Category: “Teh Stoopid”

  • La Dolce Vita – Columbus Day

    It’s Columbus Day.  So, here ya go – a musical “blast from the past”, down-under style.  If you’re old enough, you might even remember this one.  Enjoy.

     

    For what it’s worth:  the singer’s professional name is “Joe Dolce” – and that also happens to be his real name. He was born in Ohio, and has apparently been a US ex-pat in Australia for close to 40 years now (since about 1978). This was his biggest hit.

    The song was a huge international hit in 1981.  It hit #1 in a number countries (15) – including the UK, France, Germany, Australia, and Italy; was #2 in Canada; and charted in the US.

    And yeah, he’s of Italian-American heritage.  His Italian-American grandparents were reportedly the inspiration for the song.

    If you have a problem with the song, I suggest you talk to Joe. I’m sure he’ll listen – as he’s on the way to the bank to cash his next royalty check. And then I’d guess he’ll refer you to the song’s title.  (smile)

    If you’re offended, I’d also suggest you find a quarter and buy a clue – or a sense of humor – and quit being outraged over nada.  As I noted above, the song was a #1 hit in freaking Italy.  So if Italians of the day didn’t have a problem with it and made it a #1 hit, I’m thinking you shouldn’t have a problem with it either.

    Happy Columbus Day, everyone.

  • About that Iran Nuclear Deal . . . .

    Remember the current     group of feckless fools and clueless tools’     Administration’s nuclear deal with Iran? You know, the one that     that gang of incompetent neophytes     the Administration refused to allow to be made public for review before it was signed?

    Well, maybe now we know why. Turns out some some senior Administration officials who’ll have to implement the deal have taken a hard look at what this       clown krewe     Administration agreed to allow in that deal. And there’s a problem.

    The deal appears to violate existing US law.  Law signed by – you guessed it – the current POTUS himself.  In fact, it runs afoul of multiple existing laws.

    The deal purportedly allows subsidiaries of US firms to do business with Iran. This is a major part of the deal, and is expected to result in tens of billions of dollars of trade between Iran and those subsidiaries.

    However, it so happens there’s this little thing called the Iran Threat Reduction and Syria Human Rights Act of 2012..  It was passed by Congress in the summer of 2012. It was signed into law by the current Occupant, 1600 Penn Ave, in August of that year.

    Section 218 of that law explicitly prohibits foreign subsidiaries of US companies from doing business with Iran. Section 605 of that law requires this to remain the case until (1) the POTUS certifies to Congress that Iran is no longer listed by the DoS as a state sponsor of international terrorism, and (2) the POTUS certifies to Congress that Iran has ceased efforts to acquire weapons of mass destruction.  Both are required.

    The Iran nuclear deal is not a treaty; it is an “executive agreement” It thus does not trump existing Federal law.

    What’s more, the Iran Nuclear Agreement Review Act of 2015  – also signed by the current POTUS –  specifically states that prior sanctions on Iran mandated by Federal law are not affected by the 2015 nuclear agreement with Iran; they thus remain in effect.  So the current POTUS has signed Federal law requiring any US nuclear deal with Iran to be IAW existing US laws regarding Iran sanctions not once, but twice.

    I mean, really – how freaking incompetent must a group be to “accidentally” sign off on an agreement that is patently illegal?  Did they not bother to have any of their legal staff look at the damn thing before signing on the dotted line?

    Looks to me like someone has painted themselves into a corner. Best I can tell, the only way to actually implement key parts of the Iran nuclear deal at this point would be to require a clear violation of Federal law. Or, alternatively, the POTUS could certify to Congress that Iran is now neither a sponsor of terrorism or pursuing any form of WMD program.

    Personally, I’m betting on the former (ignore existing law). This Administration IMO seems quite comfortable with that, and I don’t think even this clueless krewe is stupid enough to do the latter.  But that’s just me.

  • Yer Friday Afternoon Funny: Well, To HIM It Was An Emergency . . .

    Provided without comment.

    Man, 53, Calls 911 To Complain That His Girlfriend Will Not . . . Um . . . Er . . . Well . . . .

    The idiot was apparently arrested for public intoxication shortly after police arrived.

    Dumbcluck.

  • “It’s like deja vu all over again”

    Well, it looks like one or more of those “fine individuals” that we all “know and love” have been running their yaps.  Once again, some Dorkish Royally Clueless tool has wrongly identified someone else as being me.

    And just like before, I’m both honored and a bit peeved.

    Again.

    For at least the fifth freaking time.

    Apparently, someone out there has determined that I am in reality Larry Bailey, former SEAL and CAPT, USN (Ret). Yes, THAT CAPT Larry Bailey.

    Yeah, right.  GMAFB.

    Oh, don’t get me wrong; that would be quite an honor.  Except . . . it’s a load of bullsh!t.  It’s just not true.

    To whoever is out there claiming I’m CAPT Bailey:  listen up.  I’ll make this simple for your benefit.

    1. I’m not a former SEAL.  I previously made that fact quite clear, but hey – maybe you missed it the first time.
    2. I was never in the Navy.
    3. Other than a commercial boat ride or three, I have never been at sea.  And those commercial boat rides were littoral, not open ocean.
    4. Best I can recall, I have never set foot on an active US Navy ship – though I have been to more than one Naval installation over the years, and I did visit a museum ship that was once a USCG cutter.
    5. I left the military many years after CAPT Bailey did.  So I think he’s got a few years on me.

    Given the above, even someone who’s a totally clueless fool should be able to figure out that I can’t possibly be CAPT Larry Bailey.  That includes whoever is out there spreading the false rumor that CAPT Bailey and I are the same person.

    Sheesh.  Are you for real?  Do you have enough common sense to p!ss in the toilet vice the trash can when you use the bathroom?

    Let’s recap here.  First, close to two years ago supposedly I was a retired and relatively well-known Army GO (don’t I wish).  Then I was wrongly identified as being The Hair himself, Don ShipleyI’m not, of course.  Or maybe I was supposed to be Don Shipley first, then the retired GO. Hell, those particular bogus claims were made approaching two years ago now, and the claims change so often it’s hard to keep them straight.

    After that, I was allegedly a retired Special Forces Sergeant Major.  Um, no.   Not even close.

    And a while after that, purportedly I was a serving Army CPT (or maybe by now MAJ) teaching ROTC. It would be nice to be that young again, but – no.  Incorrect.

    That’s only the four I’ve heard about and can think of off the top of my head.  My guess is there are a few other similar false identifications out there that I don’t remember or just plain missed.

    Give it up.  You’ve been wrong every freaking time so far.  This time around, supposedly I’m CAPT Larry Bailey – and guess what?

    You’re wrong again.  You’re still batting oh-fer-whatever.  And based on what I’ve seen, that ain’t going to change any time soon.

    Still:  this foolishness is getting old, and I’m getting kinda tired of it.  Maybe I should finally tell anyone who’s interested precisely where to go if they want to see Hondo.

     

    (My apologies, Mr. Berra – wherever you are.  But that quote was simply too perfect a title for this article.)

  • And In the “YGBSM!” Department . . .

    . . . it looks like the “best and brightest” working for the VA were at it again.

    It seems that some VA medical facilities recently distributed a flyer indicating prohibited items.  Bring them to an exam, and you would not be seen.

    The fliers were apparently mailed to some vets with appointment letters. The VA also posted similar signs at some medical facilities depicting those prohibited items.

    Here are some pictures of the flier and signs:


    No, you’re eyes aren’t playing tricks on you.  For a while, in part of the US the VA actually was telling people that if they brought a smartphone or backpack to an appointment, they would not be seen.  (The flier and signs actually depicted an iPhone, but presumably any smartphone – and probably, any cell phone – would have been similarly banned.)

    The VA has since backpedaled, and has announced the policy was “ill advised” .  The VA has also apparently cancelled the policy – though they did not explain why the policy was ever instituted in the first place.

    Now, why might the VA do something like this?  Well, it seems that at least one vet has used a recording device at a VA appointment – likely a cell or smart phone – to obtain a personal record of what was actually said at that appointment.  They did so in Minnesota, which is a “one party” consent state regarding the recording of conversations (Federal law and 38 states require one-party-consent regarding the recording of conversations).

    One plausible explanation is that the VA doesn’t want anyone else to have a separate record of what’s actually said in their appointments, so they tried to prevent that by banning cell phones. If so, that was indeed “ill advised”.

    Now, I’m sure there are other plausible explanations.  I just wish I could think of what one of those other plausible explanations might be.

    The really sad part about all this?  This whole idea was obviously utter and complete idiocy.  Any one with enough common sense to p!ss in the toilet vice the bathroom’s wastebasket would have seen that immediately.

    But coming from VA administrators? This doesn’t surprise me one bit.

    I’m seriously beginning to wonder if the VA is salvageable.

     

    AUTHOR’S NOTES (IMPORTANT):

    1.  If you’re thinking about taking a smartphone/MP3 player/other recording device to your next VA appointment and recording it, please CHECK YOUR LOCAL LAWS FIRST.  A number of states (11) appear to require the consent of ALL parties to a conversation before it may be legally recorded.  If you live in one of those states, you cannot legally record your appointment unless you get the permission of all present to record.

    2.  While I believe the last link to the PDF document listing state recording laws (last link above) to be accurate, the document appears to be from 2013 – and laws change from time to time.  I strongly recommend that you double check it against Lexis or another up-to-date source of state and local laws if you’re thinking about recording an appointment based on assumed one-party consent law in your state.  It’s possible your state’s law has changed since that document was prepared in 2013. 

  • Most “Hardline and Effective” Regime In History

    I saw this gem from one of our frequent commenters.

    Fucking nonsense. Obama has been much more hardline and effective in the fight against Islamic extremists and terrorists than any president in history, including Reagan.

    I have to agree, at least in part. I must admit that the current Occupant, 1600 PA Ave, Wash DC, and his krewe have indeed been uniquely effective regarding engaging Islamic extremists and terrorists. Let’s discuss his and his regime’s amazing record of success here.

    1. Inherited a stable situation in Iraq, with functioning government, a low-level of insurgency, and relative peace. And just look at Iraq today!

    2. Took over a manageable conflict in Afghanistan. Initially ignored good advice (Afghan surge recommended by McChrystal), then implemented a variant later. Things have only gotten better there in the last 6 1/2 years, right?

    3. For political reasons (or possibly out of pure spite), failed to obtain an Iraq SOFA allowing a residual US presence in that nation.

    4. Ignored warnings concerning possibility of rise of ISIS/ISIL/whatever the hell they’re calling themselves today during Iraq SOFA negotiations. Coupled with #3 above, this led to the rise of ISIS. ISIS now controls about half of Syria and around a third of Iraq; the Iraqi Army and government are now barely credible.

    5. Appears to have based US strategy on countering Islamic extremism on “support for local populations” and clandestine armed RPA strikes. Yes, the latter has been of minor military value – but it’s been at least as counterproductive, if not more, in terms of creating hostility to US efforts due to occasional erroneous strikes. It’s also handed a major propaganda weapon to Islamic extremists for only marginal military gain. And it’s almost certainly undermining the Pakistani government in the eyes of the Pakistani public, since each uninvited strike in Pakistan is a demonstration that the Pakistani government cannot control its own territory and airspace.

    6. And that “support for local populations” thing, AKA the “Arab Spring”? It’s led to a chaotic Libya with at best a marginally effective central government and parts dominated by al Qaeda allies; the ouster of stable, pro-Western governments in Tunisia and Yemen; and nearly resulted in the Muslim Brotherhood taking over freaking Egypt. It also led to protests/unrest short of regime change in numerous other countries friendly to the US: Bahrain, Morrocco, Jordan, Kuwait, and Oman.

    7. Dithering over Syria – e.g., being at first afraid to do squat, then drawing meaningless “red lines”, providing support to feckless “moderate” Syrian opposition that was in turn largely handed over to Islamic hardliners (al Nursa), and wasting $500M with the net result of training 50 troops.  But no fear; all will turn out well.

    8. And don’t get me started on the 5-for-1 trade with the Taliban for the knowing return of an apparent deserter – followed by feting said apparent deserter and his family at the White House.

    Yeah, all of that simply screams “hardline, effective countering of Islamic extremism”, doesn’t it?

    The author of the comment above is correct. The current    gang of feckless fools and tone-deaf tools running things in DC since January 2009    Administration has indeed been singularly effective while engaging Islamic extremism.

    Problem is, it’s been almost uniformly successful from the perspective of the Islamic extremists. From the US perspective, it’s been a nearly-uniform series of failures.

    My reaction on reading that comment? “Son, I want some of whatever it is you’re smoking. That must indeed be some ‘really good sh!t’.”

  • Yer Sunday Funny: More Tales from teh Terminally Stoopid

    Figuratively speaking on the “terminally” – though I’m not sure whether we should be glad or sad about that.

    In Michigan, a man was allegedly afraid of spiders. So when he saw one, he tried to burn it to death with his cigarette lighter.

    While at a gas station. And while getting gas.

    Did I mention the spider was on his vehicle’s gas tank?

    I’m not joking.

    Luckily the resulting fire was quickly extinguished without injuries – except to the gas pump involved, which was destroyed.

    Idiot.

  • Wanna See ALL of Clintoon’s “Private” Email? Come Up With $500k and Maybe You Can.

    Gee, what a surprise.  We’re talking a private server, operated for a long time in an open environment and possibly without any effective information security controls.  What could possibly go wrong?

    Exposed! Libya Security Briefs, Algeria Hostage Info & More — Hacker Threatens To Sell Hillary Clinton’s ENTIRE UNRELEASED Private Emails For $500K

    My question is: if some unidentified hacker managed to get access and download all of that . . . who else did?