Category: Tuesdays with Claymore

God is punishing Michael Medved

…then only the government will have guns.

Well….bye.

TL:DR…guns…something.

Yes, because communism and socialism has worked out so well.

Barbecue is racist, part 2

Pudding pop

Eyeballing your personal data

Climate change…apparently we can stop China and Asia pumping 40% of the world’s carbon into the atmosphere.

Nazis wonder if GOP are fascists

“Worshiping the Constitution”

Here’s a better idea; stop going to the f*cking movies.

Context…they no has it.

Fake veteran Republicans always admit they were racist nut-jobs before “changing”.

Trump; the candidate for stupid people

Like I said, stop going to the f*cking movies.

You know, because Kenyan Confederates…

Wait, I thought cops were racist and evil and wanted to kill all the brown people.

Keith still not back at MSNBC…aw.

Oh, and all white people are racist…just in case you didn’t remember.

Gun muggles are afraid of you.

Hit the road, Jack.

That time when being treated equal was actually discrimination. Yeah, I don’t effin’ understand that shit either.

People are convinced that they earned entitlements. Sad.

Ed and Bernie, sittin’ in a tree…

Martin O’Malley; Bill Of Rights genius

Bernie Sanders….pussy.

DUtards debate the Trumpism of McCain

Keith Olbermann…passed around more than a joint at a Grateful Dead concert

Oh hey, did y’all know John Kerry was in Vietnam?

The Gitmo/McCain Refraction

Black lives matter except when they don’t
EU: Fail

Who watches the watchers? I do…I do.

McCain is a hero…just like everyone else.

That white black chick is at it again.

DUtards know all about ordering guns online.

Stone faced on Stone Mountain

Perfumed Prince channels his inner FDR

Wait, you mean it’s not the Hummer’s fault???

Might as well, you’ve indoctrinated them at that age.

The privilege of being privileged is a privilege that only the privileged enjoy.

Run Forrest Run!

Worst genocide ever.

Oh goody…as if Alex Jones wasn’t enough.

Hey, maybe he’ll stay.

High brow retardery from John Fug-something-sang. Yeah, I don’t know who he is either.

Missing the point on Trump’s popularity

Woman leaves her vagina at home to take care of the kids while she sleeps around.

Comrade Martin

When saving the poor isn’t enough.

White leftists are now racists too. As if we didn’t see that coming.

The enema of my enema is still covered in feces

Still struggling to find that reason…if only there were clues.

Apparently DUtards this week are worried that we’re not going to cut a deal with the regime in Iran that murders gays, oppresses women and incarcerates people who engage in premarital sex…because, you know…progressive.

Juan step over the line

Witness the appeasement

Frenemies to the end

Telepromter Jebus and Judas Effin’ Kerry

Lollipop Guild President says Greece is the WORD!

…hoping the crocodile eats you last; part eleventy-thousand

Iranians ecstatic over nuke deal…shocked face.

White people are racists for wanting to discuss racism

DUer’s think America is just okay

Red Returns

Parents of girl murdered by illegal are racists…or some shit like that.

Total dick move

Quoting what you think is in the bible

The Good Idea Fairy strikes again

Ugly American

Yeah, they won, but you know…sexism.

“Poly”-ensaturated.

Pot putting the kettle on the back burner

“I spent the 4th apologizing to black people.”

Ah…the poor Greeks. If only they knew how they got into this mess.

God. Country. Family.

Bernie Sanders: Right Wing Gun Nut

Take that you evil NRA!

Yeah, even that dumbass Newsroom rant made it on DU this week.

Destruction of history = art

A man’s home is his castle, unless the barbarians are the DEA

More Greek mythology…where DU “fixes” financial problems

…well bless your heart.

The Geystapo not happy with Comrade Sanders

Fake vets working at fake 7-11 love Bernie Sanders

They’re just mad that Che only got a mention

“Leaking lies”

…and then mortgaged by their government to the tune of $130 trillion.

Leaving DU

Hey, maybe they should sue Glock

Before I went DUmpster diving this morning, I predicted that the page would be full of anti-Confederate flag, anti-gun and racism threads…this is what I found. Enjoy.

Gun control…a political WINNER!

Burn a flag and institutional racism goes away! Yea us.

White folks to the back of the bus.

Oh hey, the NRA are the REAL slave masters.

Face in the hole.

“It’s huge and shocking..” and it’s on private property.

KILL RACISM!!

Ban all the things…

President N-word

I’m no Glenn Beck fan, but this is an outright lie.

And for those who were wondering what Michael Moore was thinking…

Southerners…pffft…am I right?

White people don’t like socialists.

Professor DUmbass

Hillary might be a closet Southerner with an NRA membership…at least that’s what I’m reading into this.

Open carry in Mississippi nearly gets someone shot.

If only Hillary were black…and a lesbian…well…

Polling for comrades

Martin who?

In case you didn’t get it, conservatives are racist. You’re welcome.

Hillary’s record = sexism

Dividing yourself into groups isn’t diving the nation. Say wut?

…and then they went after Trace Atkins.

Liberal Costco sells too many right-wing whacko books. You rock, 1st Amendment!

Hacking. It’s like climate change except no one cares.

The church of Smith & Wesson

If a pope craps in the environment, does he still oppose abortion?

Ah yes, the old “the Founders couldn’t have imagined machine guns” argument. So original.

Stupid Southerners…from Boston…using flags as weapons…

…because it worked so well with drugs and alcohol.

Oh hey! Let’s add your Facebook posts to background checks!!

The victor writes the history books?

Chewie looks naked without his bandoleer

Leftard Top 5!

Jesus made her do it

O’Malley….better than Bernie on the pew-pew!!

Hillary – Warmonger Grannie

White chick playing a black chick sues black university because she’s a white chick

…most transparent.

Jeb taking some Luntz

Bernie thinks Bebe is a bad leader…as if he’d know.

DUer’s argue over bullshit study on guns. Irony ensues.

Oh, so NOW you think he’s a traitor.

1 in 5 “say” they were sexually assaulted…hmm.

…as opposed to child raping priests?

Actual quote: “Grass should be outlawed…”

Blackhawk down

Bernie Sanders – NRA shill….what?

Tolerance

Yeah? So what are you going to do? Nothing…nothing.

Racial gymnastics. A spectator sport.

…yeah, but those traffic tickets. Pffft.

Down the black hole…whoops…was that insensitive?

Sam Colt made ’em equal…until bankruptcy.

Guess he got a fat lip?

I challenge you yankees to make something better than fried chicken…

DUer gets all uppity…trigger words.

Floriduh

Head lock?

Guess you can’t have your pot and eat it too.

Dem operatives on teh internets???

Pffft. Beta male.

These Bernie Sanders supporters have skipped right to snorting the Kool-aid.

Brewing up fake outrage

Why don’t you love Bernie too??? Ingrates!

Cop classes

“Senseless” scares?

Hey y’all, Hillary says she can work past the gridlock.

Get your exit strategy ready.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose…

I call it the ‘GTFO’ plan

Hillary the progressive. Or turd bucket. Same same.

So basically they’re revolting.

You’ll eventually learn to love her.

Lying to yourself so you can live with your decisions.

Lincoln vs Cankles

Crickets. Seriously, no one has commented on this thread. Paging the Koch bros.

On track?

What if you post something and no one gets it? Tuesday.

Operator Limbaugh…brings the butthurt.

TK421, why aren’t you at your post?

Still prettier than Bruce Jenner.

Ten bucks says he drives a Jeep Wrangler.

ISIS? Bush’s fault. C’mon, you knew it was coming.

War in Iraq didn’t help feminism…which was totally the goal, guys.

Open carry straw man

DUers are patriots

More? As in ‘any’?

Apparently America is a bad place, which explains why everyone wants to come here.

Irony.

Ann the racist….or is she…

Caitlyn Jenner free…I refuse to participate. If I wanted to look at a fake woman, there’s always Pamela Anderson.

Stewart Smalley goes to college!

Lindsay Graham – gay war monger

Dig Duggar

Darth Cheney lets the hate flow through him

White socialists argue over white socialists

Spreading your junk

Tenure; the last bastion for useless assholes

Marx my words

Diversity

F the F-35 in Vermont

Um, how are you smoking this stuff anyway?

Bernie Sanders – scion for today’s….youth?

Darwin wins again

Unintended consequences

DUmbasses are economic geniuses

This is why lions eat their young

DUer’s think you’re stupid

You’re also a gun humping coward

…and racist.

Someone has a lot of time on their hands

Self inflicted

Power is all that matters

Eww

Good luck, Baltimore. Let me know how that gun control works out for you.

…the wallet?

Deep pockets on the “grassroots”.