Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

In other news, water is wet.

Misfire

DUmbass upset that a crisis was let to go to waste.

…not impressed with the “God Made A Farmer” ad?

Cartoons > Super Bowl

Best Administration Evah continues to go after the little guy.

They left off the blaxicans!

Gun owners are paranoid traitors who would shoot the government and stuff.

Fauxcahontas “gets it”.

Selling trucks using the devil

Hillary’s coming…be afraid.

Reporting for duty like Jingus Kawn.

Good guys at gun ranges…yeah, you might want to avoid this thread.

FBI needs to protect people online….what?

“Live by the sword…” another one to avoid. Maybe.

Gets paid to use “assault weapons”, but would like to ban them. Yeah, sounds like a typical Hollywood dumbass to me.

“DESTROY THE CORPORTATIONS!!!”

DUer’s eat their own, over…Beyonce?

Scroll through these while humming “America The Beautiful” and you have the basic jist of what these dipshits believe.

Leftist wet dream; fewer Americans

Hey, maybe we can ban “assault recreation”!

Throw out Reid because he didn’t rule the Senate like a tyrant?

The NRA’s “hate list”

“Nice shootin’, Skeeter!”

Owned!

Rural = old white gun voters

No more white presidents?

Tens of dozens who hate the Constitution.

Japanese gun control

Corporate foodies!

Uh, are you sure he wasn’t talking about a Hillary Clinton administration?

Drafty women

“Hey guys! I got this…free money! Genius!”

Fake southerners always spout off racist and homophobic rants to total strangers. True story.

Your tolerance of tolerating intolerance is getting intolerable.

Quoting dead sci-fi/horror writers is fun. Do one from H.G. Wells now!

Once white privilege is dead, time to go after male privilege.

Get a job.

Super stealth unions, engage!!!

There was a time when this was common sense…now libs think it’s “scary”.

DUer’s figure out the world’s problems…it’s all men’s fault.

“…which is why we ban conservatives on DU.”

Republicans want another civil war…because, you know, they started the last one.

Owns 2/3rds of the Federal government…complains that democracy is in jeopardy by Republicans.

“Boo-hoo, no democrat will be able to win Saxby Chambliss’ seat. Whatever shall we do?”

George Bush…super-ninja.

Crazy Eyes Grayson writes shit on DU.

Hell, they’ve been faking it for the last 75 years and you just noticed?

Dancing on graves?

“Shooting bullets…”

Gay Ivan

Balls

…sort of like rap.

Sucka

Slave revolt

Today eggs are too expensive to throw.

“We’re an evil nation.”

Replacing dope heads with hackers?

Stop fucking up the internet, asshole.

Larry, Moe and Curly

Quoting Al-Jazeera on “philosophy”?

Jesus 2.0 and now MLK 2.0. To me, he’s just Number Two.

No one likes Tony’s hat.

A-hole in one?

Just a “plane down to earth” kinda guy.

And yet the right is supposed to be the “cult of death”?

“…never see this moment again.” As if that’s a bad thing.

Moment in the sun. Enjoy it, d’bag.

How about “Lord Savior Grand Poobah”, or “His Imperial Highestness”.

Bobby Jindal, School Blower Upper!

There should only be one god at a time at an inaugural.

National Scaredycat Association

Drive by

Traitors

Fifty dollars to make you hollar

All or nothing…they choose nothing.

Chomping on Chomsky

But did she say yes?

Saved us a few bucks down the road, I’m guessing.

I guess the Jeep Wrangler in the driveway wasn’t a tip off?

You’re all Timothy McVeigh now.

“Gunt” control

Something must me done about all of these things that must be done.

Lone gunman

Own a gun in NY and you could be “confined”?

Don’t bring a hammer to a gun fight.

Impeachy

Cranking up the machine for 2014

Blow me.

California cowards?

I’m sure this will be as much fun as Mentos and Diet Coke.

War…what is it good for…

Pretend Republican friends on Facebook always complain about not getting their fair share of handouts.

It’s easy to be a leftist shitbag…just always bet against your own country.

“An armed citizenry is no obstacle to tyranny.”

CPL Boston…sexist bigot

Did I mention CPL Boston was a sexist bigot?

CPL Boston is a sexist bigot and clearly has a tiny winky…which is why he joined the Marines. Clearly.

Two steps forward, 18 trillion steps back.

Mad Tea Party

“…Americans DIDN’T vote for divided government.”

Dissent in the Red States

Couldn’t she have just used pepper spray or maybe a pamphlet on how to get Federal benefits?

Gun crazy

…who else do we know governed via decree?

How about a little fire, Scarecrow?

Crying Wolf on term limits

If this is true, Rosie O’Donnell is a walking AR-15 with a beta-mag

So where is “left wing blogger” on that list?

He Who’s Name Cannot Be Spoken

“..because Washington was clearly crossing the Delaware to get to his duck blind.”

Pound-you-in-the-ass prison

Haggle over Hagel

Trumped up

The potential murderer next door

Clearly we just aren’t spending enough

Burka Power!

I actually agree with this one…Monsanto is evil.

Using “quotes” makes it seem “smarter”.

Gunning for facts

Hitler approved, Stalin tested

You know who else used check lists?

Clearly the 2nd Amendment was all about duck hunting.

“…I won.”

How’s that working out for you?

Koolaid wearing off?

Swear fealty or else

Captain Caveman

Code Stank

Buy Commie!

Praying for Biteme’s success

Lamenting a deal because it won’t cut defense. Patriots all.

Reasoned case for self-defense…DUmbasses reject it anyway.

Making the grade

Pretend conservatives in pretend doctor’s offices always discuss politics with complete strangers.

51%

Yeah, freedom of speech isn’t for everyone.

If it quacks like a statist…

So it’s a free for all, anti-gun, anti-Second Amendment, wall-to-wall bitch-fest on DU. No surprise there.

First up, Liberalhistorian…or as former Coultergeist may remember her, “Jabba The Historian”

Clips

Repealing

Guns = Sick

And those with pools are more likely to drown at home…your point?

DUmbasses are Constitutional Scholars

Teach the children well…

Gun crazed

A lifetime (membership) of sorrow

Michael the Hutt understands the problem

Socialist Security

Famous nutjobs who don’t kill people

“Responsible leadership”…-cough-Fast & Furious-cough-

Bombing

Chumps!!

Assaulting the senses

Insuring your rights

“The right to bear lawn darts shall not be infringed…”

Gun owners are plotting for more carnage. True story.

Next up, “common sense” freedom of speech…and property rights…

Scary guns are scary.

Newsflash! 2A wasn’t written to protect you from your government!

Hey, just tack on some shit and viola! Instant gun control!

NRA = terrorists

Gun sales up…clearly we are an evil nation.

Love your gun, your health insurance and your well paying job? You must hate your kids.

It’s so simple…just outlaw guns (see Prohibition for context).

Money hole

There was a time when saying “I’m a socialist.” would get your ass deported.

Millennials make my effin’ teeth hurt

“And the Mayans are laughing.”

With age comes wisdom…

…or maybe not.

Saying ‘Merry Christmas’ as an attack?

Hipster Douchebags get taken to the cleaners.

Jon Stewart…2nd Amendment Scholar?

Take one to know one.

Since when is being slightly better than average considered ‘skyrocketing’?

Yes. Clearly the media was in the tank for Romney.

Cliff diving

Skittles shitting unicorns…socialist leprechauns distributing free gold…hair salons run by Sasquatches.

Liberals hate libertarians

Apparently not everyone is a fan of Hillary.

Imaginary Christians always explode when confronted with imaginary Muslims who profess their faith.

Sour puss

“Earned benefits”…how exactly did they get earned?

Going postal

Schooled

Happy Solstice. Really.