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Category: Shitbags

  • USS Milk discussion continues

    Jeff sends us a link to Quinton Report who does a fine job of defending me from being called a “bigot” by Daily Pundit‘s Bill Quick (Whoever the F*ck he is) because I dared to suggest that people exist who are more deserving of having a Navy vessel named for them than Harvey Milk.

    Sorry, Bill, I don’t see where I’m a bigot because some polesmoker gets shot by a political opponent and you think that for that he needs some sort of honor. Milk wasn’t killed in the line of his Navy duties…he was killed because he pissed someone off. People get killed from that affliction everyday. I don’t see where my opinion amounts to bigotry – well, until you pissed me off and I called Milk a polesmoker…a practice that you think raises Milk to a level somewhere above the Navy personnel who’ve sacrificed themselves for their friends and their country in our nation’s wars. That’s your opinion, and I think your own sexual habits somehow influenced your irrational outburst…that makes you a bigot, Bill.

  • Stephen Ortego LA legislature: Why do we want veterans in LA?

    In Louisiana, the legislature debated Governor Bobby Jindall’s education bill. Nick Lorusso, a Republican from New Orleans (I didn’t think such a creature existed) offered an amendment to the bill which would give veterans a chance to get in-state tuition even if they don’t meet the residency requirements to qualify.

    So Stephen Ortego rose to question Lorusso about why Louisiana would want to attract veterans to the State. Lurusso answered that “veterans make good citizens”. Ortego responded that “usually veterans come with a lot of their own issues”. When pressed on which issues those were, Ortego says “homeless rates, mental illness rates…especially when they’re coming out of a war…”

    This meally-mouthed POS, who has never been in uniform and, guessing from his bio, he has never had contact with a veteran, is 28 years old and apparently already he’s an expert on veterans and their “issues” what with his bright and shiny new pubes.

    Can you imagine if he had asked why the state was trying to attract Blacks or Hispanic immigrants to the state because their inherent “issues” might become a burden for the state? Ortego spent his early years building houses in Honduras – so I’m sure he knows exactly what’s good for veterans.

    Some people were just created to be called asshats.

    Thanks to 1stCavRVN11B for the link.

  • Yeah, veterans are who we need to worry about

    Tman sends us a link to the story of a Virginia welding teacher who thought it’d be a good idea to line up his students and shoot at them with blank-firing pistol;

    “He then pulled a ‘blank firing handgun,’ black in color, from the back waistband of his pants and discharged the weapon between four and ten shots in the direction of the line of the students,” according to a police statement. “The ‘report’ of the firearm was similar to that of a firearm that fires a projectile, thus placing the students in fear, according to statements. No students were physically injured as a result of the incident.”

    Sheriff Newman said Dillow apparently borrowed the gun, which is not capable of shooting actual bullets, from another school department.

    I’m sure he caught the PTSD from a multi-combat-tour veteran and was having flashbacks to the days he was avoiding the draft during the Vietnam War and his roomie stole his Doritos, or something.

  • TAH to Mande Wilkes; thanks for being a dick

    Jeff sends us a link to some ass wipe blog called FitsNews which purports to be conservative, but obviously, it’s not conservative when it publishes what the Left has been saying about the military for the last ten years. This woman named Mande Wilkes thinks it make her sounds smart to run down the members of the military as some privileged bunch of reprobates;

    Four scandals in four months is hardly isolated or even sporadic. At this point, it’s almost a pattern. Denying the increasing predictability of these events – blindly insisting these scandals are isolated rather than repeated – pushes aside the more interesting question.

    Yeah, almost a pattern, you air head. Four incidents in 120 days – and the last of those incidents happened more than two years ago, so how does THAT fit into your imagined pattern? So it’s four incidents in two years, isn’t it. Math is hard, isn’t it Mande?

    Why are too many U.S. troops, once part of a dignified and esteemed force, giving the finger to the whole world?

    Yeah, “too many”. Nine people out of 89,000 is too many. But wait, because nine people out of 89,000 in Afghanistan made mistakes, the queen of ditzes shows what her real f*cking problem is;

    To answer that, I take you back to any one of last autumn’s Republican presidential debates. Ron Paul (holla!) made a repeated point of casting himself as the lone warrior on stage. The only one of the major presidential candidates to have served in the military, Paul represented a dying breed: A man who was a statesman before he was a politician.

    Oh, a f*cking Paulian who, of course, thinks that being a gynecologist in the Air Force qualifies Ron Paul to be President.

    It used to be that everybody who was anybody enlisted in the military. Nowadays, everybody who’s nobody serves – a natural consequence of incentivizing service with signing bonuses, comped education, and plush pensions. Not to mention that for those in the U.S. illegally, the incentives are that much more attractive – a respectable way to root into jobs that wouldn’t otherwise be accessible.

    I’ve got your “nobodys”, you snotty, privileged piece of shit. Who paid for your college?

    So, what used to be a military made up of statesmen has devolved into a force comprised of men who have few alternatives but to enlist. Rather than the symbol of nobility it once was, military service has become almost a scarlet letter of sorts – signifying an individual of lesser resources, breeding, or ambition. Think about it … when a teenager is delinquent, where do his parents send him? To either a boarding school or a military school, depending on the family’s socioeconomic level. And when that teenager graduates, where does he go? To either a university or the military – depending, again, on the family’s finances.

    The result? Troops that more closely resemble a jail or a juvenile delinquent center than an esteemed military force.

    You ungrateful turd. The military of today is more technically proficient and requires more education than those cocksuckers who sit in their first year of college taking remedial reading and writing classes. And the military doesn’t take delinquents – ask any of the recruiters in this forum. So quit running your cockholster about things you don’t understand.

    So much for trying to attract the military vote to the Ron Paul campaign, huh, ditz? Since your boy couldn’t get the numbers in the primaries to win even a state where he was one half of the choices in the vote, you feel liberated enough to shoot down the only demographic you ass clowns targeted during the primaries.

    Sorry, have you ever been so pissed that the words won’t come out right? That’s what happened today to me with this POS woman who fancies herself a TeaParty Congressional candidate in SC’s 7th district. I have something for her ass.

    On her website she says she doesn’t think there’s any such thing as bad publicity. Let’s see how that shit works out for her.

  • Abdo confession included by judge

    IVAW’s cause of the moment a few years back when he was just a conscientious objector before he was a child pornography purveyor, Army PFC Naser Jason Abdo, who also planned to detonate a bomb in a Killeen, TX restaurant was disappointed this week when the judge refused his motion to toss his confession to the plot because Abdo claims that he wasn’t read his rights before the interview according to the Associated Press;

    Another Killeen detective testified that he read Abdo his Miranda rights shortly after placing him in a police car, but said the audio did not record because of a delay and no other officers were present. Bradley talked to Abdo in the police car after that.

    C. Michael Owens, an FBI special agent, testified that he read Miranda rights to Abdo twice – before interviews with him on July 27 and 28. Prosecutors showed documents signed by Abdo agreeing to talk to investigators and waiving his rights to an attorney. During the first six-hour interview, Abdo said he was in Killeen to make things right with Allah because he had sinned against Allah, Owens testified.

    One of Abdo’s lawyers, Zachary Boyd, also claims that the police had no reason to detain him because he wasn’t acting suspiciously in their presence. Those boys are really reaching.

  • Phil the Quack

    Kateser sends us a link to our buddy Cassy Chesser at YouServed Blog who writes about a recent episode of the misnamed Dr Phil Show in which the main character in the obviously fantasy show tells us that veterans with PTSD are “monsters” and “damaged goods”.

    One of Dr. Phil’s guests, Matt, is a former Marine who struggles with PTSD. He speaks about how, while deployed to Afghanistan, he repeatedly stabbed an enemy combatant in the face, even after he was dead, to get his anger out. He also claims he saw “lots” of innocent people killed, including women and children. (His last name isn’t given, so it’s impossible to verify his claims of killing women and children while deployed to Afghanistan.)

    After Matt, Dr. Phil featured Mark and Heather. Mark is another veteran with PTSD who admits he has violent rages, says his life has been destroyed, and is afraid of what he will do to his family. Heather’s husband, Duane, had PTSD. He beat her and set her on fire.

    The common thread between all of these stories: violence. Did Dr. Phil ever stop to point out that most veterans with PTSD don’t end up setting their wives on fire or stabbing people repeatedly in the face? Of course not. Indeed, recent research has found that the link between PTSD and violent behavior is actually weak. Another dirty little secret Dr. Phil didn’t feel was necessary to point out: civilians get PTSD, too.

    I don’t see what the problem is with Matt stabbing an enemy soldier in the face repeatedly. After the guy was dead, it probably didn’t even hurt anymore. But I think Matt is making it up anyway, and Phil The Quack wouldn’t mind much anyway, because it just fit the crap he wanted to scare his audience into believing. Of course, they wouldn’t give Matt’s last name – that might help us find out that he was a radar operator in some FOB who never left the wire and couldn’t have done what he says he did.

    It seems to me that a real doctor (not Phil) would be more interested in reducing the stigma attached to PTSD rather than creating a scandal where none exits.

    Cassy agrees;

    I’m curious if Dr. Phil honestly thinks it’s helpful to paint such a negative, violent picture of veterans struggling with PTSD. I would wager he doesn’t care at all about how this affects our military.

    Right now I have violent urges and I want to stab this bald turd repeatedly in the face and none of those urges are related to PTSD, it’s just me being me.

  • Call of Duty/MEPS Ranger

    Call of Duty/MEPS Ranger

    Christopher and Mitch sent us this video of a MEPS (Military Entrance Processing Station) officer talking to some shiny new recruits.

    He tells them “If you’ve seen it on Call of Duty, I’ve done it.” Yeah, because it sounds so cool to be a video game character. Anyway, a commenter at YouTube recognizes him;

    This fat douche is full of it! Jeremey Gumeringer. He served one deployment with 8-1 CAV in Afghanistan as the Troop XO.? As an Armor officer who has served in both Iraq and Afghanistan, I am embarrassed for him to wear my branch insignia. I am embarrassed that he is wearing a Stetson and Spurs. Less bragging, more running Fatty!

    “If you’ve seen it on Call of Duty, I’ve done it” WTF?! Is he serious?

    AKO says he’s an armor captain. So I’m sure he’s done all of the things he says he’s done – all with his hands in his pockets. And he should put down the game controller for a minute and do some PT. I didn’t know they made ACUs in that size. Maybe the shirt is two woobies sown together.

    Why isn’t the LA Times reporting on this atrocity?

    Editor Note: YouTube pulled the vid, so here’s a still of Jeremey Gumeringer;

    Jeremy Gumeringer 5

  • What does Michael Yon have against soldiers with PTS?

    Yeah, usually I let TSO take on Michael Yon, but since he’s dodging Taliban rockets between bouts of complaining about being tired, I guess it’s up to me today. Claymore and JM sent us this screenshot of CJ Grisham obviously screwing around since the caption of the photo mentions the Zombie Apocalypse. But Yon uses the photo to “prove” (like the LA Times proves shit) that CJ is a nut suffering from PTS, a condition which has never affected Yon or he wouldn’t be demeaning every person in the military who has PTS;

    So my question to Michael Yon (which I have to ask on my blog, since I can’t ask him on his Facebook page since he blocked me) WTF do you have against military members who are suffering from PTS? He must understand that if he truly thinks that CJ has problems, this isn’t the way to help him. So, Michael, why do you hate veterans? You festering butt nugget (I channeled my inner-TSO for that).

    And if you missed it, the other day before TSO left on his embed, Yon tried to accuse him of misusing Soldiers’ Angel funds because TSO let the airlines bump him from his flight so two little old ladies could fly together (or something) and the airline upgraded his seat to 1st Class the next day for the inconvenience that TSO had suffered as a result. I think Yon was a little bit jealous that TSO could get into Afghanistan and Yon could not.

    But in the screen shot above, Yon claims that CJ was stalking him – impossible, since they were thousands of miles apart, unless CJ has some of those remote viewers that Spooky 8 used in his book. Besides, I know for a fact that if anyone is stalking anyone, it’s Yon. He’s been trying to learn the identity and location of our buddy War On Terror News for at least two years.

    If Yon wants to stalk someone, he can stalk me for a change. I’m not as hard. If you go to Google Maps and search for “This Ain’t Hell Corporate Headquarters, Bar and Grill” it’ll show right on the map where I am – well, not exactly, but if you follow the directions you’ll end up between my aiming stakes.