Category: “Teh Stoopid”

  • Negligent discharge in Ferguson

    Negligent discharge in Ferguson

    A woman, 26-year-old Becca Campbell, died from a negligent discharge in Ferguson, while waving her boyfriend’s brand new gun around inside their car declaring that she was ready for unrest in Ferguson, Missouri. CNN calls it an accidental discharge, but clearly it was negligent;

    The boyfriend, who wasn’t identified, told police that the couple had bought a gun because of fears of unrest related to the pending grand jury decision on the shooting of Michael Brown, the sources said.

    He told investigators that as they drove late Friday night, the victim waved a gun, jokingly saying the couple were ready for Ferguson, the sources said.

    He ducked to get out of the way of the gun and accidentally rear-ended another car. He said the accident caused the gun to go off and she was struck by a bullet in the head, the sources said.

    The victim was rushed to a hospital but died.

    The automobile accident didn’t “cause the gun to go off”, the victim had her finger on the trigger when she wasn’t intending to fire the weapon for it’s intended use.

    I swear, other people’s children.

  • Now the Insanity Starts

    Now the Insanity Starts

    Well here we are once again. The last regular weekend of the year. Enjoy it. The rest of this year will be full of guilt for putting off shopping or repressed rage for going shopping. Tempers will flare, assaults will happen in Walmarts all over the country bedlam and insanity will reign over us, in this the season of love, peace on earth and goodwill to men.

    I had a conversation the other day with a fellow hater of the holidays. We can spot one another you know. We see in each others body language and tone of voice a longing for times gone by. A time when store did not open on Thanksgiving Day, A time where deaths did not occur over a 5 dollar toaster or a good deal on TV. We remember fondly when the schedule for Thanksgiving was we start eating around 1:30 come on when you get ready. Now its the first sale starts a 4 PM so you better be here by 10 am if you want food.

    OK so I lied, I dont hate the holidays, I mourn their loss. I hate seeing people plan the storming of Walmart, Sears, JCPenney and so forth like they were the beaches of Normandy. As sure as the sun will rise tomorrow people are acting like covert agents today trying to get the layout maps for black friday sales. They will toil over them, looking for choke points, planning the best routes to take so that they may get from one sale item to the other in the least amount of time. I would love to see this played as a war game. I can imagine sand tables with scores of holiday shoppers around them. Pointing out flaws in the plans. Taking Europe back from the Nazis was childs play compared to getting a 3 dollar Mr. Coffee.

    All over this country people are camping out in front of Best Buy and other big retailers. I guess its kind of like being deployed. Shopping carts are being converted into makeshift forts. Starbucks are command post. Runners are bringing those brave shoppers on the front lines food, and of course the latest intel (Sales Fliers) God help the poor store managers if there is a misprint in an add. Faulty Intel is worse than no intel. Mt God man you are sending them onto a slaughter…

    So from me to you, Enjoy this, the last normal weekend of 2014. God be with those of you going into that fate worse than hell. I will be going into the bunker soon. I have enough Ramen and beef jerky to get me to January.

  • Oh, Fer Christsakes – Send the Little Idiot Back!

    You’ve probably all heard about the DNI – James Clapper – and his trip to North Korea earlier this month.  During that trip, the DNI secured the release of two Americans detained there – Matthew Miller and Kenneth Bae.  He brought them back to the US.

    Well, guess what.  One of them now reportedly claims he really wanted to stay in North Korea.

    Seriously.

    Fine.  Then give the little dumbsh!t the paperwork to renounce his US citizenship – and once he’s done that, put him on a plane to Korea, bus him to Panmunjum, and march his stupid butt north across the “Bridge of No Return”.  Problem solved.

    For some reason this keeps running through my mind.  I’m guessing it’s also what must be running through Clapper’s mind right about now.  With apologies to Strother Martin:

    What we’ve got here is . . . failure to communicate.  Some men, you just can’t reach.  So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it . . . well, he gets it.  I don’t like it any more than you men.

  • Nuclear Troubles? Not Just in the Military.

    We all remember the recent spate of nuclear commanders being relieved by the US military. But it seems bad leadership and/or stupidity isn’t limited to the military’s nuclear community these days.

    Back in February, there were two incidents at the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant (WIPP) – an underground facility in a salt beds near Carlsbad, NM, that’s 2000’ below the earth’s surface. It was built as a place for long-term storage of the nation’s nuclear weapons-related nuclear waste.

    One of those incidents was a truck fire. OK, sometimes stuff happens.

    However, the other was a radiation leak. So, how did that leak happen?

    Well, it turns out that someone used the wrong kind of cat litter when preparing a batch of highly acidic nuclear weapons waste for storage at the WIPP. Rather than clay-based litter, wheat-based litter was used.

    Seriously.

    It turns out that this created a mixture that was quite volatile – it has been called “akin to plastic explosives”.  After arrival at the WIPP, one such drum cracked open. Twenty workers received radiation exposure (of a low level, thankfully). The facility will require extensive work (to the tune of $500M) for decontamination and substantial time (estimates by the contractor operating the WIPP are 3 years, minimum) before resuming operations.

    So, the WIPP contractor eats it, right? After all, their guys screwed up and used the wrong stuff?

    Well, not exactly. It seems that Los Alamos National Laboratories (LANL) – not the contractor – prepared the drum of waste for shipment to the WIPP. It turns out LANL’s supporting contractor, Los Alamos National Security LLC, was working in haste to meet a deadline for preparing Cold War waste for shipment that would give them a “leg up” in contract renewal negotiations. An internal investigation conducted at LANL blamed the error on “a typo in a policy manual”. It’s unclear whether that policy manual was prepared by LANL government or contractor personnel.

    Four managers – apparently on the contractor side – were reportedly replaced at LANL since the incident. Whether this will have any effect on that contractor’s contract renewal is at this point unclear.

    Some details of the WIPP and the original accident can be found here. An explanation for the errors leading up to the mistake causing the leakage incident can be found here.  (Unfortunately, this is the short version; the longer version with more details is behind a pay wall.)

    So, folks – no, it’s not just the military’s nuclear community that has its “sh!t in the wind” these days. Looks like the rest of the Nuclear Kingdom has its share of problems too.

  • Oh, Fer Christsakes – Not Again?!

    Geez. Will someone PLEASE give the     clueless fools in charge in DC      current Administration a quarter and tell them where they can buy a clue?

    Title of the article says it all:

    U.S. weighs expanded CIA training, arming of Syrian allies struggling against Assad

    “Bad idea, sir. Very bad idea.”

  • The World According to Bernath

    Some months ago Hondo with my permission took a comment I had made on Derek Church and made it into a guest article.  In the months that have passed  Jonn has allowed me to post my opinions and ramblings. Contrary to Bernaths and others beliefs, Jonn nor anyone else directs me on what to write or even knows when I am going to post.  I am eternally grateful to Jonn, TSO and Hondo for giving me me the latitude to express myself and hopefully spur  a conversation.  I have learned so many things from writing on this blog, not only from the research I do but from the comments of every person that post.  I think that for the first time in my life I understand how one persons point of view can make a difference, I have a better understanding of what the founding fathers had in mind when they decided that freedom of speech and freedom of the press were essential to the future of this nation.  This open style forum and others like it embody the very spirit of of those ideas.  They are a natural progression of technology  that started with Benjamin Franklin and his printing press.

    Bernath and Wittgenfeld took the open letter that I wrote to Derek Church and decided it was the Manifesto for TAH. I don’t think either of them understand what a manifesto really is, they think its something evil or wrong when in reality it is simply  a published verbal declaration of the intentions, motives, or views of the issuer, be it an individual, group, political party or government.  In this case it was my own individual expression of the contempt I feel for Derek Church and any other person who claims military awards, rank or service that are not rightfully earned.  Bernath was trying to imply that there is evil intent in what I wrote. He has failed. I would be proud to have my words used as a mission statement, but there would have to be a mission first.

    Bernath may or may not have been made an honorary Chief Photographers Mate by the Chief Photographers Mate Round Up.   If he was it in no way shape form or fashion entitles him to use the title of Chief Petty Officer (Hon) that we have all see him use, he even requested to be addressed as such in  court.  It did not entitle him to go out and purchase a Senior Chief Gold Rating patch and sew it onto his Jacket. It did not entitle him to take a photograph of PH1 Shepherd and cause it to be altered to his own image. . No person with a fundamental knowledge of Navy ranks and rates who ever saw him wearing the Sr Chiefs Gold Rating Badge would think him to be anything other than a Senior Chief Photographer’s Mate   with over 12 years of honorable service. He was in fact a Petty officer 2ond class with slightly over 3 years active duty.  It is for these reasons that Bernath is guilty of stealing valor.The Oregon Bar has deemed him to be a man of low moral character and not worthy to practice law in that state.

    Bernath, Wittgenfeld and Wickre have attacked the reputation and traditions of the Navy and the Chiefs Mess, as well as disparaging the service and sacrifice of every man or woman who has ever worn a uniform. They make racist and sexist remarks, they try to instill fear as a silencing and controlling method for those that oppose them.   They like to call those that post here terrorist, when that fact is that only the truth has been posted.  They are the ones who hurt innocent people, they are the ones that post photos of people homes with addresses, they are the one that make up repugnant and vile stories about people and try to pass it off as satire when questioned.  They are the ones that brag and boast about causing real and lasting damage to people.  They are the terrorist.

    Bernath, as you try to sleep tonight I hope my words ring in your ears yet again. I hope that in those moments before sleep that you see yourself as others do, You are nothing more than a thief and bully. Try as you might you will never be able to silence the truth.

  • Blackhawk crew suspended for Halloween candy drop

    Pinto Nag sends us an article from USAToday which reports that some Arizona National Guard Blackhawk crew thought that it would be a good idea to fly over a residential area Phoenix and drop candy from their craft;

    The aircrew on the UH-60 Black Hawk took off from the Papago Military Reservation, near Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport on the south side of the city, Oct. 28 for a training mission in Deer Valley, on the north side of Phoenix.

    On the way, the helicopter flew over the Arcadia neighborhood in central Phoenix and dropped the candy at a Halloween party, the Guard said.

    The investigation involves crew members from the 2nd Battalion, 285th Aviation Regiment and is expected to be completed in 30 to 60 days, Arizona National Guard spokesman Maj. Gabe Johnson said Wednesday.

    I guess the 4 crew members are reconsidering the genius of that little trick. Witnesses claim that the bird frightened children, another thought they were dropping drugs.

  • Yeah, That Could Explain It

    Perhaps you’ve noticed a certain news story has been missing in the news for the past few days.  I’m talking about the Ebola epidemic and stories about possible cases turning up in the US.

    At first, I thought it had simply been displaced by election news.  After all, the election was big news.  But it’s still missing.

    I think I know why now.  And I think I was wrong.

    Check out the dates on the first of these stories – and then think about when the Ebola stories disappeared (a couple of days before the election, as I recall):

    HERE’S Why Ebola Is No Longer In the News

    Report: Obama Administration Pressured News
    Outlets to Not Report Suspected Ebola Cases

    Oh, and it looks like it’s not just the media that’s subscribing to treating the US public like mushrooms:

    Md. to stop providing updates on Ebola
    investigations, unless cases confirmed

    Yeah, that’s REALLY the way to ensure public trust in government – feed the public bullsh!t, then pressure the media to hide the ugly truth.  Well, I’ve seen that movie once before – around 1967-1968.  I was just a kid at the time, but as I recall it pretty much sucked then.  It sucks just as bad now.

    Sheesh.  What’s next – are we going to see the Surgeon General (or maybe the POTUS) come to a news conference and channel Admiral Felt, yelling at nosy reporters to “Get on the team!”?