Star Whores – Revenge of the Shits
Essay: The Left Isn’t Retarded
Who believes this really happened? Show of hands…
In case you forgot, you’re a racist.
Please stop trying to make this a thing
So basically Trump is now a murderer
So now we’re provoking North Korea. Nice.
Still the president. Enjoy the butthurt
Fake news will eventually kill you
Then the whole site would be shut down
And what’s President Hillary’s?
Which of his homes will they be talking about?
Let me know how that goes, comrade.
Return of the pResident on DU. I admit, I’ve missed it.
Trump presidency is an illegitimate coup. Yup.
Tell your religion to stop murdering people, then we’ll talk.
I love that they’re suddenly concerned over this.
Apparently they missed all of Obama’s drone strikes
Ah…the tears….they are delicious
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?
You got a little bit of Obama all over your shirt, dude.
Trump is NOT the left’s fault, y’all!
Equal; still takes off 6 weeks maternity leave
No Trump supporter left behind
I thought body shaming was bad
Hey, wasn’t Jackson a Democrat?
How long did it take them to find Hillary’s emails?
Pay for your own grannie’s teeth, asshole.
Why does ‘left wing economics’ always involved taking more of my money
Trump, product of the extreme left
They’re so cute with their cognitive dissonance
Middle America = Pompous overweight blabbermouths
Who’s declared war on whom again?
Clearly we need a higher minimum wage to fix this
…I don’t think that word means what you think it does.
Stupid men keeping the sisters down
Voting against leftist shitbags is anti-American?
Democrats take the “high road”. Say what?
Lower taxes mean the country is f*cked? Really?
Blah blah blah, Hillary is still not president
Illegal immigrant = People who come to help
Halp! My PhD in Puppetry Arts isn’t making me money!
Apparently wanting your daughter safe now equals ‘transphobia’
And I credit it with costing me an extra $5k a year…
Bernie is all about himself? No way.
If Hillary’s shit didn’t bother you, why would this?
I guess the president now has to respond to every tragic murder?
Next stop, more NRA memberships
What part of ‘illegal’ don’t they understand?
Hey, maybe the crowds at Disney will be better this year!
I think you should pick a spell checker
…until they’re sawing your head off for Allah.
And if’s and but’s were candy and nuts, we’d all have a wonderful Christmas
Trump is killing the brown people
More Constitutional wankery from the same retard three links ago
Didn’t work for Ferris Bueller
Unicorn farts…animal sacrifice…anything but prayer
Do your own damn homework, a-hole
How is it moral to extort someone else’s labor for your benefit?
Here we go with the immigrant stories again
When’s that Calexit thing again?
Darth Chaffetz, your new Sith Lord
Did I mention that you’re stupid and white?
How can you be an avalanche when you melt so quickly?
Ooh ooh! Pick me…is it ‘racism’?
…and what did the upteen golf outings a week cost?
Abortive measures against womynses
Paging Leon Panetta…your $35k a week flights home are calling
Won’t this really hurt man-bun wearing beta males the most?
Yea! I’ve missed these fake ass stories…
Keep in mind, this is NOT a parody thread….keep that in mind.