHOUSE whose publicity people sent us this video. You might want to keep some tissues nearby. It might not be your kind of music, but the videos are sure to remind us of when we came home;

    About the video, GOLDHOUSE says: “I’ve always enjoyed watching videos of soldiers surprising their loved ones by coming home. When I wrote “When I Come Home,” I thought it would be a great fit to compile a bunch of these videos in conjunction with the song. I wanted to show my appreciation of their service by honoring our troops in this video.”

  • Lonesome Tuesday

    I’ve long thought of these two tunes as siblings – even though they have different authors, and are separated by close to 30 years.

    No, that doesn’t make much sense – until you listen to each of them, in sequence, in the order they were written. Then I think you’ll understand my point.

    I’m personally convinced that the latter was inspired by the former, albeit possibly subconsciously. It just simply . . . fits.

    That’s all I’ll say about the pair. They speak for themselves far more eloquently than I can speak about them.

    One caution: if you’ve suffered a recent loss – as has at least one TAH regular – maybe you want to give these a pass. If that’s your situation, now probably isn’t the best time for these two.

    I think we can all empathize.

    (And to our regular reader I alluded to above who’s currently dealing with loss: hang in there, amigo. We’re here if you need us.)

  • Robert Brooks; nothing but questions

    Robert Brooks; nothing but questions

    Bob Brooks
    Photo credit: thanks to Quad-City Times

    A few weeks ago, I got a ream of documentation from somewhere in regards to this fellow, Robert Brooks. Soon after that, I talked to Ms. Barb Ickes of the Quad-City Times. She and I compared notes on this Brooks fellow who claims to be one of the great heroes of the Vietnam War. His FOIA certainly bears that out;

    Bob Brooks FOIA

    Bob Brooks FOIA2

    Pretty amazing collection of awards, isn’t it? He claims that he served in all of the branches of the services, but the Marines and the Air Force deny that claim.

    A closer examination of the awards also raise questions. For example, the records report that he earned the Combat Infantry Badge, but he never served in an infantry or special forces unit. The records also indicate that he earned a Parachutist Badge and a Pathfinder Badge. There is nothing in his records which supports that he attended the schools for either. His records say that he earned the Army Overseas Ribbon, the Army Service Ribbon and the the NCO Professional Development Ribbon (in the FOIA it mistakenly calls it the NCO Proficiency Ribbon) – none of those ribbons were in existence until 1981 – eleven years after Brooks left the Army.

    According to the Quad-City Times story, Brooks can provide no documentation for any of his Silver Stars (he claims 3) or his four Distinguished Flying Crosses, or even his 3 Bronze Star Medals. He claims the Navy Fleet Marine Force Ribbon, but aside from the fact that he never served in the Marine Corps, the ribbon wasn’t in existence until 1984. I’m also not aware of any “Republic of Vietnam Combat Action Ribbon”. The Vietnam Air Cross of Gallantry had no “wings” – it had stars and palm leaves accouterments.

    Ms. Ickes writes;

    None of the Purple Hearts could be verified, and Brooks offered few details about his injuries, except to say, “I know I was wounded five times. I know all my medical records over there were lost. When the VA was looking over my case, they just couldn’t find anything.

    “In Cu Chi (Vietnam), I got ripped up pretty bad. I don’t know if those records got back.”

    In an interview Monday at his home, he offered a similar explanation for other missing documents: “I was in Special Ops (Operations), and they destroyed all their records.”

    For Col. James Patterson, a Green Beret and Army legal adviser, Brooks’ explanations only add to his skepticism.

    “The Army doesn’t destroy anything,” he said. “There’s nothing from Vietnam that’s still classified.”

    Mary Schantag, chairwoman of the Missouri-based POWnetwork, said she also was asked to look into Brooks’ records after his story appeared in the Times. Her focus was on his account of being captured, tortured, then rescued in Vietnam.

    “The escapees are the most well-known POWs of Vietnam,” she said. “They were debriefed heavily. Brooks did not escape. There is no way this stuff is missed.

    “There are 20-plus steps that are required to be taken when a soldier is separated from his unit. The many mandatory methods include notification of family within 48 hours. There are no records of this nature whatsoever for Mr. Brooks.”

    Asked why he is not listed in any missing or POW records, Brooks replied: “Probably because they don’t want people to know we existed.”

    Well, he wasn’t assigned to special forces according to his 2-1;

    Bob Brooks Assignments1

    Bob Brooks Assignments2

    Bob Brooks Assignments3

    There doesn’t seem to be any hospital time in his 2-1, either. From Quad-City times;

    He said he could not explain why his Silver Star had one oak leaf cluster, which represents a second Silver Star, given that his DD-214 shows he should have a total of three.

    “They only have one on there, so maybe I only have two Silver Stars,” he said. “That’s what I want to know: How many do I have? I’m not the only one this happened to. It was some bad accounting in those days.”

    He said he never has seen any of his own Citations for the Silver Stars, which are the third-highest military decoration for valor.

    Another local Vietnam veteran, Bill Albracht of Moline, said he recalls every detail of the events that led to his three verifiable Silver Stars.

    “The actions surrounding the awards I received are burned into my very soul,” he said Thursday. “It is inconceivable to me that a combat veteran would forget the circumstances surrounding the award of his Silver Star medal.”

    There is evidence that his records at NPRC were recently altered, after the controversy began back in January. But, I’m not ready to put Ol’ Bob in the Stolen Valor category quite yet, just the big question mark category until we can get definitive answers from the National Personnel Records Center as to how these records were altered.