Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

Proving your bonafides using your kids

It’s the Russian mob, I tell ya!

They honestly view themselves this way

Good luck with that shit

Oh FFS….really?

The revolution will be televised

Hunters for dirty air

Blah blah blah…bullshit

Tough job. Someone has to lie about it.

Can’t you paint with all the colors of the wind?

She seems nice.

Invest in aluminum foil futures

What part of ‘illegal’ don’t you understand?

1st world high-school problems

Meh. I give is a 4 on creativity. Try harder.

Have you come to terms with his reprehensible actions?

Define “treason”

Money doesn’t grow on trees, DUmbass

In other words, Hitler?

Why Trump Won; Volume Eleventy-Bajillion

Off to a blazing Fraken start

It’s like writing to your imaginary friends

Waxing poetic over “playing dirty”

DUer’s discover actual facts…insanity ensues. Because racist.

Polls showed Hillary winning…yeah. How’d that work out.

Is ketchup still a vegetable?

Evil Empire

Mother Tucker

I’ll make my own damn sandwich, thanks.

…and yet it still sucks ass.

If this doesn’t peg your irony meter, noting will.

Yellow stripes and dead possum

Darth Howie and the Scream Team

Playing the numbers

Streep Brawl

Whoa. This dude is deep, man.

Outnumbered…in California

Dude that writes scary stories is brilliant

Leftists are Patriots: Part Eleventy-hundred-thousand

Requisite Nazi Germany comparison

Oh, so NOW they’re interested in the debt

It’s racism. 24/7. All the time. Every time.

Little Green Footballs of Hate

Takes one to know one

Trump is anti-American

California dreamin’

In the land of the blind…

Trump for prison

Since I didn’t get my way, you’re all traitors

This will make spotting them easier

Hillary’s blow job

Change you can believe in

Revolutionary idea, y’all should try this

TL; DR…I’ll sum up; Obama is Jesus

Foxy lady

Yeah, but he endorsed Hilary (mic drop)

So now we base politics on what’s cool?

I hope they never figure out this is why Trump won

I wished these assholes would pick something and stick with it

Not buying it. Ten weeks ago they were trying to put these people out of work

Trolls for hire!

Wait, Trump commanded the Russians to hack Hillary?

Dripping with irony. Obamaian irony.

Stan by me

Classy….picking on a little kid

You’re stupid and you love Russians

Cahoots Incorporated

Bring out your dead!!

But urbanites are just so much cooler…

So, no honeymoon?

What rhymes with “journalist”?

Oh, so NOW they’re worried about security clearances.

Naughty list

You say you want a revolution…

You misspelled “saved free speech”.

I guess he won’t be ronrey anymore

Run over by a Van

Pardon me!

Prosecute the corpse of Nixon

Boo-effin-hoo

Apparently Dems have standards?

The Hateful Eight

Bitter clinger

Muslim sycophant for DNC chair

Reagan/Trump nexus

Ugly

Poor babies!!!

…for all the wrong reasons.

White people…they’re really just not that into you.

That could have been me…if it had happened 9 months ago. Dumbass.

Mr. Pot blames Mr. Kettle

I love this story…

DUmmies has the sads

Trump is a “cheater”. LOL!

Finally sinking in, eh hoser?

Not sure. How did it feel when Obama did that to you guys?

Obama’s “good economy”

We’re all gonna DIE!!!!

You mean like union thugs?

The Terribles

People’s Republic of California

So now it’s Putin and God’s fault?

Well the Methodists are at it again.

Last minute shopping

I don’t think this helps your argument, DUmbass

Wait, Russians are behind the California secession bullshit?

So how did that work out for ya?

They’re just not that into you.

The Wedding Planner

You say you want a revolution…well really you want someone else to do it, but yeah.

Mired in identity politics

DUbasses still don’t get the concept of ‘republic’

Clearly the Russian’s fault

Treason or something. This is what happens when you smoke pot, kids.

Dumb Peoples’ Republic of California

What a cunning plan /eyeroll

Yeah, because they’ve done so effin’ great so far.

Chicken Little called…he said you’re a pussy.

Fake Republicans always give out fake apologies

They’ll be making excuses all the way up until they get their throats slit

Missing the Bern

Black Presidents Matter

Libs complaining about “cult of personality”. Wow.

This is going to be a fun four years.

War…

DUmbasses are Constitutional scholars

…and they all congregate on DU.

Didn’t stop Obama from getting elected. Twice.

And back to Hollywood they crawl for affirmation.

That right-wing mainstream media, boy.

Cognitive dissonance. Look it up.

Oh, you mean like bombing an aspirin plant to avert attention off your penis?

Monkey see, monkey do.

Yeah, no one has ever complained about this project, ever.

Hack

So now voting for people the left doesn’t like is treason?

Tower of power

The crucifixion of St. Bernie

Yes. Blue Team should get right on this.

If they only had a brain.

College learnin’

Delusion.

Hey, didn’t they say this same shit about Obama?

Even Alex Jones thinks this is nuts.

Salt + wound = butthurt Hillary fans

Oh hey guys, Russians hacked DU too!!!! We’re too effective!

Eat your Greens

…again, Constitutional scholars.

Puncharoo!!

Chinese takeout

That’s not how this works, DUmbass

When the moon hits your eye…

ALT-RIGHT/CTRL-LEFT

The Nancy Project

Disenfranchising hundreds of dead Detroit voters

Inditing Bret

Waiting to hear about if he’d want a whorehouse next door.

Who’s packing the sandwiches?

Unfunny despite the accent

Looking forward to 2020? Think again.

Seeking that lucrative DU endorsement

Generation Snowflake to the rescue!

Negative, Ghostrider…

Then this happened…

Feeling less secure are we?

Skeer’d

Not to be outdone by Florida Man…

Old White Dudes Drinking Coffee Ruin Everything

Cult of Barry

Cult of Bernie

All your expanding base are belong to us

As lost as a fart in a hurricane

TL:DR = (sad trombone)

Ah…to be young and know everything. Such a burden.

Elitist shitbags hate “small-town” Americans

Good thing they aren’t a bunch of drama queens

Recounts by Chad

Citizen Kaine

Math and Florida and shit

“Popular”

You can count on it

Fake post about fake news is fake

If our ideas are so awesome, why are people too stupid to realize it?

DU throwing shade on Russia Today…irony?

A tad rusty

Throw out the welcome mat for pissed off socialists

Cheesed in Wisconsin

Crucifying Bernie

…and if you meet Santa, call him Saint Nicolas.

Hoping joblessness helps Democrats

It ain’t easy bein’ green

This is all your fault, Bernie Sanders!!!

White people are going to riot…yup…we had a meeting and everything.

…and everyone went hungry because no one packed a sandwich.

Because racism?

Trump wants teh Muzlums lands!!!

Two words that should never be this close to one another…ethics and lawyers

With family like this…

Monkeys throwing poo

Racist. Check. Nazi. Check. Drama queen? CHECK.

Trump plans on sending your sons and daughters off to war. Yup.

Petraeus was the real Benghazi villain

Yeah, it IS as simple as “he was a brutal dictator”, DUmbass.

DU is worried about the national debt. Yeah. Let that marinate a little.

It’s like the Sith and the Klingons and the Deatheaters all in one!!!

The Price is Right!

Trabajar otra vez América

Bye Felicia

The Norman Rockwell Painting Conspiracy!!!!

Polishing a turd

Silly rabbit…

And then there’s this gem…is this a threat?

Week #3 of the great denial of service attack on the Democratic Underground begins, and the natives are getting restless. Imagine two entire weeks of the worst defeat since 2004 and they can’t get to the group huggery. It looks like the sneaky capitalists have the reins;