In case you didn’t know, you’re a racist
Life’s hard, it’s even worse if you’re stupid
Fake veteran group fake offers fake support
I love this story…the part where they wake up is the best

He also got a Nobel participation trophy, so what
Didn’t they also contribute to the Clinton Foundation?
Here’s a collection of retards. Enjoy.
Rooting for our enemies, a DU tradition
What else has a blue wave? The toilet.
Obama’s birth certificate is more authentic than this
Will the real Slim Shady please shut up
Maybe some of them identified as men?
Fake coworkers won’t fake do something fake racist

He’s yours now, you deal with him.
Is there a Kenyan in the house?
Ah Bartcop…for DUers who are too stupid to breathe
Fake neighbor fake mistreats fake dog
Maybe he’ll get the trains to run on time
There crisis moment is slipping away
I’ve seen this bullshit before, I think
Joey The Scar thinks about President for Life Trump
Oh good, I was hoping for another Tales From The Crypt series!
Maybe they can lecture them on gun control there
The National Anthem is tyrannical because of course it is
Get your marching orders from Dana Loesch
You don’t get Mulligans in presidential elections, DUmbass
In other words he acts like a Democrat?
“Deporting millions of illegals would be a logistical nightmare!”

It’s so bad, leftists are defending big business
That was the Declaration of Independence, DUmbass
Bust out the kneepads and cigars
Hey, aren’t these the same people being raped into oblivion?
DU’s favorite superhero, The Strawman!
Liberals don’t like it when you leave the plantation
“Pfft! They’re not after your guns, you nut!”
I’m dreaming of mass incarcerations, just like the ones we used to know
When you have a civil right to own a curling iron, let me know

Fake conversation at fake church with fake NRA supporter
First, we kill all the lawyers
What, the MSM isn’t good enough?
Donald Trump, Double Naught Spy
6 Reasons That DUers Will Ignore
Purity must be maintained, comrades
Mass Shootings = Toxic White Masculinity
Elected police bureaucrats for gun control
And this one is for the Coulter vets….only Tim will understand

Wait, the president is attempting a coup? Against whom???
Guns, not domestic violence, is the problem
Bet you’ll vote next time, hippie
Yeah, cause he’s friggin’ awesome
Strawmen as far as the eye can see
And just like that, suddenly context mattered again
Pfft. Like you’ve even read the Constitution
So you’re saying they’re in collusion?
Publicly. You forgot to say ‘publicly’.
Again with the coup bullshit. Do they even know what that word means?
Rocket surgeon right here, folks.
Good luck…they don’t take deadbeats there either.
When you can’t win, change the rules
You mean like leftist dictators do?

Or, you know, the Chinese who are killing us in this area
Fake white males in Texas fake want Trump fake impeached
So the giant sucking sound wasn’t Monica?
Dems only lose because of voter suppression. Yup.
So you DON’T need Federal money?
Good thing Obama never did this….
This idiot things the Dems won this thing
No Patriot fans at DU, I guess. Naturally.
Commence the faux pearl-clutching
Oh hey, did you know Trump is literally Hitler?

This feels like virtue signalling
Surprised to find out this guy is still on tv!
Aw…what an incredible made up story.
Sold out? I think you meant ‘sell out’.
Didn’t she use that island as an ATM
Are they kind to anyone other than who they support?
We’ll just test it in production
SOTU will be full on Nazi rally