Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

As opposed to prayer…or pot.

Goof?

Classy

We must politics all teh thingz!!

Seriously. Seriously?

OH EM GEE THE BOOK!!!

Begging amongst the beggars

Almost positive this is Bush’s fault

Not sure where to go with this one…whoa.

O say can you see?

O gimmie a break.

O shit

The Wolff of DUmb Street

And now they’re Constitutional scholars again.

Morons

Looking forward in anger

Can’t even get his foot in the door

That’s because it’s mostly bullshit

Literally not the way this works…

Suddenly concerned about “legalities”

Can’t bear it

Not a parody account

As opposed to the Wookie we had before?

A gathering of pussy hats

Shame

Pouty McFootstampy

It’s going to be a fun year

AARP says it’s 50

Catch the wave

Oh yeah, in case you didn’t know, you’re all stupid

Nixionan

When life gives you lemons…

Keep digging

Missing Kathy

…but they support veterans.

Counting chickens

Two scoops = high crimes?

Lesser ingredients, more stupid

And the requisite ‘Nazi’ post for the New Year

Give me my money back, bitch

It ain’t easy being cheesy

Hating Susan

Yeah, this’ll work. Thanks.

Well, with that list of facts…

Stuck in the 60’s

All I want for Christmas…

Liberals and their emails

…a political eternity.

Jill Stein; Trump/Putin flunkie?

If only Hollywood were real life

Gone to the dogs

Blame Alabama

Rock the vote

Well that explains Bernie Sanders, then.

Disney reminds everyone who the president is

Fake family member fake calls and fake pleads for fake help

He’s still a bloated moron

Anyone else remember Fitzmas? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Constitutional “scholars”

Mean Jill Greens

But not Al Franken?

Oh…ok.

Moore is less

Now that’s a retainer

Pro-Franken president? What?

Yeah sure…whatever comrade.

By being a left-wing propaganda factory?

You can call him Mr. President

It’s the Muellerpocalypse

Well, not EVERY woman

They truly believe this

Crime and punishment

And water is still wet

Return of the mothership

Did you know he was in Vietnam?

Republicans are worse than terrorists

Skynet will be racist and vote for Trump

To the moon, Alice!!

Balls deep in retarded

Fake sauna conversations with fake birthers are fake

Trump skeer’d of Boogey Mueller!

Well there’s your first mistake

It’s called ‘projection’

Cutting family loose

Actually it is

It’s like H&R Block for morons

Ea Tu Clintae?

Groping at straws

Right. Wrong. Unemployed?

Gay people are more free speechier than you

Here’s hoping for good weather

Expecto Dumbasso

Well, it would make my holiday, that’s for sure

Why ask why

I think you’re pretty revolting already

Cheering for us to lose?

The South is to blame for everything

Left of insanity

It was 7 to 2, you morons

How about she’s just gross

Taxing patience

No Joy at MSNBC

Bern out

Tomahawk chop

“Women don’t lie about sexual assault.”

Coming to a district near you

Just like a Disney movie

And just after Thanksgiving too

Finally, they put on something worth watching

Yes, because it’s doing so poorly

Hey, don’t forget Russia!

Not this crap again

But under Obama, they were super cool?

Again…Obama?

Send in the Marines

Apparently picture evidence and admission of guilt are overrated

Failing Civics 101

Sarandon gets red-pilled

Maybe she self-identified as one?

So now it’s “awkward hugs”?

You don’t really need your taxes cut

What about Kwanza?

How to ruin a good movie

Nero diddled

Maybe they put some ice on it

No gift for you!

What if you left and no one noticed?

From the ‘there’s 67 genders’ crowd

Everyone is Al Franken

I’m surprised ‘guilt’ isn’t an option

That’s what she sued

“He wasn’t impeached!”

No hell for Manson

Because patriarchy

“Women don’t lie about rape.”

Self-flagellation

You’re not progressiving right

Chicks, man

A Rose by any other name should smell unemployed

Broadcast panic

Maher’d reputation

Ungrateful

So now he hates white people?

Clinton, Kennedy…yeah.

Effin’ Russia!

She speakum heap big truth!

I’m guessing lots of nasty tasting crap

Yeah, funny how they just disappeared, isn’t it?

Veterans are meanies

No, we’re laughing AT you.

“Women don’t lie about rape” – Pt 2

If only there had been some clue…

DUmbasses are so funny

“Transcend gender”

Glass houses?

Consumed by race

Teh sadz

There are only two things down the middle of a road…

Attention passengers

Then stop breaking the effin’ law

Yeah, y’all should do this for real

Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt

Not sure. Let’s ask the Venezuelans

Don’t be a dick

Let not your hearts be troubled

Set course for planet DUmbass

Ageism…sigh

If so, party at my house this weekend!

No go, Joe

Nope

Not this crap again

Socialists, fascists and Nazis…is it 1941 again?

Mo’ money

Hey, remember when these guys said we’re headed for an ice age?

Mouth breathers

WaPo says we’re doomed