Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

Happy trails

Darth Cheney hates teh troops

DUtards finally find a military officer they can quote

Since we’re on a theme, here’s another “patriot”.

Irony alert; UAW has to look to the 30’s to find “goons” outside their union

Memorial Day salute to…the Dixie Chicks???

Ah…the good old days of the Cold War.

Wall of crazy

Paging John Kerry…

Well now we know where all the virgins are coming from.

It’s their sincerity that I find so refreshing…

“Artist” burns your racist Confederate flag for reasons

Bernie Sanders – grumpy, prickly old unelectable douche

Bush’s Fault™

…ain’t but two things from Texas…

Tricksey Republicanses….they hates the Preciousss!!!

Fauxcahontas no smokem peacepipe with White She Devil

Speaking of shredding things…

DUtards ponder the “tyranny of the majority”

What’s good about Obamacare? Paying “nothing”.

The anti-Cruz

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful…

Obligatory “You’re a racist” thread…in case you’d forgotten.

DUer’s don’t think we can “win wars”. Wonder why that is?

Apparently cops cannot fear for their lives anymore

More clueless than an Amish cell phone salesman

Capt. Whackjob drops the shit, keeps his cash off-shore

Idiot Americans abroad love socialism

New flash: anti-feminists hate feminists

They really just want to understand you psychopathic racists

At least we’re not aborting ourselves into oblivion

Silly flaggot

…and here’s why anti-feminists hate feminists.

I’m not sure, but I know it’s Bush’s Fault®.

Warrior vs. guardian; DU debates the militarization of the police. Fun.

If we’re being honest, this is the second time armed thugs descended on Waco.

Biker shootout was the NRA’s fault

When society collapses, gender studies professors will be eaten first

Yellow Cake Ass

Do it for the nukey

Oh, this one is CLEARLY Bush’s Fault®.

“Repugs attach a negative connotation to the word ‘socialist’” No shit.

If you like Tom Clancy, you hate women. True story.

Cuba…land of enchantment, attacked by low flying exiles with death machines.

DU history experts discuss which of our wars were “justified”. Hilarity ensues.

Generic conservative men hate generic intelligent women. Oh and you’re racist. Forgot that too.

Nullification is the new secession movement. Save your Confederate money, boys.

The Brady Bunch!

GOP = ISIS….same thing.

Just about the only time she’ll keep her mouth shut

What’s the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

Balking at Balkinization

Xenu is not pleased….not pleased at ALL!!!

Bernie is the GOP’s Manchurian Candidate?

We might suck, but unlike you, we don’t swallow.

The only good pope is a leftist, socialist pope.

Obama’s pimp hand

Cop knock

Who’s down with TPP, yeah you know me!!

Big yellow taxes

Wouldn’t a real socialist just give these away? I’m just sayin’.

Capt. Nutjob interviewed by Window Licking Retard

For those who think Glocks are crap…

This MSNBC dude really gets that whole ‘Jade Helm 15’ thing.

If you find yourself losing, change the subject.

The British Invasion 2016

Why talk about something that the “science has settled”?

Tom Brady, Lance Armstrong and Barry Bonds walk into a bar called Cheaters….

This is what people died for? So millennial shitbags can embrace socialism?

And you can’t spell ‘dumbass’ without DU.

Free speech is over rated anyway.

Call Of Duty veterans dissect the OBL raid…sitrep to follow.

Weekly requisite ‘You’re A Racist’ thread. You’re welcome.

Gun owners hate women…at least that’s how I’m reading this mess.

Pantsuit Populism

The 81% rule

Sob story…or bullshit…you decide.

Picture is worth a 1000 DUmbass words

And here come the 1st Amendment scholars.

Disarmed po-po

Naive. Yup.

In defense of….CNN?

Salivating at a diminished America

Would gay Jesus make you shoot up a restaurant?

Weak-end at Bernie’s

Popularly elected state governments are passing unpopular laws? Huh?

That time when Iran traded nukes for cotton

Royal Foundation

Plotting 2016

Racist cartoon.

“What this constitutional republic needs are more socialists.”

Oh hey, has anyone told you you’re a racist today? You’re welcome.

The right to be offended…

Muslims only want to kill you because you don’t understand them.

Fake conversations with fake government employees always reveal 100% fake approval of fake support.

Freedom of speech by Richard Cranium.

Biggest threat to higher education? Pigskin.

That time that boxing was compared to Bill Clinton’s appearance fees

Gallup is taxing

Victim shaming, now with more sprinkles!

…now with extra cheese!

Microagression – MacroDUmbassery

Baltimore riots are a lot like the Boston Tea Party….the old one, not the new one with racist white people.

Return of the BFEE®!!!

Who’s down with TPP?

Fox Pizza Hillary Haters Club for Women and Adolescent Children

Bashing Christians is the way the left proves they don’t hate them. Wut?

All GOP has to do is convince Dems that their candidate isn’t liberal enough. Brilliant plan.

Blitzing the Wolf

Baltimore is all white people’s fault

Next up, DU “fixes” the Constitution and the designated hitter rule.

Oh, I get it…all they really needed was an excuse.

Thug truce, now with more Islam

Gay effin’ cousins are racists

Yes. Please stay home and watch Teen Mom or whatever shit is playing on Bravo these days.

Pantsuit will fix everything. Pantsuit understands.

One thug, two thug…

Apparently CVS is racist

Raping the truth, comrade.

Debbie Whatsherface Shitz

Even the DUmbasses don’t want Sharpton in Baltimore.

“Prayers for Nepal” turns into exactly what you would expect from leftists

…an opportunity for revolution…or is it revenge?

American Intifada…wow.

Sand in the vag

ISIS is bad, but what about Wall Street and Bush????

It’s her turn, you ungrateful assholes!

The incredible shrinking white dude

The ACORN doesn’t fall far from the pantsuit

Only if they serve gay cake.

Pussy hunter….not what you think it is….get your mind out of the gutter. Sheesh.

Wait, I thought the left hated Walmart.

Stoners. Pfft.

Rolling Stone calls Hillary a fake. Wow.

Ok, I gotta agree with them on this….Michelle Bachmann is batshit crazy.

Battered woman syndrome = sympathy vote

Salivating over the impending GOP primary

“…in a jar, next to Bill’s testicles.”

Pansy asses hate muscle cars.

Pansy asses hate American military muscle.

Pansy asses love gun grabbing douchbags.

A Hillary by any other name…

Gag reflex

Trumped up hair critique

Who’s to blame? White men, naturally.

Kicking grass

Fake bank tellers always report their fake support of Hillary to fake DU posters

Pantsuit Murderer

Mayor of Munchkin Town says you’re all fascists

Speeding through black neighborhoods = racism

Dumbing down of education

DU Grand Poobah thinks Hillary’s new logo is swell

…but hold on! Not everyone is so impressed!

Idiot tries to redefine “racism”. Fail boat, toot-toot!

Indiana Radio and the Temple Of Limbaugh

Yet another “Hillary not liberal enough” thread

Requisite ‘white privilege’ post! Enjoy, all of you cracker-ass oppressors!

Bust out yo’ own pantsuit, bitches!

Apparently the NRA is now responsible for the militarization of the police

Two Cubans and a white guy run for president…stop me if you’ve heard this one before…

Leggo my logo!

Not this shit again.

Corruption eruption!

So I guess we all want to go to war with Iran now

Ending on a high note; DUer hates their country because of conservatives.

Perfumed Prince of Peace?

That one time Chuck Schumer did the right thing.

Fifty bucks a post

…mouth breathing, but yeah, probably.

Aloha, stargazers!

$20 whore…yeah. I went there.

Settlement will be a couple hundred back-issues with Justin Beiber on the cover.

Apparently Reagan’s Iran deal was worse than handing them a nuke.

If you what?

So DU is now interested in Joni Ernst’s military record.

Like nailing rainbow colored Jello to the wall.

Meh. Baltimore sucks anyway.

Dead racist barbecue guy from South Carolina = Indiana. Wut?

Your Ford Fusion might narc on you, dude.

Booger-picking the 2016 election

Republican Colonel? WTF is a Republican Colonel?

Nullification is treason

Two weeks until Operation Pantsuit cranks up.

Worry wart

Yes, because the old one is just so awesome!

For once, I agree.

Opposition to President Teleprompter’s foreign policy gives our allies the sad face?

DU three way

If we’re being honest, this isn’t exactly a difficult thing to do.

This is why you don’t eat paint chips, kids.

Apple won’t employ key Democrat constituency

It’s just another damn lizard.

Yes, why on earth would we make them abandon their deeply held convictions.

Russia….just one big cuddly teddy bear.

Not sure how yet, but I’m certain this is Bush’s fault.